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Posted 20th August 2010 - Barry and Kath´s Wedding
Posted 20th July 2010
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Posted 30th June 2010
Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs. In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.
We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.
We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.
Posted 13th April 2010



Tommy passed away 5th April today after a long battle against cancer.
The funeral took place on Wednesday 7th April in Marbella.
On-on Limp-toed - a great hasher, we´ll all miss him.
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Sorry to here the sad news of a fellow Hasher.
Tom was a really nice genuine guy
Bruce and Jean
H.M.V / Nipper
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What sad news about this lovely man who was a gentle caring person to all hashers around him
- We will miss him lots
on
on up Limp T. S.
xxx
Mummy' and Veuve
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Very sad news. Limp-toed was a smashing bloke and always someone
I looked forward to seeing whenever I went hashing
- He will be very much missed.
Ginger
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very sorry to hear about Tommy. He was a hasher through and
through. I trust that you will give him a good send off.
Love Lilo x
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Just learned of Tommy's passing. I'd
appreciate your conveying my condolences to his family.
Roger Dains (EA & Shmoosky)
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So sorry to hear about limps death. Also sorry can´t make the funeral as i am still in England.
Gangplank
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I am sorry to hear that Tommy had died.
I have some photos of him as you might want to use in MijasH3 website.
Take care
Olof
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Tom Steele, shipmates in 1978 on HMS HECATE and buddies since.
His motto was "Run all day and drink all night". Our bicycles hung together in the hangar.
An all round sportsman and good guy. Former landlord, fellow sportsman and "Run ashore oppo".
I believe I influenced his decision to retire to Spain. Our Andalucian pilgrimages will not be the same.
Extremely health conscious, but too many asbestos lagged engine-room refits have caught up with him.
My white ensign is at half mast.
Bobby the Bionic Biro
Hashless in Guardamar del Segura
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GM - Dipper
Posted April 2009 - The Moroccan Experience
Run no. 1 – Joining Rabat Hash
The Run started in the woods and went to the sea front. It continued along the beach and roads of the sea front. A profound cock-up … the Hares had set too long a run with few checks and splits and so the pack became totally spread out. Only a few reached the original, distant beer stop and so a second, less distant stop was hastily set up. The On In was a long and boring walk back along the busy main road. To the surprise of the Mijas hashers the Run was awarded a majority thumbs up (they Rabat system of judgement). Thereafter in the guise of R A Batman (ie dressed as Batman) our own Colonic Irrigation gave various Mijas Harriers down, downs, followed by the RA from the Rabat Hash.
In the evening was the Hash Ball which was an outstanding event, with the most incredible dance music. It would appear that all Moroccans can dance! The Rabat Hashers are clearly a crazy bunch with guys running and jumping onto rows of sitting girls (landing on theirs laps) and later landing on standing lines of pairs holding hands.
Run no.2 – from Gite Aiss, near Mrirt, sounth of Fez
An enthusiastic Hares, Septic Scrotum got up at 6.00 to set the Run. We set off in brilliant sunshine ascending a hill which from the summit gave great views of the surrounding plain and hills. A fascinating discovery was made on the way up – Willy Wankers Willy Warmer found a small tortoise among the scree. She immediately decided to keep it and it subsequently returned home with us – though smuggling it by the sniffer dogs at the border was a close run thing! The circle followed and included a payer to the dirty knickers (Gang Bangs actual knickers hanging on the window shutters) led by Colonic. The tortoise was thereafter christened “Casa Wanker”!
Posted Oct 1st 2008
On Wednesday, some of us who owned raincoats, donated, on behalf
of the Mijas Hash, almost a tonne of dog food, which will last
them for a month and will allow them to concentrate on vetenary
care and so forth. There are more pictures on
www.sos-animals.org
On On
Fender Bender.
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Current status of MijasH3 fund raising and dispersal
Raised Paid Balance
i. 2005 Summer Ball for Aprona €1,930 €1,930 €0
ii. 2006 Tamisa Hotel for Aprona €3,505.70 €2,500 €1,005.70
iii.2006 Charity walk for Pads/Aprona €1,326 €1,326 €0
iv.2007 Tamisa Hotel for Africa €3,285 €1,600 €1685
TOTALS €1046.70 €7,356 €2,690.70
v. Sept 2008 paid to Cudeca €1,000 €1,690.70
vi.Sept 2008 paid to Adimi €1,000 €690.70
Oct 2008 Mijas to donate €500 to the animal charity SOS
Aubrey & Maureen
We would like to say thank you for taking part & sponsoring the tombola at the H H H Summer Ball .We raised 285 euros which willgo together with the other money we have raised doing car boot sales twice a week , a Valantines Ball ,our own Summer Ball Dominoe Drives Horse Trecking, and other various themes.
Together we have raised nearly 10,000 euros which will all go ( nothing taken out ) to Kenya (Mombassa ) on Oct. 6th where it will be put in a bank account and go towards building the school,we started with 50 children 2 years ago and now it has got to 350 so there is plenty to do. Anyway Thank you all again
Mindy & S.& M
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Posted Oct 1stA week ago we (Gm, Ass Gm and Myself) presented a cheque to the charity Adimi for 1000€ at the Mijas Town Hall and as you can see by the photos, the local spanish tv 3,40 were there and we gave a small interview and it has already been televised . It was quite good, also we are in the local mijas newspaper
2 Pies - September 2008
* Mijas H3 have donated a further €1,000 from their charity fund to
IDIMI, a Mijas based charity supporting disabled children in the
area
*At the recent Mijas End of Summer Ball, Mindy and Maureen raised
€285 towards their charity to assist a childrens school in Mombasa,
Kenya
(We took photos of the Idimi presentation which we will forward to
you - and we also apeared on the local television)
Sept 2008 -
Mijas HHH donates 1000€ to Cudeca
New Committee Members May 2008
GM Knockout `two pies`Neptune
Assist GM Spermaid
RA Colonic Irrigation
Archdickin Dipper
On Sex Stiff Fanny
Assist on sex Willy wankers willy warmer
Hash Cash Golden Cascade
Assist hash cash Willy Wanka
Haremeister Flakey
Haberdasher Gobbichov
Assistants Gobble Gobble / Putitin
Hash Flash Aphrodisiac
Assist hash flash Karma Chameleon
Hash Piss Swiss Roll
Members without portfolio Fender bender
Cradle snatcher
Dumb arse
Webmaster Dogsy
Mork & Mindy´s Charity Appeal.
Household & car boot type articles required urgently for a school in Mombassa.
Please telephone
Aubrey (Mindy) or Maurenn (S&M)
952 596 649
600 413 371
600 413 379
or Bring items to the hash.
AGM – 21 May 2007
The new Committee for 2007-2008 is as follows :-
GM – Flakey
AGM – Stiff Fanny
RA – Dipper
Arch Dicken – Septic Scrotum
Choirboy – Trailer Trash
Hash Cash – Willy Wanker
Asst Hash Cash – Hash Cash
On Sec – Big Bitch
Web – Dogs Bollocks
Haberdasher – Gobichov
Asst Haberdasher – Streaky
HAreline – Knockout Neptune
Hash Flash – Streak of Piss
Asst Hash Flash – Golden Cascade
Some New pics from Flanny Lip Sucker.
(Checkout that Arse!!!)
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Xmas Party
Excellent choice of venue. Good food, hash acts & caberet.
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Mijas to Alhaurin Walk 13th November.
Around 25 walkers gathered for the walk leaving from Mirador above Mijas for a 10:30 start.
4 hours later everyone turned up at Venta los morenos looking incredibly tired & cursing Mummy´s boy. Not sure what happened on the walk as I took the sensible option of Transport - pictures look nice though.
Dogsy.
Ball Pictures going into
HI magazine.
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NEWS ITEM Posted 4th August
The Saudi Harriettes on their first run.

NEWS ITEM Posted 10th July
El Pulpo leaves Spain
NEWS ITEM Posted 28th June
WORLDWIDE FUTURE EVENTS
25-26 Nov 2006 Old Coulsdon H3 1000th Run, Croydon MARCH 2007
16-18 March 2007 Pan Africa Hash, Maputo, Mozambique Flakey organizing MH3 trip plus 1st Port Elizabeth Run
– more details to follow JULY 20076-8 July 2007 German Nash Hash- Koblenz, Germany
13-15 July 2007 EuroHash 2007, Kingston-upon-Thames, London
NEWS ITEM Posted 18th May
AGM 6.0.p.m. Monday 15 May 2006
Attendees:
Flakey, Golden Cascade, Karma Chrmeleon, Stiff Fanny, Bendover, Mummy’s Boy, Limp Toed Sloth, Willy Wanker,Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer, Lilo Lil, Spitoon, Dogs Bollox
Latecomers: Knockout Neptune, Hash Cash, Big Bitch.
Apologies: Perv, Dipper, Gorbichov
The new committee for 2006/2007 were proposed and seconded. They are:
Grand Master Mummy’s Boy
Joint Grand Mattresses Golden Cascade, Stiff Fanny
Religious Advisor Flakey
Arch Dicken Limp Toed Sloth
Choirboy Dipper
Hash Cash Willy Wanker
Assist Hash Cash Hash Cash
On Secretary Big Bitch
Web Master Dogs Bollox
Assist Web Master Egg Shell Blond
Hash Haberdashery Gorbichov
Assist Hash Habadashery Karma Karmelian
Hare Meister/Hare Line Willy Wanker’s Willy Warmer
Hash Flash Golden Cascade
Assist Hash Flash Lilo Lil
Additional Committee: Spittoon
Stiff Fanny’s Dick
Knock Out Neptune