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Arseholed In ARACENA
PAN-IBERIAN NASH HASH
29 April – 1 May 2016
The date is
upon us as on Friday the 29th of
April we shall be descending upon
Aracena, the land where jamón is
king, for the promised weekend of
The Nash Hash Weekend
So what the buggery is going on you will be asking. Fair question....
First things first, and although this might be obvious we want to avoid all possible confusion, make your way to Aracena. That's ARACENA, in the province of Huelva. In Spain!
Assuming you're in the correct town, registration is from 19.30 to 21.00 at
Hotel Sierra de Aracena, Gran Vía 21,
Dinner is an "organise-your-bloody-own" affair, although an impromptu pub/food crawl might be in order... My advice is to stick relatively close to Not Half Bad and you shouldn't go far wrong, at least in the liquid refreshment department...
Party until your nipples fall off....
Scrape yourself out of bed and source some sustenance for the day. Breakfast is not included in the price of the hotels, so it's your choice to eat wherever you want or can. There are plenty of options around the town.
Convoy to the r*nsite will depart at 13.30 from the large open tarmac area adjacent to the Hospederia de Los Angeles located at coordinates 37.890160, -6.571182
The r*nsite is located near the village of Linares de la Sierra (GPS coordinates to the village – not the actual r*nsite – are 37.879676, -6.621474)
The r*n starts promptly at 14.30
There will be the following r*n options: a 17-ish km macho trail;
a 7-ish km wimps trail; and
a pathetic super-wimps trail.
After the r*n there will be some light
snacks, but nothing substantial. If you
think you'll need anything other than
copious amounts of beer to keep you going until dinner, it might be a good idea to take it yourself. After the circle we will then return to Aracena for a swift shower (please take a shower....) and dinner at 20.30 at Restaurante Casas,Calle del Pozo de la Nieve 37
Dine, drink and prance until your liver explodes
Sunday Hair of
the Dog r*n
As on Saturday, organise your own breakfast wherever you can...
The convoy will be leaving at 10.30 from the same point as Saturday, i.e. adjacent to Hospedería de Los Angeles located at GPS coordinates 37.890160, -6.571182.
The r*nsite is approximately 1 km from Aracena on the HV3116 Carboneras Road (further details will be provided during the weekend).
The Hair of the Dog r*n starts promptly at 11.00 hours
Lunch is at 15.00 hours back in Aracena, at Restaurante La Rabida, C/Los Chopos, 3
For any queries, please contact:
Sweet & Low (Mijas H3): firstname.lastname@example.org
Not Half bad (Madrid H3): email@example.com
Rat With a Snatch (Madrid H3):firstname.lastname@example.org
May 17 to 22
Come along and join the 10 Mijas Hashers who are already
booked up and going.
Reserve your place … it`s simple
Google “Bali Interhash 2016”
and get yourself registered.
No money required at that point.
But hurry, word has it that the target number
has almost been reached
and registrations will soon be closing.
Afterwards there`s an optional, flying and sailing tour,
to see the Komodo Dragon!
Mijas H3 Camp-out 2016
Run No 1470 & 1471
Friday-Saturday-Sunday 10th – 11 - 12th June 2016.
This year we are trying something a little different and keeping costs down! We are doing an Al Carte camp out, we will not providing drinks at the camp site or the morning breakfast as there is a bar and fantastic restaurant on the site making full English breakfast if required, in good camping practice we are asking everybody bring your drinks with you or purchase at the Eroski/DIA supermarkets opposite. We will be having a meal in the Castillo Pueblo on the Friday night at a designate restaurant, there are plenty of Tapas bars for people that do not wish to join in! There will be a Saturday Bash at the Camp site restaurant, with a 2 course meal ½ wine with live music in the Bar for 15euro. The Sunday Hare of the Dog run will be followed by a BBQ on the beach, (You can buy everything at the Supermarket opposite the camp site, salad and bread will be supplied by the MijasH3.
The weekend-two runs will cost 15 euro P/P
What you get for you 15 euro:
Friday night registration cocktails “Lick the donkey” till it runs out.
Saturday: Morning, Free coffee / Tea toast & Jam (There will a paella pan and gas ring available should you wish to cook yourself a breakfast.
Saturday: Run fee, Run drinks & Circle plus “commemorative patch”.
Sunday: Morning, Free coffee / Tea toast & Jam.
Sunday: Run fee, Run drinks & Circle. Salad bar to accompany the BBQ on the beach.
What Mijas H3 are not paying for:
You will have to pay for the camping site (costs below) meals on Friday or Saturday & BBQ.
Where: Camping “La Bella Vista” Manilva, N-340 Km 142.8 (Just passed Estapona).
Camping cost per night: We have reserved 14 pitches. PLEASE make your reservation thru Sir Flakey (Detailas below), costing is 23 euro for 2 people 1 tent, car space electric, water and Wi-Fi, we can have some sites with two tents (But not many). Dogs are permitted at a cost, we ask Hashers if they can leave your dogs at HOME please!
Posh campers ; Should book directly at the “Villa Erina park Hotel” which is less than 10 minutes from the camp site, rooms start at around 88 euro per night. Contact Sr Romeo Rammazzo, Tel: 951 27 70 22. Email: email@example.com www.villaerina.com
Weekend Theme: Hawaii attire. Best decorated tent will win a bottle of good Cava.
What’s on :
Friday: Get your tents set up !! Happy hour cocktail drinks (Hawaii-Lick the Donkey) on site 17.00 hrs till it runs out! Hash meal at the local Pueblo less than 5 minutes stagger from the camp site!
Saturday: Breakfast at the club house (your cost) they do an English breakfast!!! free tea & coffee on site gas ring and frying pan available on site (Hash supplied).
Pool area & the Beach
Re lax at the pool or take to the beach and check out the Chiringito.
Run No 1470 : Starts at 14.00hrs. A short drive of approximately 15 minutes to the run location.
Circle: At the run location.
On On : at the Camp site restaurant 15 euro for a two course meal with ½ bottle of wine per person, and on on on to the Bar for live entertainment , drinking and dancing till late.
Sunday: Breakfast at the club house, free tea & coffee on site (Hash supplied).
Hare of the Dog, Run No 1471 ----------Starts at 11.00hrs from the camp site.
Circle on the beach followed by a BBQ, (Supermarket opposite camp site) Bring your own (cooler boxes available for storage).
People staying on Sunday night (That’s us!!) will probably head into the Pueblo Castillo for another night out.
For more information or booking you can call me or email me on the following:
Email : firstname.lastname@example.org
PS: space is limited at the camp site so early booking is essential.
Sir Flakey, __________________________________________________________________
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