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 Run: 1129. Sunday 7th February 2010.

Run Start: 3 pm

Hares: Gangplank & Gwen

 Where: From Fuengirola go through Mijas towards Coin.
Look for H.H.H. signs when you arrive at "Venta Los Morenos" roundabout.
ON ON
TBA

 LOST SOULS
Gangplank 630115877
 

   
 

  Future Events

February 19th,20th,21st 2010

 The Madrid Hash House Harriers proudly and cordially invites you to:

                             The  Humping   Javea   Hash

Get away from cold Madrid! Yes, why don’t you just do that! … we will :o)

Come join the fun in sunny Javea for a week-end of astoundingly beautiful countryside walks or runs, great food and snacks, ooooooodles of beer (and soda-pops), and entertaining and fun company

(well … you, us, … and others).

 “When’s it?” … I hear you say?! 

Ø      The runs / walks are planned for the 20th and 21st of February 2010

Ø      Most people arrive at the hotel on Friday the 19th in the evening, and some people stay until Monday 22nd … you decide

 “WIIIFM ?!” … I hear you say?!  (What Is In It For Me)

Well, a whole week-end with almost all included and arranged:

 Ø      Two nights in a hotel right on the beach/seaside (Friday and Saturday night)

Ø      What promises to be the two most amazing walks / runs this year (…) !!!

o        Saturday is arranged by the right-honorable K.S.S. James and Atame

o        Sunday by the incomparable and venerated Hot Rod and Badger

Ø      A fabulous Saturday night dinner

Ø      A great Sunday lunch

Ø      A free T-Shirt (so you can presume with having been there, and done that) … a soon to be collector’s item … surely?!

Ø      Surprise and random Hash Olympics every day

Ø      Free transport (probably) to/from Madrid/Javea in one of the many cars going

 What’s it gonna cost ya I hear you mumble?!  … well, it’s still slightly negotiable …but please plan for approximately around 120 euro p.p.  +/-  for the above mentioned. In order for your reservation to be considered you need to make a deposit of 40 Euro p.p.

 “Wada u need to do?”    Please send me the following asap:

Full “normal name(s)”, Hash Name, Email, Tlf nr, arrival/departure dates/times, room preferences (for couples,  kids, etc. … because unless you indicate/pay otherwise you will be sharing a room)

 

For further information, reservations, deposits, requests, payments, unsolicited solicitation, etc.

please contact:

 

Hanky Wanky   –   lifes4enjoyment@yahoo.com –   +34 609 235 223

 

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Our 2000th Run from June 25 till June 27, 2010

Subcribe:www.hashhouseharrietspenang.com go to the events page and download the subscription form

Our 2000th Run

Penang Hash House Harriets is celebrating their 2000th run on June 25, 26 and 27, 2010. This three day event will be held on the beautiful island of Penang. The Penang Harriets is said to be the second oldest female hash in the world. The Ipoh harriets helped us in 1967 to start our hash chapter.

At the moment we have around 80 members. Our oldest member is 81 years old and still runs every week!

What are we having in store for you?

Friday June 25 from 12 PM onwards till 4 PM you can register at the D’Juice, located at the beginning of Botanical Garden.

The official opening of the event starts at 5 PM where Y.B. Danny Law, chairman of Penang Tourism Development will welcome everybody

and will wave off the Red Dress Run. The Red Dress run will be held in historical Georgetown. After the run you are invited to join the welcome dinner held at Fort Cornwallis. As you know Penang is world famous not only for his heritage sites, but also for his food!

Saturday June 26 the day starts at 11 AM with the ball breaker run. The participants will travel by bus to a magnificent part of Penang, where

they have to hash 25 km back to the runsite at Botanical Garden. The other runs will start at 5 PM sharp. After the individual circles we all

come back to the main venue for the evening where again famous Penang food is served. After this an evening full of fun, hopefully some entertainment, don’t forget to bring and perform your hash act on stage! Catching up with old friends and getting to know new ones.

Sunday June 27 the afternoon starts at 12 PM with a medium run at the Beach. Maps to go to the runsite will be up on our website closer to the

date. After the run food will be served and after that we will bid you farewell. Most of us are travelling to Kuching the next week, so it won’t

be a long farewell. See you next week mate, sounds better.

An event like this can not be done without the help of many, too many to mention individually, but you know who you are, a big Thank You!

Without our sponsors we could not have done it either. Thank you Penang Tourism, Guinness, Tiger, D’Juice, etc etc.

 Please email us if you want more information: info@hashhouseharrietspenang.com or 2000thrun@hashhouseharrietspenang.com

See you in 2010!

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The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter