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Run No. 1392 - The Christmas Run
Hares - Just Say When & Mummy's Boy
Start Time - 3.00pm
Bring out your Santa hats and join us on this flat, river run. Virgin territory and complete with festive fair.
and Christmas Carols. Bring spare shoes!
Directions - From Fuengirola take the road towards Coin / Alhaurin el Grande. At the BP / Los Morenos roundabout go straight over to Alhaurin el Grande. On entering Alhaurin turn left at the crossroads and follow the road down and round the bend to the T junction. Turn left and follow the road down to the Los Chavas roundabout. Turn left, following the HHH signs down to the disused railway bridge where we have been before and from where the run starts.
From Marbella, take the Ojen road towards Monda and Coin. Turn off at the Coin - Mijas intersection and head towards Mijas. At the above BP roundabout turn left and follow the above directions. 
ON ON at one of the ten or more local restaurants the Hares are working their way through!


Future Events



Mijas Hash House Harriers – Christmas Ball 2014


          To book please contact: Sweet & Low on 658241199


Date            :        Friday 12th December 2014

Arrival         :        7.30 for 8pm                  Cava & Canapés, Wines & Beers

Dinner         :        8.45 for 9pm                 




Cava & Canapés in Salón Rojo


Cream of Mushroom Soup with a Hint of Ginger & Aroma of Black Truffle

Crema de Champiñones con Jengibre y Aroma de Trufa Negra


Autumn Salad with Smoked Salmon, White Asparagus & Vegetable Vinaigrette

Ensalada de Otoño con Espárragos Blanco, Salmón Ahumado y Vinagreta de Hortalizas


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Traditional Roast Turkey with Stuffing, Chipolatas, Roast Potatoes, Fresh Vegetables

and all the Trimmings

Pavo Tradicional Británico con su Guarnición


Grilled Sea Bass served with a Fresh Parsley & Lemon Sauce

Steamed Potatoes & Fresh Vegetables

Lubina con Limón y Perejil, Patatas al Vapor y Verduras Frescas


Mild Chicken Curry, served on a bed of Pilau Rice

Curry de Pollo

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Christmas Pudding with a Brandy and Cream Sauce

& Hot Mince Pies

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Selection of Rioja Wines: Red, White & Rosé, Water & Refreshments


Price                35€ pp             Includes Cava & Canapés, Dinner & Wines during Dinner

Wines                                      approx. 1 Bottle per person with Dinner (inc Cava)

After Dinner Drinks               Cash Bar with 20% Discount

Entertainment                        Karen Cooper

Dress                                       Black Tie

Bedrooms                                Special MHHH Rate for December (60E per room B & B)

                                                                                Contact the Hotel direct for bookings. Just mention Mijas HHH for special rate

                                                                                Tamisa Golf Hotel 952585988



Feb 20th - 22nd Javia weekend - 21st anniversary


Click on this link for details.



April 2015 - Germany


Sonthofen the land of adventure. This is a good time to be making plans for April next year. ...

Here beer is classed as a food, what more would you want for a Hash weekend. Avoid costs, check out the price jump. Get your deposit in to confirm your place.

B.J.'s Away Adventure Weekend





May 8th - 10th 2015 Dutch Nash Hash


Austerlitz, The Netherlands


Amsterdam H3 will be hosting DNH 2015, with main support from the FILTH, Wageningen, The Hague and BNG Hashes.

The event will take place in the woods near Utrecht, with historical and scenic sights around. A full weekend of fun guaranteed!


8 - 10 May 2015


Groepsaccommodatie Houtduif
Woudenbergseweg 47
3711 AA Austerlitz
(Nearest train station is Driebergen-Zeist)


EUR 140 if you pay this year
EUR 150 if you pay by the end of February
EUR 160 if you pay later


  • Pretty much everything (all food and drink and at least several free drinks at the Friday night party)
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday trails
  • Parties Friday and Saturday night
  • Goody Bag
  • Beer, wine, cider, and a selection of premium Dutch beer (for example: AH3 home brew, Brouwerij 't IJ, de Prael)


Register now on their hash site

Who's Cummin?

See who's already coming..

Payment Details

Please transfer fee (net, after any fees and currency conversions) to our bank account or via PayPal.

RaboBank Amsterdam, Amsterdam Hash House Harriers
Account number: 360218849
IBAN: NL98 RABO 0360218849


Please include "DNH2015, YourHashName" on payment.




June 12th 2015





We are proud to announce that we will begin taking registrations for EuroHash 2015 in Kraków Poland at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, 12. June. 
The first 150 registrations will go at EUR 120 each, rising to EUR 135 until the end of 2014. 

Check out for further details. 

Webslave EH2015


       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter