Mijas HHH Spain

Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs. In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.

We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.

We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.

CBS News video of the hash

More photos of the 20th anniversary Friday night at The Bell & Bottle

Posted July 2009 - From HMV
The following may be of interest to all you Music Lovers out there.
Go on to YOU TUBE then put in paydirt productions pubs and clubs
You will then see a nice funky Video of a Band i used to play with in the U.K. The band is called HIREM/FIREM .
We mainly played Blues,foot tapping,mind blowing after a few jars stuff.
Hope you like it.
Hang Loose
Rock On
The old Rocker
Bruce
{H.M.V.}
Posted July 2009 - US military don't like the Hash!!

Report recommends making Hash events off-limits to troops

By David Allen, Stars and Stripes
Pacific edition, Saturday, March 6, 2004

CAMP FOSTER, Okinawa — The president of Okinawa’s Armed Forces Disciplinary Board has issued a report charging a local running club with behavior violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice and detrimental to relations between the U.S. military and Japan.

In his letter to U.S. military commands on Okinawa, Marine Col. Richard C. Dunn recommended they consider prohibiting participation in Okinawa Hash, or OH3, which advertises itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”

The disciplinary board can place areas or establishments off limits; since the club is neither, Dunn can only make recommendations to local commanders. However, he added, for that same reason, individual commands may bar the running club without awaiting further disciplinary board action.

The report, which was obtained by Stars and Stripes and verified by Marine officials, comes in the wake of a lieutenant’s dismissal from the Marine Corps for conduct unbecoming an officer. He was found guilty of adultery, nude running and swimming in public, and inappropriate fraternization with enlisted in Hash-related runs and events.

A Marine public affairs officer said Dunn’s letter was to “assist commanders in effectively ensuring that all members of our military community on Okinawa abide by their respective service’s core values and that we proudly represent our nation as true ambassadors while stationed in a foreign country.”

Dunn’s letter was a follow-up to the disciplinary board’s Feb. 11 report on the Okinawa Hash. The report indicated the running club’s events, and participation and membership in the club, “adversely affect the welfare and good order and discipline of members of the Armed Forces.”

Dunn noted that “adverse conduct during and after OH3 events includes violations of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, violations of Japanese laws, violations of each service’s traditions, customs, and courtesies, and conduct that is detrimental to our relationship with the host nation.

“Many of the members of OH3 participate in underground Hash runs (UGH runs) in which the participants run naked,” he wrote. “After OH3 events, many participants, including officers and enlisted members of various ranks, overindulge in the consumption of alcoholic beverages at parties and campouts.”

Dunn said conduct after the runs included indecent exposure and indecent acts, “most notably the touching of genitalia in public and the performance of mock sex acts.”

He also said the club’s members assign each other nicknames that are “normally overtly sexually suggestive.”

“The atmosphere created in OH3 is fraught with fraternization whereby the members do not respect the differences between ranks,” his report stated. Dunn wrote that the club inappropriately listed members on its Web site by their Hash nicknames and e-mail addresses, many of which were from official military e-mail accounts.

“The official e-mail addresses listed along with the sexually suggestive nicknames … tend to portray the military organizations in an unacceptable manner,” Dunn reported.

The information, with what the Marine colonel described as “sexually suggestive” photos, later were removed from the Web site.

Overall, though, the Okinawa Hash has resisted opportunities to change, Dunn said.

“Recent statements of the OH3 members at various administrative and judicial hearings indicate they fail to accept that the conduct in question is unacceptable,” Dunn wrote.

Two enlisted Marines, one a former club president, or “Hash Master,” were reprimanded at “competency review boards” in the past month for their participation in the Okinawa Hash.

Marine officials declined to discuss the hearings.

“These are administrative procedures that are not releasable to the public in order to protect the privacy of the servicemember,” said 1st Lt. A.G. Eskalis, a Marine public affairs officer.

Members of the Okinawa Hash claim they’re being singled out for the bad conduct of just a few members.

“It’s gotten crazy,” said a Navy chief and former Hash Master. “One of our members was chastised by his command because of a Halloween photo we had up on the Web site. He was dressed as a woman, so they were asking him if he was a transsexual or gay. It was Halloween.”

“Other people are being ordered by their commands not to take part in the runs, as if we do anything other social clubs don’t,” the chief told Stripes on the condition of anonymity. “Is anybody looking at the Masons? Or the base rugby teams? What we do at the hash is all tongue-in-cheek and a lot of fun. They’re trying to make us out to be some kind of drunken swingers club.”

Dunn stated the type of conduct he found in the Okinawa Hash was unacceptable for servicemembers involved with any private organizations, “especially when doing so presents a potential embarrassment to the United States in a foreign country.”

“For these reasons, the AFDCB recommends that each component commander on Okinawa take appropriate measures to ensure membership and participation in private organizations such as OH3 is consistent with the conduct expected of our service members,” he wrote.

“Such measures might include an appropriate order prohibiting membership,” he stated.

Posted May 2009 - The New Mis-management

GM - Dipper

Asst GM - Mummies Boy
G Mattress - Stiff
RA - Flakey
Archdickone - Colonic
Archdicktwo - Eggshell Blond
Hash Cash - Golden Cascade
Asst Cash - Kindergarten Cop
On Sex - Veuve Clitot
Asst Sex - Streaky
Hash Flash - Karma
Webmaster - Dogsy
Haberdashery - Gobbi
Haremeister - Fender
Committee Members - Lilo,Shaggy,Hobble

Posted April 2009 - The Moroccan Experience

Run no. 1 – Joining Rabat Hash

The Run started in the woods and went to the sea front. It continued along the beach and roads of the sea front. A profound cock-up … the Hares had set too long a run with few checks and splits and so the pack became totally spread out. Only a few reached the original, distant beer stop and so a second, less distant stop was hastily set up. The On In was a long and boring walk back along the busy main road. To the surprise of the Mijas hashers the Run was awarded a majority thumbs up (they Rabat system of judgement). Thereafter in the guise of R A Batman (ie dressed as Batman) our own Colonic Irrigation gave various Mijas Harriers down, downs, followed by the RA from the Rabat Hash.

In the evening was the Hash Ball which was an outstanding event, with the most incredible dance music. It would appear that all Moroccans can dance! The Rabat Hashers are clearly a crazy bunch with guys running and jumping onto rows of sitting girls (landing on theirs laps) and later landing on standing lines of pairs holding hands.

Run no.2 – from Gite Aiss, near Mrirt, sounth of Fez

An enthusiastic Hares, Septic Scrotum got up at 6.00 to set the Run. We set off in brilliant sunshine ascending a hill which from the summit gave great views of the surrounding plain and hills. A fascinating discovery was made on the way up – Willy Wankers Willy Warmer found a small tortoise among the scree. She immediately decided to keep it and it subsequently returned home with us – though smuggling it by the sniffer dogs at the border was a close run thing! The circle followed and included a payer to the dirty knickers (Gang Bangs actual knickers hanging on the window shutters) led by Colonic. The tortoise was thereafter christened “Casa Wanker”!

Posted Oct 1st

A week ago we (Gm, Ass Gm and Myself) presented a cheque to the charity Adimi for 1000€ at the Mijas Town Hall and as you can see by the photos, the local spanish tv 3,40 were there and we gave a small interview and it has already been televised . It was quite good, also we are in the local mijas newspaper

Hope you dont mind putting these pictures of us on the net in our 5 minutes of fame and glory.

Golden Cascade reporting from Mijas.