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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Up yer bum (699 55 62 53) at the next run.


Next Weeks Run & future events (Latest Committee meeting 30th August in "Other News")



Run No: 1488 / Sunday 2nd October 5 p.m.

Hares: Just Say When King Kanut

Run Directions: From Fuengirola take the Mijas Golf road towards Coin and Alhaurin el Grande. At the BP / Los Morenas roundabout turn right towards Mijas and follow this road to Km 7.5 where it dips down to a bridge. Immediately before this, turn right into Urbanisation Valtocado and follow the road down, bearing right where necessary until reaching a roundabout. Turn left and then first right to run site

From Mijas / Benalmadena take the top road around Mijas towards Alhaurin / Coin to Km 7.5 where it dips down to a bridge. After the bridge turn left into Urbanisation Valtocado and follow the above directions / HHH signs.

ON ON @ El Olivar, Mijas Pueblo  €14.00 for 3 courses and 1/2 bottle wine. Lost Souls call 619 651 253 or 669 916 774.



Committee Meeting Sept 27th

GM  ;-      Jackie

Present  :-      Isi, Flakey, Trevor, Martin, Gwen, Lettika, Aqua sex, Kim, Clive

Apologies:-    UYB,  Dogsey, Golden Cascade, Justin, KGC, Streaky.

Red Dress Run Saturday (Lee Marvin)

All Ok meet at Fire Station close to Miramar at 4.00pm. Beer allocation 3 cans plus soft drinks etc.

Menu for ON ON sorted numbers approx 50 people.

 (It was also agreed by all present to give Lynn a RED Dress T shirt.)

Hash Cash

Cash   350€ On Deposit   3500.00€ Bank account 2761.17€  (1245.00€ Red Dress Run)

110.00€ in cash,


Cash In Kitty  370.00€

Lots of Summer wear

New stock arriving  socks in

Patches for red dress run ordered  5.00€

Hare Line

16th October open

30th October Sir Flakey Halloween run

6th November TBA

Away Hash

Sir Flakey spoke about a possible away run for 30th October 2016, ultimately it was decided in view of the time factor etc to put it back until next year and have it coincide with the AGM by which time interest numbers etc can be determined.



Red Dress Run Sponsors

City Radio, Coriander Free meal for 2

Pub crawl to sponsor, bottles of wine, whisky, money, Holiday to be raffled.

Friday 7th October at 6.00pm meet up at Hotel Fuengirola to greet visitors from abroad it was asked for all committee members to make an effort to attend even if for just a short time.

1500 Run 17th 18th December 2016

Just say when to organise the run on 17th December

Sir Flakey to organise 18th December

Overnight stay at Hotel El Puerto Provisionally booked.

Lettika and Martin to check out Mijas Hotel, Valparaiso and Puerto del Sol for OnOn

50 patches to be ordered. 5.00€ each

Christmas Day Run

Details tba

Possibly book Curry house for on on


February 17th to 19th away run

Valencia, Costa Blanca, Madrid.

6 hour drive to venue form here.

At the moment flights 85.00€

Accommodation prices tba.


On hash runs Lettika (hash cash) has the first aid kit

Numbers of beers and stock to be maintained details on stock levels are on “Hash web site”

Also tins and stock boxes must be kept clean at all times.



Future Events



 September 24th

Summer Ball  

Venue Val Paraisio Restaurant Roaring twenties theme decided.

Cost  €35.00 per person choice of starters main courses and desserts

Drinks on arrival and wine with the meal.


October 7th to 9th Weekend

Red Dress Run

Mijas Hash House Harriers invite YOU to our
Red dress Run weekend Friday 7th October to Sunday 9th October

Red Dress Run Weekend
In aid of the Malaga Orphanage
(Details will be posted on our webiste)

All participants must be in Red Dress 

Friday 7th Oct 18.00 Welcome Party and Registration at Fuengirola Beach Hotel and then visit a few bars of ill repute as we meander into town.. where those that can /want can party till the early hours ( pay as you go happy hour at the Hotel and then 2 euros for beer wine and tapa )
Saturday 8th is the Malaga Run 
Run start 4pm. From Fuengirola Beach Hotel heading inland. It is only a few hundred metres from the hotel. Te shirt and dinner 30Euros

Sunday 9th 3.30 start at the Mosque for the Red dress run in aid of local orphanage and dinner 
50 euros for both days.. 
Just Sunday is 30 euros..
Hotel we are using again by popular demand is Hotel Fuengirola Beach THERE ARE NOW ONLY 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS LEFT 68EUROS PER NIGHT MINIMUM 2 NIGHT STAY..

email for bank details or 
Contact Pussy Galore aka the Pink Baron for more details..



       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter