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Next Weeks Run & future events (Campout details below)


Run Number: 1410. Sunday 24th April 2015 - 4 p.m.

Yes, the hills are alive (with wild flowers) around Coin. Big Mac and Just Say When have joined forces to bring you this Sound of Music run.


Location : inland of Coin.


Those of you who know where Wobbly Bob and Foreskins country pile is will only need to be told that the start is about 1km along the same campo road that leads there. For those not blessed with the knowledge then If coming from Fuengirola head inland to the Venta los Morenos roundabout taking the exit to Coin and continuing until reaching the A355 Marbella road (some 5km+). Take this road on left direction Marbella and then take the second exit on the right to Coin. This takes you down (some 2km) a hill at the foot of which you will take a left following signs to Ronda and Malaga. This road skirts (another 1km or so) round Coin and takes you to a roundabout at which you take the second exit the A366 signposted Ronda. Follow this road (another 3km approx.) until you come to another roundabout and at this one take the first exit to Camino Rural Rio Grande. (The second exist is the A366 to Aloizina which takes you to a run site used from time to time). The start is c1km along this country lane. If coming from the Marbella side take the A355 by La Canada and take the first exit to Coin after which directions are as above. For those with a brain and the technology the coordinates are Latitude 36.68360765 Longitude -4.77108297

Signage will only be from the final roundabout!


The run promises undulating countryside carpeted in wild flowers within olive groves. It is of moderate length. Yes, there are some hills but these are generally gentle. The views will be breath-taking. The dogs will love the beer stop.


The On On is organised at nearby Venta Hevilla. €13 will get you a choice of nice salads, a main of chicken fillet or rolled fillet of fish (and a vegetarian option) and a pud with sufficient wine or beer!


Lost souls call 627264551 and an attempt will be made to direct you!




     Hares: Just say when Sweet&Low






Future Events






April 2015 - Germany


Sonthofen the land of adventure. This is a good time to be making plans for April next year. ...

Here beer is classed as a food, what more would you want for a Hash weekend. Avoid costs, check out the price jump. Get your deposit in to confirm your place.

B.J.'s Away Adventure Weekend





May 8th - 10th 2015 Dutch Nash Hash


Austerlitz, The Netherlands


Amsterdam H3 will be hosting DNH 2015, with main support from the FILTH, Wageningen, The Hague and BNG Hashes.

The event will take place in the woods near Utrecht, with historical and scenic sights around. A full weekend of fun guaranteed!


8 - 10 May 2015


Groepsaccommodatie Houtduif
Woudenbergseweg 47
3711 AA Austerlitz
(Nearest train station is Driebergen-Zeist)


EUR 140 if you pay this year
EUR 150 if you pay by the end of February
EUR 160 if you pay later


  • Pretty much everything (all food and drink and at least several free drinks at the Friday night party)
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday trails
  • Parties Friday and Saturday night
  • Goody Bag
  • Beer, wine, cider, and a selection of premium Dutch beer (for example: AH3 home brew, Brouwerij 't IJ, de Prael)


Register now on their hash site

Who's Cummin?

See who's already coming..

Payment Details

Please transfer fee (net, after any fees and currency conversions) to our bank account or via PayPal.

RaboBank Amsterdam, Amsterdam Hash House Harriers
Account number: 360218849
IBAN: NL98 RABO 0360218849


Please include "DNH2015, YourHashName" on payment.




From 5 till 7 June 5th-7th

Campout 2015


Paque Ardales El Chorro area

We are trying to include the Caminito del Rey as the

very hairy hare of the dog run on the Sunday. Lots

of red tape to chew through still so we will keep you

posted on that.

Saturday run, dinner & party

Sunday run & lunch

All this for only 45-50 Euros. Deposit of 20 Euros

needed to secure place by 10 May 2015. (For Cabin

contact me now or they will be gone!)

To book contact Sweet & Low at or +34 952 934 135




June 12th 2015





We are proud to announce that we will begin taking registrations for EuroHash 2015 in Kraków Poland at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, 12. June. 
The first 150 registrations will go at EUR 120 each, rising to EUR 135 until the end of 2014. 

Check out for further details. 

Webslave EH2015


       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter