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Next Weeks Run & future events (Campout details below)

 


 
RUN #1414 - SUNDAY, 24 MAY

 
START TIME: 4:00 PM

 
HARES: EA & YOGI

 
DIRECTIONS …to a well marked, civilized trail with plenty of shade at the end (for cars and the Circle.)

 
FROM FUENGIROLA:
TAKE THE FUENGIROLA TO COIN ROAD passing the last Mijas Golf Entrance/Exit to the next roundabout (direction Coin) and opposite the RACQUETAS DE MIJAS  club.
The entrance will be SIGN MARKED  (immediately before and at the roundabout).

 
FROM COIN:
TAKE THE COIN TO FUENGIROLA ROAD passing St. Anthony´s College (on your left) to the next roundabout (direction Fuengirola). 
Take the third exit left off of that roundabout (just opposite the Racquets de Mijas club)
FOLLOW SIGNS.

 
DINNER:
At the CURRY HOUSE, also opposite the Racquetas de Mijas club and the roundabout.
Dinner, including 1/2 bottle of wine/person: EUROS 12.50

 
Lost Souls: (EA) 670 469 431


 

 
 

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Future Events

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From June 5th-7th Campout 2015

 

Yes, next excuse to get legless or what ever you

normally do at a Hash weekend!

From 5 till 7 June 2015

Paque Ardales El Chorro area

We have only some tickets for the Caminito del Rey

as the very hairy hare of the dog run on the Sunday.

So for the others a trail will be laid.

Saturday run, dinner & party

Sunday run. Lunch not included.

All this for only 40 Euros. No more cabins available

so bring a tent if you did not book before!

To book contact Sweet & Low at

lettekep@yahoo.co.uk or +34 952 934 135

 

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June 12th 2015

 

EuroHash

  

Salutations! 

We are proud to announce that we will begin taking registrations for EuroHash 2015 in Kraków Poland at 00:00 GMT on Thursday, 12. June. 
The first 150 registrations will go at EUR 120 each, rising to EUR 135 until the end of 2014. 

Check out http://eurohash.org/ for further details. 

Likk'mm 
Webslave EH2015

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       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter