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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Aquasex(610 711 688) or Kindergarten Kop (686 752 499).

Hares wanted : Please volunteer! !


Hares: For Down-down beers please use cans not the large bottles.


Next Weeks Run & future events


Next Weeks Run 1568 Hippodromo Car Park

Sunday March 25th Time 14:00 or 2 p.m. (Dont forget clocks go forward Saturday night!)

Hares: Dogsy & Up yer bum


Opposite Castillo Sohail there is a road to Cerros del Agilar and the Hippodromo.

Take this road, turn off to the Racecourse and follow HHH signs to the terraced carpark. We will be near the top terrace.

On-on Ringos. Barbeque - choose your own food and wine. Live music jam session playing!

Future Events


July 22nd 2018 Time 14:00 - 22:00

For our 11th Red Dress Run we have decided to change the time of year..

This year we will be raising money for the Charity Avoi which based in a Children's Oncology Hospital in Malaga.

Their goal in AVOI is to never leave any child without playing and without smiling.

Since 1993, AVOI (Association of Volunteers of Children's Oncology) is dedicated to helping children of the Mother-Child Hospital making their stay as pleasant as possible.

This year we will be setting the run through the streets of Malaga.

Hared by Pussy Galore and One Tit

Come join us for a great cause.

May 15th 2019 - Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:

Greetings fellow hashers,

So what can you expect at the Mijas H3 30th Anniversary:

The committee has been formed and all working together. We have had over 320 hashers showing interest and filling in our registration forms this, is now the follow up information that we said would be forthcoming in Vienna.  The event Hotel has been confirmed, and details are below, the run location list is in progress, after nearly 30 years of running around the Andalusian country side this will be our easiest task. We have chosen the month of May as the weather is perfect, everything is green and spring countryside is spectacular with rivers in full flow.

A basic Itinerary has formulated and we shall add events as needed.

Wednesday 15th. May : Registration for the Red Dress run and the event registration can be done at the same time

Thursday 16th May : Traditional “Red Dress Run” through the town of Fuengirola,. All proceeds will be to a local charity. We also have the backing from the of Town Hall for the event. This is an additional event, and is not included in your registration. There will be a Run, Donation and Party. 

Friday 17th May: Will be registration at the Hotel. The registration will commence early evening with Spanish Tapas, free flow beer and wine, The Hash haberdashery will be in the same location. This is covered in your registration.

At 21.00 registration will close and a “Beer & Tapas” (at your cost) walk will depart the Hotel for a stroll through town ending at a live music venue “Pogs.” You will be given drink vouchers to help you party the night away. 

Saturday 18th May: Have a lie in!!! Coaches will depart from the Hotel for all Runs. Coaches will be leaving at 12.00 hr. Plenty of time for a leisurely breakfast check out the Hash Haberdashery stalls or late registration check ins!!     

We will advise you of all the runs closer to the date: There will be the usual Ball breaker, long, medium & short runs and the customary “Old Farts” run. We are planning to have runs allocated to everybody on the run. You pick your run and you will be on it, this can work so to avoid confusion and disappointment of not getting on the run you desire!! Trust us it will work !     

All runs will be A to B with circles on site after the run. Beer, water, softies and a snack will be provided at the circle, we will be calling on visiting GM`s and RA`s to run the circle.   

Coaches will take you back to the Hotel. Dinner and Party will be at the Hotel so no rush just the usual S-S -S and party. We are working on a NO queue policy! Free flow of beer and wine.

Sunday 19th May: “Hare of the Dog Run” This is going to be a great day. The run will start from the Hotel at 12.00 hrs. Old farts and people incapable of a hash run can get a coach half way around the run, or with a Doctor’s note the coach will take you to the end of the run, this is at a fabulous beach location. Bring bathers.

Circle will be on the beach, followed by a free flow of beer and wine and a Buffet Meal at the restaurant. Coaches will take you back to the Hotel in the evening. This is covered in your registration.

Monday 20th May: Malaga H3 will be putting on their famous Malaga City run, this is a must, information on costing and the numbers will be posted on the next up-date.

Tuesday 21st May: Stiffanny and Streaky will be arranging their amazing “Rock Run” which will take you by coach to Gibraltar, you will get to run from the top of the rock in Gibraltar. Numbers will be limited and costing will be on the next up-date.

Event Hotel:

We are planning on the 4 star “Hotel Las Piramides.” Negotiating with the management is still on going and we are still working on a special price and we will have this available in our next update. You can check out the Hotel at : 

We will have the registration/meet up at the Hotel on the Friday, the Hash Bazaar will also be in the Hotel, all coaches will leave from close to the Hotel and we are negotiating to have the Saturday evening meal here.

For other accommodation check out and other web accommodation sites, there is also a camping site 20 minutes ( from the Hotel.     

I hope you approve of our intended Itinerary??

To make the trip even more memorable we would suggest you explore some of the amazing sites around Andalucia.

We are also working with a local travel agent “Maxi Travel.” They can assist you with other excursion from your Hotel: While you are in Southern Spain it would be a shame not to see some of the excellent city´s and towns which are not more than just a short journey from Mijas:

Maxi Travel will be setting up a web page for our event so you can book trips and see who has booked on the excursion, more information on our next update.

Maxy Travel:

Some of their trips:

Caminito Del Rey: The Kings Walk. It was the most dangerous Camino in the world until it was renovated and reopened in 2015

Gibraltar: The British enclave on the rock.

Granada: Visit the Alhambra.

Malaga (Mini Barcelona)

Seville: Famous for horse shows, sherry and port !!

Cordoba:  Visit the Mosque that is inside the cathedral.

Ronda: An amazing gorge splitting the town. 

For flight information:

You will be flying in to Malaga International airport. All major airlines use Malaga, the most cost effective flights are Easy Jet, Ryan Air, Jet 2, Thomson, Flybe, Airlingus, Norwegian, BA!! The list goes on; Book well in advance and it could be under 100 euro return from the UK! 

Like any good events it’s the people that make it so we hope you will attend. To assist us in getting venues, coaches, tee shirts and goody bag in timely fashion, it will help enormously to register as early as possible, it will also let you get your calendar marked off for this event, we both win. 


The event is limited to 350 People

Included: is Friday night registration party, Saturday runs, Buses, Lunch and Dinner. Sunday run, Lunch, Goodie bag and Lots of BEER,!!!

We are now offering the next 150 people that have registered the price of €180 Euros 

This offer is valid until 30 April 2018. After that the price will go up to €200

Account Name: Mijas Hash House Harriers

Bank Details :Sabadell Bank

IBAN: ES7500810596630001754486


Please give name and reference number with every correspondence.


On On

Mijas Hash House Harriers Committee. 

Face book: Mijas HHH and  for all payment information.




Dalmatian Hash House Harriers
1st Dalmatian Hash Cruise 2002
5th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2014
Hash Cruisers 2014
6th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2016
Hash Cruisers 2016
Hashers pre-registrated on MS President
Pre-registrated for MS Tvrdi
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Dalmatian Hash House Harriers
1st Dalmatian Hash Cruise 2002
5th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2014
Hash Cruisers 2014
6th Dalmatia Hash Cruise 2016
Hash Cruisers 2016
Hashers pre-registrated on MS President
Pre-registrated for MS Tvrdi

Dalmatian Hash House Harriers‎ > ‎
MS President is full! But I got confirmed that we can also have MS Tvrdi. Preregistration will go on as long as the end of August. If at that time will look like the MS Tvrdi could be full I will start receiving payments for the MS Tvrdi. So do, encourage hashers you know to join the Dalmatian Hash Cruise!

Registration Form

We will depart on 16th of June 2018 at 13,00h.
Return to Split will be on Friday 22nd of June 2018 in the late afternoon, but we will stay on the ship over the night and leave the ship in the morning on Saturday 23rd of June 2018.

What is included?

After you get on the ship you will get 3 meals for 6 days and 2 meals one day(one evening is meal free for a dinner on one of the islands), 7 days tourist tax, free draft dark and lager beer, free wine during lunch and dinner time, goody bag, flour to set the run (in our Cruising tradition every day other kennel sets the run) and water for the run.


I made two possible routes. Some people asked to change that South Dalmatian Island Route so I made one going North. But I must say I would go 10 times the southern route without thinking of the North Dalmatia. And then 10 more times. The northern route would include 2 bigger towns (Šibenik and Zadar) and a number of villages or just docks on the islands that we will be passing by. Also there are 2 National Parks and one Park of Nature on the way optional to visit.
Southern Route is more familiar to all those that have been to some of the Hash Cruises. We have more options to chose between a number of nice old towns on those big islands. And the weather is usually better. Last year we had to skip two fantastic islands (Mljet National Park and Vis) but with this metal ship the weather wouldn't be that big issue. I added Island Šipan. So here are the possible routes.

Route South Dalmatia roughly

Saturday: Split - Bol, Island Brač; swimming,hash, HC, bars and pubs in the evening etc...

Sunday: Island Brač - Island Mljet (we will need to buy the ticket to enter the National park with the salt lakes inside the island- tickets not included in the Cruise price), swimming, burning, drinking, run at 18,00h, HC, bars and night clubs etc...

Monday: Island Mljet - Island Šipan, walking, swimming, running, HC etc... Korčula on the Island Korčula in the morning

Tuesday: Island Šipan - Town Korčula on the Island Korčula in the morning ; same boring program - swimming, walking, run, HC etc.

Wednesday: Island Korčula - Island Vis; swimming and burning, run, HC, free evening for dinner on the island...

Thursday: Island Vis - Stari Grad, Island Hvar; run, HC, swimming

Friday: Morning in Stari Grad, departure in the morning, stop for a swim and lunch on Island Šolta, in the afternoon back to Split; hash run or crawl around the Split, last night on the ship

Saturday 25th of June: debarkation in the morning and back to reality

Route North Dalmatia roughly

Saturday: Split - Rogoznica; swimming,hash, HC, bars and pubs in the evening etc...

Sunday: Rogoznica - Šibenik, , visit to National Park Krka (tickets not included in the Hash Cruise price), swimming, run, burning, drinking, HC, bars and night clubs etc...

Monday: Šibenik - Zadar , walking, swimming, running, HC etc...

Tuesday: Zadar - Sali, Island Dugi Otok (Long Island); same boring program - swimming, walking, run, HC etc.

Wednesday: Island Dugi Otok - Kornati National Park (tickets not included in the Hash Cruise price)- Island Murter; swimming and burning, run, HC

Thursday: Island Murter - Island Zlarin; run, HC, swimming

Friday: Island Zlarin - Island Drvenik Veli, departure after the lunch and in the afternoon back to Split; crawl around the Split, last night on the ship

Saturday 25th of June: debarkation in the morning and back to reality


This time our ship will be MS President with the place for 40 hashers. If there will be a big demand in the first month of registration I will consider looking for the other ship.

MS President

MS Prestige
Cabin on MS President

Unfortunately, prices went up and cruises in Adriatic became very popular so they are not keen on giving discounts, but I managed to get some. This will cost you 1030,00 Euros/person on MS President in the double cabin with WC/shower. All the cabins are roomy and the same high category with the cooling system, free WiFi and SAT TV, small water pool on the top deck and small sauna (for 2) . As price is set by the number of beds you can get the single cabin by paying for two beds. In that case contact me directly.

MS Tvrdi

For MS Tvrdi price is made on the number of 26 persons in Cabins with the private facilities (WC/SHW). All the cabins have bunk beds. Price is 780€/hasher. There are also 6 cabins bellow deck that share 2 toilets and showers. Price in those cabins is 570€/hasher. If there will be more then 26 hashers on the MS Tvrdi price in the upper deck cabins could be even lower.

How to register?

Registration works on who-registers-first-gets a cabin of available choices.

First register at: Registration Form

Then I will send you your pre-registration number (PRN). With PRN and your name you should pay registration amount of 400 Euros/hasher in a two (2) weeks time from receiving PRN. If I don't receive your registration fee in that time I will move you to the bottom of the list and in accordance with that assign you another PRN.

The rest you can pay to me on the ship on 16th of June 2018.

If you cancel I will keep 10% of received money. If you need to cancel in the last 3 months before the Cruise try to re-sell your place to someone else because I can't guarantee I would be able to refund your money back, meaning it is hard to get someone else in such a short period before the Cruise.

After I receive your payment you will get to the list. Allocations to the cabins will be on the first / served base. If you need extra position of the cabin try to get as soon as possible to the list or negotiate to other hashers later.
Please, spread the word about the Cruise. I don't have contacts of all the hashers from ex Cruises and also new blood is welcomed.

Contact: Antibiotics


      The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter