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Next Weeks Run & future events       (Feb 18th - Paris)

Where –  La Trocha, Coin (back of poligono)

When29 Jan  3 o´clock

Hare - Kindergarten

 Directions

For those who know La Trocha mall, get to roundabout in front and follow signs to back of poligono.

 From Fuengirola

Follow the Camino de Coin (signposted Coin from the A7/N340)

After 15.4k at roundabout Venta Las Morenas turn LEFT to Coin

Follow the road and then take a RIGHT signed Cartama

Continue down the hill to the final roundabout and go LEFT

At the next roundabout (La Trocha) go RIGHT and follow signs to back of poligono.

 From Marbella

Follow signs Ojen (inland) from A7/N340

Continue all way to the final roundabout and turn LEFT

At subsequent roundabout (La Trocha) turn RIGHT and follow signs to back of poligono 

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Date: February 18th 2012 - 800th Run Weekend - Paris HHH

Latest update

Semen stains,Pussy Galore Colonic and GB have just booked for Paris !!!!!!!!!
 173 euros each for direct flights AGP to CDG and we are staying in hotel Verlaine, see you there if you dare ON ON
 ask me for any details...!!
 FLYING WITH AIR FRANCE FRI 9.45 AND RETURNING MONDAY 13.25
 
 RUSKI PUSKI
 RADIO KAKA
MUMMIES BOY
JUST SAY WHEN
WIDE OPEN
COUNT PICARSOLE
PLEASE CONFIRM IS YOU ARE COMING
ANYONE ELSE????
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH AND THEN WE CAN ARRANGE THE HOTEL AT THE SAME TIME..
 
ON ON PARIS
PUSSY GALORE
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Bonjour! 

it'd be great to see some visiting hashers for the occasion!

Please spread the word and forward this mail to your fellow hashers! 

Paris Hash turns 800 on !! Please come and celebrate with us! 

Programme:
1- Friday Feb. 17: Pub crawl in Paris
2- Sat. Feb. 18: 800th run – Bois de Vincennes, regular run, ball breaker and walkers routes.
3- Sat. Feb. 18: Party starting at 8pm with drinks, buffet and DJ
4-Sun. Feb. 19: Historical run

Registration :

Full package including 800th T shirt , 2 runs and access to Saturday night party for 65€

You may choose only :

Event T shirt for 20€
Party drinks and buffet for 35€
800th run for 10€
801st for 5€

You need to register in advance with Paris Hash GM Half Crazy contact daisybc2000@yahoo.com
Venue and payment details sent by reply.

Hope to see you there!!! 

ONON
Princess Pussy ;)

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  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter