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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Sweet & Low at the next run.

 

Next Weeks Run & future events

 

 

 

Chinese New Year RunSee full size image 2016

Run number 1452 (Year of the Monkey)

 

When: Sunday 7th February Lun starts at 14.00 hrs.

 

Lun location: Entrerrios, head toward Hipico El Dorado Follow signs from the Entrerrios turn off

 

On On On: Nearby Chinese Restaurant ( Rubbery food,!!!)..

 

Looking forward to seeing you all at this auspicious occasion. 

Plizes for best dless

 

Old Chinese ploberb

 “ When Quicksand & Stiff-fanny run you do, always take extla shoe”

 On On Quicksand & Stiff Flanny

                 Lost souls: 600805907

 

 

 

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Future Events

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 February 12th to 15th

Happy Valentines Weekend. Hosted by Mijas and Malaga HHH.

Where to stay: www.fuengirolabeach.com . Mention you are Hash house Harriers..
Friday: 12th Meet at Fuengirola Beach Hotel for drinks at 7pm then go to the wok for dinner, then into town for those that like to party !!
Saturday: 13th Malaga HHH hosting the run. Time and Place to be announced 20euros Run fee and Dinner

Sunday: 14th Valentines Run Hared by yours truly Pussy Galore and One Tit.
Dress Code is PINK AND RED AND LOTS OF HEARTS PLEASE !!!
Start at Hotel Fuengirola Beach 
20 Euros Run fee and Valentines Gala Dinner 
Monday: Tapas crawl for those still standing starting at the Hotel.

Anymore questions please contact me here or send a message to our  FB page.

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BALI    INTERHASH

May  17  to  22

 

Come along and join the 10 Mijas Hashers who are already

booked up and going.

 

 

Reserve your place … it`s simple

Google “Bali Interhash 2016”

and get yourself registered.

 

No money required at that point.

 

But hurry, word has it that the target number

has almost been reached

 and registrations will soon be closing.

 

Afterwards there`s an optional, flying and sailing tour,

to see the Komodo Dragon!

 

       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter