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August 3rd  Run No. 1369. Time 12:00

 

Hares Jizzical Ferk and Sweet & Low

Directions from west or north of La Cańada CC:
Take the A 7 towards Malaga. Take exit 182 to Marbella. At first roundabout go straight At second go left which takes you under the motorway. Continue this road till the round about and turn Left. Continue straight past several crossings and roundabout until you get to a split in the road. Take the one going down with the signs for the stables (Arrocha Equitacion I think) There will be some HHH signs from there.

Directions from Fuengirola:
Take the A7 towards Marbella. Take the first exit for Marbella. At the lights turn right. Keep right and pass under the A7. Continue this road till the round about and turn Left. Continue straight past several crossings and roundabout until you get to a split in the road. Take the one going down with the signs for the stables (Arrocha Equitacion I think) There will be some HHH signs from there.

OnOn is at Arrocha Equitacion. Starters, BBQ and half bottle of wine!

ON ON, see you there!

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Other Hash events.

September 26th - 28th

Surviving 25 years needs to be celebrated.

We think the best way is a Hash weekend!

From 26 till 28th of September 2014

Mijas/Fuengirola area

Friday night registration, goody bag & Pub

Crawl

Saturday run, dinner & SILVER party

Sunday run & lunch

All this for only 65 Euros if you sign up by 1st

May 2014, after that date goes up to 85 Euros

Hotel Reservations for visiting hashers:

Fuengirola Beach Hotel

 
Reservation department Carmen,
 Code Hash house harriers
Tel. (0034 ) 951 06 27 00

Apartment: 1 1 Bedroom Apartment consisting of a living Room with terrace , 1 Bedroom with two single beds and access to the terrace, 1 kitchenette, and a  complete bathroom. Rate per room per night, VAT included 49 €/night 

Apartment: 1 1 Bedroom Apartment consisting of a living Room with terrace and 2 sofa beds,  1  Bedroom with two single beds and access to the terrace, 1 kitchenette, and a  complete bathroom. Rate per room per night, VAT included 52  €/night

Please make your bookings now. If you choose a different place to stay, please ensure you are in the Myramar area of Fuengirola!

To book the weekend contact Sweet & Low at

lettekep@yahoo.co.uk or +34 952 934 135

 

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June 12th EuroHash 2015  

Salutations! 

We are proud to announce that we will begin taking registrations for EuroHash 2015 in Kraków Poland at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, 12. June. 
The first 150 registrations will go at EUR 120 each, rising to EUR 135 until the end of 2014. 

Check out http://eurohash.org/ for further details. 

Likk'mm 
Webslave EH2015

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       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter