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Posted 20th August 2010 - Barry and Kath´s Wedding

 

Posted 20th July 2010

Our Newest Hasher.

After 12 hours, Alexander (Sasha) Elvis Millard has left the womb at 13.59 yesterday and weighed in at a sprightly 4.230 Kg. (9Lb) Natasha is well but a little tired! :-) Steve

Posted 30th June 2010

Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs.  In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.

 We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.

 We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.

Posted 13th April 2010

Tommy passed away 5th April today after a long battle against cancer.

The funeral took place on Wednesday 7th April in Marbella.

On-on Limp-toed - a great hasher, we´ll all miss him.

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Sorry to here the sad news of a fellow Hasher.
Tom was a really nice genuine guy
Bruce and Jean
H.M.V / Nipper

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What sad news about this lovely man who was a gentle caring person to all hashers around him

 - We will miss him lots
on on up Limp T. S.
xxx
Mummy' and Veuve

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Very sad news. Limp-toed was a smashing bloke and always someone I looked forward to seeing whenever I went hashing

 - He will be very much missed.

Ginger

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very sorry to hear about Tommy. He was a hasher through and through. I trust that you will give him a good send off.
 Love Lilo x

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Just learned of Tommy's passing. I'd appreciate your conveying my condolences to his family.
Roger Dains (EA & Shmoosky)

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So sorry to hear about limps death. Also sorry can´t make the funeral as i am still in England.

Gangplank

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I am sorry to hear that Tommy had died.

 I have some photos of him as you might want to use in MijasH3 website.

Take care

Olof

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Tom Steele, shipmates in 1978 on HMS HECATE and buddies since.  

His motto was "Run all day and drink all night".  Our bicycles hung together in the hangar. 

An all round sportsman and good guy.  Former landlord, fellow sportsman and "Run ashore oppo". 

 I believe I influenced his decision to retire to Spain.  Our Andalucian pilgrimages will not be the same.

 Extremely health conscious, but too many asbestos lagged engine-room refits have caught up with him. 

 My white ensign is at half mast.

 Bobby the Bionic Biro

Hashless in Guardamar del Segura

 

CBS News video of the hash

More photos of the 20th anniversary Friday night at The Bell & Bottle

Posted July 2009 - From HMV
The following may be of interest to all you Music Lovers out there.
Go on to YOU TUBE then put in paydirt productions pubs and clubs
You will then see a nice funky Video of a Band i used to play with in the U.K. The band is called HIREM/FIREM .
We mainly played Blues,foot tapping,mind blowing after a few jars stuff.
Hope you like it.
Hang Loose
Rock On
The old Rocker
Bruce 
{H.M.V.}

Posted July 2009 - US military don't like the Hash!!

Report recommends making Hash events off-limits to troops

By David Allen, Stars and Stripes
Pacific edition, Saturday, March 6, 2004
CAMP FOSTER, Okinawa — The president of Okinawa’s Armed Forces Disciplinary Board has issued a report charging a local running club with behavior violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice and detrimental to relations between the U.S. military and Japan.
In his letter to U.S. military commands on Okinawa, Marine Col. Richard C. Dunn recommended they consider prohibiting participation in Okinawa Hash, or OH3, which advertises itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”
The disciplinary board can place areas or establishments off limits; since the club is neither, Dunn can only make recommendations to local commanders. However, he added, for that same reason, individual commands may bar the running club without awaiting further disciplinary board action.
The report, which was obtained by Stars and Stripes and verified by Marine officials, comes in the wake of a lieutenant’s dismissal from the Marine Corps for conduct unbecoming an officer. He was found guilty of adultery, nude running and swimming in public, and inappropriate fraternization with enlisted in Hash-related runs and events.
A Marine public affairs officer said Dunn’s letter was to “assist commanders in effectively ensuring that all members of our military community on Okinawa abide by their respective service’s core values and that we proudly represent our nation as true ambassadors while stationed in a foreign country.”
Dunn’s letter was a follow-up to the disciplinary board’s Feb. 11 report on the Okinawa Hash. The report indicated the running club’s events, and participation and membership in the club, “adversely affect the welfare and good order and discipline of members of the Armed Forces.”
Dunn noted that “adverse conduct during and after OH3 events includes violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, violations of Japanese laws, violations of each service’s traditions, customs, and courtesies, and conduct that is detrimental to our relationship with the host nation.
“Many of the members of OH3 participate in underground Hash runs (UGH runs) in which the participants run naked,” he wrote. “After OH3 events, many participants, including officers and enlisted members of various ranks, overindulge in the consumption of alcoholic beverages at parties and campouts.”
Dunn said conduct after the runs included indecent exposure and indecent acts, “most notably the touching of genitalia in public and the performance of mock sex acts.”
He also said the club’s members assign each other nicknames that are “normally overtly sexually suggestive.”
“The atmosphere created in OH3 is fraught with fraternization whereby the members do not respect the differences between ranks,” his report stated. Dunn wrote that the club inappropriately listed members on its Web site by their Hash nicknames and e-mail addresses, many of which were from official military e-mail accounts.
“The official e-mail addresses listed along with the sexually suggestive nicknames … tend to portray the military organizations in an unacceptable manner,” Dunn reported.
The information, with what the Marine colonel described as “sexually suggestive” photos, later were removed from the Web site.
Overall, though, the Okinawa Hash has resisted opportunities to change, Dunn said.
“Recent statements of the OH3 members at various administrative and judicial hearings indicate they fail to accept that the conduct in question is unacceptable,” Dunn wrote.
Two enlisted Marines, one a former club president, or “Hash Master,” were reprimanded at “competency review boards” in the past month for their participation in the Okinawa Hash.
Marine officials declined to discuss the hearings.
“These are administrative procedures that are not releasable to the public in order to protect the privacy of the servicemember,” said 1st Lt. A.G. Eskalis, a Marine public affairs officer.
Members of the Okinawa Hash claim they’re being singled out for the bad conduct of just a few members.
“It’s gotten crazy,” said a Navy chief and former Hash Master. “One of our members was chastised by his command because of a Halloween photo we had up on the Web site. He was dressed as a woman, so they were asking him if he was a transsexual or gay. It was Halloween.”
“Other people are being ordered by their commands not to take part in the runs, as if we do anything other social clubs don’t,” the chief told Stripes on the condition of anonymity. “Is anybody looking at the Masons? Or the base rugby teams? What we do at the hash is all tongue-in-cheek and a lot of fun. They’re trying to make us out to be some kind of drunken swingers club.”
Dunn stated the type of conduct he found in the Okinawa Hash was unacceptable for servicemembers involved with any private organizations, “especially when doing so presents a potential embarrassment to the United States in a foreign country.”
“For these reasons, the AFDCB recommends that each component commander on Okinawa take appropriate measures to ensure membership and participation in private organizations such as OH3 is consistent with the conduct expected of our service members,” he wrote.
“Such measures might include an appropriate order prohibiting membership,” he stated.


 
Posted May 2009 - The New Mis-management

GM - Dipper

Asst GM - Mummies Boy
G Mattress - Stiff
RA - Flakey
Archdickone - Colonic
Archdicktwo - Eggshell Blond
Hash Cash - Golden Cascade
Asst Cash - Kindergarten Cop
On Sex - Veuve Clitot
Asst Sex - Streaky
Hash Flash - Karma
Webmaster - Dogsy
Haberdashery - Gobbi
Haremeister - Fender
Committee Members - Lilo,Shaggy,Hobble

Posted April 2009 - The Moroccan Experience

Run no. 1 – Joining Rabat Hash

 The Run started in the woods and went to the sea front. It continued along the beach and roads of the sea front. A profound cock-up … the Hares had set too long a run with few checks and splits and so the pack became totally spread out. Only a few reached the original, distant beer stop and so a second, less distant stop was hastily set up. The On In was a long and boring walk back along the busy main road. To the surprise of the Mijas hashers the Run was awarded a majority thumbs up (they Rabat system of judgement). Thereafter in the guise of R A Batman (ie dressed as Batman) our own Colonic Irrigation gave various Mijas Harriers down, downs, followed by the RA from the Rabat Hash.

In the evening was the Hash Ball which was an outstanding event, with the most incredible dance music. It would appear that all Moroccans can dance! The Rabat Hashers are clearly a crazy bunch with guys running and jumping onto rows of sitting girls (landing on theirs laps) and later landing on standing lines of pairs holding hands.

 Run no.2 – from Gite Aiss, near Mrirt, sounth of Fez

 An enthusiastic Hares, Septic Scrotum got up at 6.00 to set the Run. We set off in brilliant sunshine ascending a hill which from the summit gave great views of the surrounding plain and hills. A fascinating discovery was made on the way up – Willy Wankers Willy Warmer found a small tortoise among the scree. She immediately decided to keep it and it subsequently returned home with us – though smuggling it by the sniffer dogs at the border was a close run thing! The circle followed and included a payer to the dirty knickers (Gang Bangs actual knickers hanging on the window shutters) led by Colonic. The tortoise was thereafter christened “Casa Wanker”!

 

 

Posted Oct 1st 2008

On Wednesday, some of us who owned raincoats, donated, on behalf of the Mijas Hash, almost a tonne of dog food, which will last them for a month and will allow them to concentrate on vetenary care and so forth. There are more pictures on www.sos-animals.org

On On
Fender Bender.


 

Current status of MijasH3 fund raising and dispersal

                                                                             Raised                        Paid                 Balance

i. 2005 Summer Ball for Aprona                           €1,930                            €1,930              €0

ii. 2006 Tamisa Hotel for Aprona                         €3,505.70                       €2,500              €1,005.70

iii.2006 Charity walk for Pads/Aprona                 €1,326                            €1,326              €0

iv.2007 Tamisa Hotel for Africa                            €3,285                            €1,600              €1685

 

                        TOTALS                                     €1046.70                       €7,356               €2,690.70

 

v. Sept 2008 paid to Cudeca                                                                     €1,000                €1,690.70

vi.Sept 2008 paid to Adimi                                                                        €1,000                  €690.70

 

Oct 2008 Mijas to donate €500 to the animal charity SOS 

  • Aprona is a childrens charity in Estepona
  • Pads is an animal care charity in Fuengirola
  • Africa charity is to support a school in Mombasa,Kenya, charity run by Mijas hashers Maureen and Aubrey
  • Cudeca is a Spanish cancer charity
  • Adimi is a disabled childrens charity operating in Mijas area
  • SOS is an animal charity in Alhaurin
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Posted Oct 1st

Aubrey & Maureen

We would like to say thank you for taking part & sponsoring the tombola at the H H H Summer Ball .We raised 285 euros which willgo together with the other money we have raised doing car boot sales twice a week , a Valantines Ball ,our own Summer Ball Dominoe Drives Horse Trecking, and other various themes.

Together we have raised nearly 10,000 euros which will all go ( nothing taken out ) to Kenya (Mombassa ) on Oct. 6th where it will be put in a bank account and go towards building the school,we started with 50 children 2 years ago and now it has got to 350 so there is plenty to do. Anyway Thank you all again

 

Mindy & S.& M

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Posted Oct 1st

A week ago we (Gm, Ass Gm and Myself) presented a cheque to the charity Adimi for 1000€ at the Mijas Town Hall and as you can see by the photos, the local spanish tv 3,40 were there and we gave a small interview and it has already been televised . It was quite good, also we are in the local mijas newspaper

Hope you dont mind putting these pictures of us on the net in our 5 minutes of fame and glory.
Golden Cascade reporting from Mijas.

 

 

 

2 Pies - September 2008


 
* Mijas H3 have donated a further €1,000 from their charity fund to IDIMI, a Mijas based charity supporting disabled children in the area
 
*At the recent Mijas End of Summer Ball, Mindy and Maureen raised €285 towards their charity to assist a childrens school in Mombasa, Kenya
 
(We took photos of the Idimi presentation which we will forward to you - and we also apeared on the local television)

 

Sept 2008 - Mijas HHH donates 1000€ to Cudeca

 

New Committee Members May 2008

GM                                          Knockout `two pies`Neptune

Assist GM                               Spermaid

RA                                          Colonic Irrigation

Archdickin                              Dipper

On Sex                                    Stiff Fanny

Assist on sex                           Willy wankers willy warmer

Hash Cash                               Golden Cascade

Assist hash cash                      Willy Wanka

Haremeister                             Flakey

Haberdasher                            Gobbichov

Assistants                                Gobble Gobble / Putitin

Hash Flash                              Aphrodisiac

Assist hash flash                     Karma Chameleon

Hash Piss                                 Swiss Roll

Members without portfolio     Fender bender

                                                Cradle snatcher

                                                Dumb arse

Webmaster                              Dogsy

 

Mork & Mindy´s Charity Appeal.

Household & car boot type articles required urgently for a school in Mombassa.

 

Please telephone

Aubrey (Mindy) or Maurenn (S&M)

952 596 649

600 413 371

600 413 379

or Bring items to the hash.

 

 

AGM – 21 May 2007

 

The new Committee for 2007-2008 is as follows :-

 

GM – Flakey

AGM – Stiff Fanny

RA – Dipper

Arch Dicken – Septic Scrotum

Choirboy – Trailer Trash

Hash Cash – Willy Wanker

Asst Hash Cash – Hash Cash

On Sec – Big Bitch

Web – Dogs Bollocks

Haberdasher – Gobichov

Asst Haberdasher – Streaky

HAreline – Knockout Neptune

Hash Flash – Streak of Piss

Asst Hash Flash – Golden Cascade

Some New pics from Flanny Lip Sucker.
(Checkout that Arse!!!)

Xmas Party

Excellent choice of venue. Good food, hash acts & caberet.

Mijas to Alhaurin Walk 13th November.

Around 25 walkers gathered for the walk leaving from Mirador above Mijas for a 10:30 start.

4 hours later everyone turned up at Venta los morenos looking incredibly tired & cursing Mummy´s boy. Not sure what happened on the walk as I took the sensible option of Transport - pictures look nice though.

 Dogsy.

 

Ball Pictures going into HI magazine.
 

NEWS ITEM Posted 4th August
The Saudi Harriettes on their first run.

NEWS ITEM Posted 10th July

El Pulpo leaves Spain

NEWS ITEM Posted 28th June

WORLDWIDE FUTURE EVENTS

25-26 Nov 2006 Old Coulsdon H3 1000th Run, Croydon MARCH 2007

16-18 March 2007 Pan Africa Hash, Maputo, Mozambique Flakey organizing MH3 trip plus 1st Port Elizabeth Run more details to follow JULY 2007

6-8 July 2007 German Nash Hash- Koblenz, Germany

13-15 July 2007 EuroHash 2007, Kingston-upon-Thames, London

 

NEWS ITEM Posted 18th May

AGM  6.0.p.m. Monday 15 May 2006

 Attendees:

 Flakey, Golden Cascade, Karma Chrmeleon, Stiff Fanny, Bendover, Mummy’s Boy, Limp Toed Sloth, Willy Wanker,Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer, Lilo Lil, Spitoon, Dogs Bollox

 Latecomers: Knockout Neptune, Hash Cash, Big Bitch.

 Apologies: Perv, Dipper, Gorbichov

 The new committee for 2006/2007 were proposed and seconded.  They are:

 Grand Master                           Mummy’s Boy

 Joint Grand Mattresses              Golden Cascade,  Stiff Fanny

 Religious Advisor                       Flakey

 Arch Dicken                                Limp Toed Sloth

 Choirboy                                    Dipper

 Hash Cash                                  Willy Wanker

 Assist Hash Cash                        Hash Cash 

On Secretary                                 Big Bitch

 Web Master                                  Dogs Bollox

 Assist Web Master                       Egg Shell Blond

 Hash Haberdashery                       Gorbichov

 Assist Hash Habadashery              Karma Karmelian

 Hare Meister/Hare Line                Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer

 Hash Flash                                     Golden Cascade

 Assist Hash Flash                            Lilo Lil

 Additional Committee:                    Spittoon             

                                                        Stiff Fanny’s Dick

     Knock Out Neptune