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Next Weeks Run & future events

Run Number 1464
 Run start 15.00
 Run Place Mijas Golf (For  all workers, virgins, friends and dogs  who can’t go to Pan Iberian are welcome !!)
Directions  From either direction Coin or from Fuengirola take the old Coin road to Mijas Golf, turn into Avienda Suiza  where Matchroom Country Club is.. 
There will be signs from there. 
Continue past los Golondrinos ( where Olof's  Cheese and wine party was) follow road round a few bends  past El Lemonar, we will be parked on the waste ground to the right..

On On  I have a couple of ideas to be announced in the circle..
Lost Souls  PGPB 639 851 773






Future Events


Arseholed In ARACENA




29 April – 1 May 2016


The date is upon us as on Friday the 29th of April we shall be descending upon Aracena, the land where jamón is king, for the promised weekend of spectacular Hashing.
The Nash Hash Weekend
So what the buggery is going on you will be asking. Fair question....
First things first, and although this might be obvious we want to avoid all possible confusion, make your way to Aracena. That's ARACENA, in the province of Huelva. In Spain!

Assuming you're in the correct town, registration is from 19.30 to 21.00 at
Hotel Sierra de Aracena, Gran Vía 21,
Dinner is an "organise-your-bloody-own" affair, although an impromptu pub/food crawl might be in order... My advice is to stick relatively close to Not Half Bad and you shouldn't go far wrong, at least in the liquid refreshment department...
Party until your nipples fall off....
Saturday Ballbreaker
Scrape yourself out of bed and source some sustenance for the day. Breakfast is not included in the price of the hotels, so it's your choice to eat wherever you want or can. There are plenty of options around the town.
Convoy to the r*nsite will depart at 13.30 from the large open tarmac area adjacent to the Hospederia de Los Angeles located at coordinates 37.890160, -6.571182
The r*nsite is located near the village of Linares de la Sierra (GPS coordinates to the village – not the actual r*nsite – are 37.879676, -6.621474)
The r*n starts promptly at 14.30
There will be the following r*n options: a 17-ish km macho trail;
a 7-ish km wimps trail; and
a pathetic super-wimps trail.
After the r*n there will be some light
snacks, but nothing substantial. If you
think you'll need anything other than
copious amounts of beer to keep you going until dinner, it might be a good idea to take it yourself. After the circle we will then return to Aracena for a swift shower (please take a shower....) and dinner at 20.30 at Restaurante Casas,Calle del Pozo de la Nieve 37
Dine, drink and prance until your liver explodes

Sunday Hair of the Dog r*n
As on Saturday, organise your own breakfast wherever you can...
The convoy will be leaving at 10.30 from the same point as Saturday, i.e. adjacent to Hospedería de Los Angeles located at GPS coordinates 37.890160, -6.571182.
The r*nsite is approximately 1 km from Aracena on the HV3116 Carboneras Road (further details will be provided during the weekend).
The Hair of the Dog r*n starts promptly at 11.00 hours
Lunch is at 15.00 hours back in Aracena, at Restaurante La Rabida, C/Los Chopos, 3
For any queries, please contact:
Sweet & Low (Mijas H3):
Not Half bad (Madrid H3):
Rat With a Snatch (Madrid H3):timprice@telefonica.netor650589161
ON ON!!!



May  17  to  22


Come along and join the 10 Mijas Hashers who are already

booked up and going.



Reserve your place … it`s simple

Google “Bali Interhash 2016”

and get yourself registered.


No money required at that point.


But hurry, word has it that the target number

has almost been reached

 and registrations will soon be closing.


Afterwards there`s an optional, flying and sailing tour,

to see the Komodo Dragon!


Mijas H3 Camp-out 2016

Run No 1470 & 1471

Friday-Saturday-Sunday 10th – 11 - 12th June 2016.

This year we are trying something a little different and keeping costs down! We are doing an Al Carte camp out, we will not providing drinks at the camp site or the morning breakfast as there is a bar and fantastic restaurant on the site making full English breakfast if required, in good camping practice we are asking everybody bring your drinks with you or purchase at the Eroski/DIA supermarkets opposite. We will be having a meal in the Castillo Pueblo on the Friday night at a designate restaurant, there are plenty of Tapas bars for people that do not wish to join in! There will be a Saturday Bash at the Camp site restaurant, with a 2 course meal ½ wine with live music in the Bar for 15euro. The Sunday Hare of the Dog run will be followed by a BBQ on the beach, (You can buy everything at the Supermarket opposite the camp site, salad and bread will be supplied by the MijasH3.
The weekend-two runs will cost 15 euro P/P
What you get for you 15 euro:
Friday night registration cocktails “Lick the donkey” till it runs out.
Saturday: Morning, Free coffee / Tea toast & Jam (There will a paella pan and gas ring available should you wish to cook yourself a breakfast.
Saturday: Run fee, Run drinks & Circle plus “commemorative patch”.
Sunday: Morning, Free coffee / Tea toast & Jam.
Sunday: Run fee, Run drinks & Circle. Salad bar to accompany the BBQ on the beach.

What Mijas H3 are not paying for:
You will have to pay for the camping site (costs below) meals on Friday or Saturday & BBQ.
Where: Camping “La Bella Vista” Manilva, N-340 Km 142.8 (Just passed Estapona).
Camping cost per night: We have reserved 14 pitches. PLEASE make your reservation thru Sir Flakey (Detailas below), costing is 23 euro for 2 people 1 tent, car space electric, water and Wi-Fi, we can have some sites with two tents (But not many). Dogs are permitted at a cost, we ask Hashers if they can leave your dogs at HOME please!
Posh campers ; Should book directly at the “Villa Erina park Hotel” which is less than 10 minutes from the camp site, rooms start at around 88 euro per night. Contact Sr Romeo Rammazzo, Tel: 951 27 70 22. Email:
Weekend Theme: Hawaii attire. Best decorated tent will win a bottle of good Cava.
What’s on :
Friday: Get your tents set up !! Happy hour cocktail drinks (Hawaii-Lick the Donkey) on site 17.00 hrs till it runs out! Hash meal at the local Pueblo less than 5 minutes stagger from the camp site!
Saturday: Breakfast at the club house (your cost) they do an English breakfast!!! free tea & coffee on site gas ring and frying pan available on site (Hash supplied).
Pool area & the Beach
Re lax at the pool or take to the beach and check out the Chiringito.

Run No 1470 : Starts at 14.00hrs. A short drive of approximately 15 minutes to the run location.
Circle: At the run location.
On On : at the Camp site restaurant 15 euro for a two course meal with ½ bottle of wine per person, and on on on to the Bar for live entertainment , drinking and dancing till late.

Sunday: Breakfast at the club house, free tea & coffee on site (Hash supplied).
Hare of the Dog, Run No 1471 ----------Starts at 11.00hrs from the camp site.

Circle on the beach followed by a BBQ, (Supermarket opposite camp site) Bring your own (cooler boxes available for storage).
People staying on Sunday night (That’s us!!) will probably head into the Pueblo Castillo for another night out.
For more information or booking you can call me or email me on the following:
Email :
Mobile: 695660450.
PS: space is limited at the camp site so early booking is essential.
On On
Sir Flakey,


       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter