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May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:  See below for details of the weekend and how to register  

 

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Next Weeks Run

 

 
Run Tuesday 25th September 1597

Extremely Short town run to take in the full moon.
 

Dogs on leads please?
When: Tuesday 25th September 2018 at 7pm.
Hares: Colonic & Sir Flakey with hindrance from 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
Where: The Main Entrance to Fuengirola Ferria ground.
Directions: From UK take a flight to Málaga, get on the train at the airport to Los boliches station. Walk south west for 731 meters and the entrance to the Ferria ground will be on you Right.
 
I’m not putting sat nav coordinates on here just to wind up Master bates!
On on on,
 
Chinese in the square near the old Comfort hotel. Menú del día!

 
LLS 630729769

 

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Future Events

 

 Summer Ball

 Friday 28th SEPTEMBER 2018

Valparaiso Restaurant

19:30 Canapies

Dress: Smart/Casual

Cost 35 euros

Pay Hash Cash ASAP

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Run 1600 - Sunday Oct 14th - Special Run
Hare: Rob the Knob

 

FOUR WEDDINGS & TWO FUNERALS RUN.....BUS AND T-SHIRT

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Xmas Hash Party

FRIDAY 21st December 2018

19:30 Canapies

Dress: Fancy Dress or Come as you wish

Venue: Tree tops El Chaperal

Cost 35 euros

Pay Hash Cash ASAP

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May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:

 

 

Price until 30 September 2018 is just 180 Euros. After that the price will go up to €200

Greetings fellow Hashers, I hope this reaches you in good health. 

We are almost fully booked, and only have 18 spaces so we are now looking at collecting tee shirt sizes, and foot size (No you are not getting running shoes!!) it’s for socks! Please advise on your T- shirt size and sock size (European shoe size) to this email address.

Any golfers out there? We are possibly looking at arranging a “MijasH3 Golf Challenge” during the week’s activities, this will be at La Cala Golf Resort. More on this in our next up date. Please register your interest.

Lastly, we are working on producing a commemorative magazine and would appreciate your help with photographs and possible contributions for the mag. A drop box will be set up for photographs and other literary contributions. All this and more will be in the next update. 

 To make the booking or any queries (Please give name and registration number)  Mijash3hashcash@gmail.com 

Planning for our biggest Anniversary Bash is going well, and we can now confirm the Hash Hotel “Las Palmeras” is now available to take hashers bookings: Please follow these instructions;

For more information on hotel booking please email:

online@hotel-laspalmeras.com or eventos@hotel-palmeras.com

The itinerary is more or less in place and we will be offering the following:

Wednesday 15th May: Caminito del Rey, (The King’s Walk). Check it out on www.caminitodelrey.org  A great day out. Depending on the interest, we can organise this trip for you, ourselves.

Thursday 16th May: Red Dress Run. Places are limited, so book now. Cost is 40 euros, which includes your transport, beers, wine, dinner and special Red Dress souvenir. Registration will be at the Hotel Las Palmeras from 10.00-13.00, and coaches will depart 14.00 to take you to the famous pretty white village of Mijas Pueblo for a fun run in aid of the Children’s Cancer Hospital in Malaga. On On will be back in Fuengirola. To make the booking go to Mijash3hashcash@gmail.com 

Friday 17th May: Registration at the Hotel Las Palmeras. This will be from 17.00 to 21.00. There will be ‘welcome’ drinks and snacks and time to meet up with your fellow Hashers and browse the Hash stalls. On On will be at a local live music venue, which is a 2 minute walk from the hotel.

Saturday 18th May: Meet at the Hotel Las Palmeras. Coaches will depart a short walk from the hotel.

Runs for Saturday: 

Run Number 1, The Ball Breaker, will leave at 11.00.

Run Number 2, River Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 3, Countryside Run, will leave at 12.00.

Run Number 4, Old Farts Run, will leave at 12.00.

All Hashers will be brought back to the Hotel Las Palmeras in time for a spruce up, ready for the 30th Anniversary Hash Bash in the Las Palmeras ballroom, which kicks off at 19.00 and includes a full sit-down 3 course meal with Cava, wine, beer, live music, DJ and acts until 00.00.

Sunday 19th May: Hare of the Dog Run. Leaving from the Hotel Las Palmeras at 12.00 and ending at an amazing Spanish Hacienda with food and wine, plus Flamenco and horse show. Transport back to the Hotel Las Palmeras.

Monday 20th  May: Malaga Hash House Harriers”  this run is also limited numbers as it will be in Malaga City, so if you are interested in joining this run please register. Price to be advised. (Now full)

Tuesday 21st  May: Gibraltar Rock Run” This is Stiffanny & Streaky`s run around the famous Rock of Gibraltar, there will only be one (1) coach for this run, so book early if you would like to go. The cost is 65 Euros. This will include coach transportation, T-shirt, dinner and run costs.

As you can see, we are looking at a fantastic event and are also checking with Madrid H3 and Rota H3 (Cadiz) for pre- & post-lube runs.

We are working with ‘Maxy Travel’, should you wish to look at what attractions/tours are available in and around our area, e.g. Ronda, Granada, Cordoba, aqua parks etc. Their web page is www.maxytravel.com and www.andalucia.org 

We will be back in touch shortly with more details once they have been finalized.

Looking forward to welcoming you our 30th Anniversary Bash.

On On - Mijas H3 Committee. 

Flight information:

You will be flying in to Malaga International airport. All major airlines use Malaga, the most cost effective flights are Easy Jet, Ryan Air, Jet 2, Thomson, Flybe, Airlingus, Norwegian, BA!! The list goes on; Book well in advance and it could be under 100 euro return from the UK! 

Like any good events it’s the people that make it so we hope you will attend. To assist us in getting venues, coaches, tee shirts and goody bag in timely fashion, it will help enormously to register as early as possible, it will also let you get your calendar marked off for this event, we both win. 

Costing

The event is limited to 350 People

Included: is Friday night registration party, Saturday runs, Buses, Lunch and Dinner. Sunday run, Lunch, Goodie bag and Lots of BEER,!!!

We are now offering the next 150 people that have registered the price of €180 Euros 

This offer is valid until 30 September 2018. After that the price will go up to €200

Account Name: Mijas Hash House Harriers

Bank Details :Sabadell Bank

IBAN: ES7500810596630001754486

Swift: BSABESBB

Please give name and reference number with every correspondence.

YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER IS : 

On On

Mijas Hash House Harriers Committee. 

Face book: Mijas HHH and www.Mijash3.com

mijash3hashcash@gmail.com  for all payment information.

 

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8th DALMATIAN HASH CRUISE 2019

 

We will depart on 15th of June 2019 at 13,00h.

Return to Split will be on Friday 21st of June 2019 in the late afternoon, but we will stay on the ship over the night and leave the ship in the morning on Saturday 22nd of June 2019 before 09,00h.

 

What is included?

 

After you get on the ship you will get 3 meals for 6 days and 2 meals one day(one evening is meal free for a dinner on one of the islands), 7 days tourist tax, entrance tickets for the NP, free draft dark and lager beer, free wine during lunch and dinner time, goody bag, flour to set the run (in our Cruising tradition every day other kennel sets the run) and water for the run.

 

ROUTE roughly

 

Day 1 Split - Rogoznica

Day 2 Rogoznica - Skradin (NP Krka) - Šibenik

Day 3 Šibenik - NP Kornati - Sali (Dugi otok)

Day 4 Sali (Dugi otok) - Island Ugljan - Zadar

Day 5 Zadar - Tkon (Island Pašman) - Slanica (Island Murter)

Day 6 Slanica (Island Murter) - Island Drvenik Veli

Day 7 Island Drvenik Veli - Split

 


Ships will be MS President with the place for 40 hashers and MS Tvrdi with max. 38 places.This will cost you 1050,00 Euros/person on MS President in the double cabin with WC/shower. All the cabins are roomy and the same high category with the cooling system, free WiFi and SAT TV, small water pool on the top deck and small sauna (for 2) . As price is set by the number of beds you can get the single cabin by paying for two beds. In that case contact me directly.


For
MS Tvrdi in the cabins with the private facilities (WC/SHW) price is 800€/hasher. All the cabins have bunk beds. There are also 6 cabins bellow deck that share 2 toilets and showers. Price in those cabins is 590€/hasher. 


 

Registration works on who-registers-first-gets a cabin of available choices.

 

First register at: Registration Form

  

Then I will send you your pre-registration number (PRN). With PRN and your name you should pay registration amount of 400 Euros/hasher in a two (2) weeks time from receiving PRN. If I don't receive your registration fee in that time I will move you to the bottom of the list and in accordance with that assign you another PRN.

 

Until the end of this year I will ask you additional 200€/person.

 

The rest you can pay to me on the ship on 15th of June 2019.

 

If you cancel I will keep 10% of received money. If you need to cancel in the last 3 months before the Cruise try to re-sell your place to someone else because I can't guarantee I would be able to refund your money back, meaning it is hard to get someone else in such a short period before the Cruise.

 

After I receive your payment you will get to the list. Allocations to the cabins will be on the first / served base. If you need extra position of the cabin try to get as soon as possible to the list or negotiate to other hashers later.

Please, spread the word about the Cruise. I don't have contacts of all the hashers from ex Cruises and also new blood is welcomed. 

  

Contact: Antibiotics

 

antibioticss@gmail.com

 

      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter