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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Up yer bum (699 55 62 53) at the next run.

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Next Weeks Run & future events

Well done guys!!

Run No: 1478  for cool running Phoenicians!

Sunday 24th July @ 5.00 pm
 
Hares: Just Say When & King Kanut
 
Run Directions: From Fuengirola take the Mijas Golf road towards Coin and Alhaurin el Grande. Immediately before the Km 4 sign, turn left signposted La Atalaya and Camino de los Rios. Follow concrete road / track  and where concrete ends turn right uphill, following HHH signs. From Inland take the Fuengirola road from the BP / Los Morenas roundabout. Turn right immediately after the Km 4 sign and follow the previous directions.
 
A complete change of clothes will be necessary for those throwing themselves into the Spirit of this cooling run!
 
ON ON @ Pena el Galope. A wide variety of excellent food, from typically 5 to 15 Euros. Lost Souls 619 651 253 or 669 916 774

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Mijas H3 Mismanagement 2016- 2017 

Meet the new (ish...) mismanagement!

GM - Jizzical Ferk
Grand Mattress - Pussy Galore
R.A. - Sir Flakey
Ass. R.A. - Just In
Archdickin - Colonic Irrigation
Choir Boys - Just In & Pussy Galore
On Sex - Kindergarden Cop
Ass. On Sex - MegaSoreArse
Hash Cash - Sweet and Low
Ass. Hash Cash - Streaky
Webmaster - Dogsy 
Haberdashery - Izzy in Yet
Ass. Haberdashery - Sticky Tart
Hareline - Up yer Bum
Ass. Hareline - Aquasex
Hash Flash - Aeroflaps
Piss Pourer - Swiss Roll
General Dogs Bodies - Golden Cascade, Community Chest, Gangbang, Eggshell Blond?, Mummy's Boy and Just Say When.

First Committee meeting will be on Tuesday 31st May @ 19:30, Cortijo La Herradura. Hope to see as many of you there as possible!

 

Mijas Hash House Harriers invite YOU to our
Red dress Run weekend Friday 7th October to Sunday 9th October

 
Red Dress Run Weekend
In aid of the Malaga Orphanage
(Details will be posted on our webiste)

 
All participants must be in Red Dress

 
Friday 7th Oct 18.00 Welcome Party Reception at Fuengirola Beach Hotel and then visit a few bars of ill repute as we meander into
town..where those that can /want can party till the early hours ( pay as
you go)
Saturday 8th is the Malaga Run with T-shirt and dinner 30Euros
Sunday 9th is the Red Dress run for local orphanage and dinner
50 euros for both days..
Just Sunday is 30 euros..
Hotel is Fuengirola Beach same as last year..
for discount mention Red Dress hash house harriers.. Book early as it is
filling up as we speak.

 
Hotel Fuengirola Beach
Avda. de la Encarnación 2
29640 FUENGIROLA (Málaga)
Tel: 0034 951 06 27 00 Fax: 0034 952 58 58 50
web: www.fuengirolabeach.com

 
Email mijashashcash@gmail.com for bank details or
Contact Pussy Galore aka the Pink Baron for more details..
0034 639851773

 

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Future Events

 

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 September 24th

Summer Ball  

Venue Val Paraisio Restaurant Roaring twenties theme decided.

Cost  €35.00 per person choice of starters main courses and desserts

Drinks on arrival and wine with the meal.

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October 7th to 9th Weekend

Red Dress Run

Mijas Hash House Harriers invite YOU to our
Red dress Run weekend Friday 7th October to Sunday 9th October

 
Red Dress Run Weekend
In aid of the Malaga Orphanage
(Details will be posted on our webiste)

 
All participants must be in Red Dress

 
Friday 7th Oct 18.00 Welcome Party Reception at Fuengirola Beach Hotel and then visit a few bars of ill repute as we meander into
town..where those that can /want can party till the early hours ( pay as
you go)
Saturday 8th is the Malaga Run with T-shirt and dinner 30Euros
Sunday 9th is the Red Dress run for local orphanage and dinner
50 euros for both days..
Just Sunday is 30 euros..
Hotel is Fuengirola Beach same as last year..
for discount mention Red Dress hash house harriers.. Book early as it is
filling up as we speak.

 
Hotel Fuengirola Beach
Avda. de la Encarnación 2
29640 FUENGIROLA (Málaga)
Tel: 0034 951 06 27 00 Fax: 0034 952 58 58 50
web: www.fuengirolabeach.com

 
Email mijashashcash@gmail.com for bank details or
Contact Pussy Galore aka the Pink Baron for more details..
0034 639851773

 

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       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter