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Run number 1425

Sunday 2nd August

Time : 11:00hrs

Hares. Streaky and Stiffanny

Directions

Coming along the N340 to Fuengirola, take the turn off at the Las Laguna round about and drive in land up past the Ford garage. ( the road is Ave. de Mijas) Keep going up until you enter Urb. Campo Mijas.

Follow the road up to the left ( past Dippers house) at the T junction turn left. Follow the road and just after the motorway Xover the run start will be on the left hand side.

Bring swimwear and towels. The circle after the run will be a pool circle.

On-on

BBQ at La Luna.

Pims on arrival, BBQ, dessert, half bottle of their lovely wine all for only 12.50€

It's a very short run so please come along. If you don't fancy the run, join us for the on-on. Should be about 14.00.

 

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Future Events

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 MIJAS- MÁLAGA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS presents Red Dress Run Weekend 

WHEN?  9th- 11th October

 

Where? In Fuengirola, Costa del Sol, Spain.

 

Why? In aid of the Cudeca charity foundation, the only cancer hospice of its kind in Spain

  

What do you get? 2 hashes, 2 great meals and an enormous sense of well being. 

 

Where to sleep? Fuengirola beach hotel is recommended. Booking early is recommended as it is getting full. Please speak to Carmen and mention Hash House Harriers.

   

Weekend summary:

Friday 9th: Fuengirola Beach Hotel meet and greet 7pm, to then proceed in a disoirderly fashion on a pub crawl on the lowlights on Fuengirola.

 

Saturday 10th: Run being hared by Málaga HHH. Start 3:30 pm. Meet at Beatriz Palace Car Park (just a short walk from Fuengirola Beach Hotel). On On included.

 

Sunday 11th: Red Dress Run being hared by Mijas HHH. Start 3:30 pm. Meet at Mercedes Benz garage in the Mijas Road Polígono. Lifts can be arranged from Fuengirola Beach Hotel for visitors. All participants must wear a red dress. On On at La Luna Restaurant which will open exclusively for this event. It is a red themed dinner including welcome cocktail and three course dinner, including wine.

 

Where does the money go? The aim is to collect on the Red Dress run as much money as we can. All the run fees will be donated to the Cudeca Foundation (minimum donation is 5 €).

 

What now? Contact hash cash Izzy in yet at mijash3hashcash@gmail.com

  • name(s), home hash and hash handle(s)

  • If attending Friday pub crawl, Saturday run, Sunday run or whole event.

  • Special dietary needs

     

    The whole weekend costs 40 €.

Hotel Fuengirola Beach Prices Dates: 09/10/15 to 11/10/15

Option 1: 1-bedroom apartment consistent in a room with terrace and two reclining bed, 1 bedroom with twin beds and access to the terrace, kitchen and bathroom complete.
Price per apartment, 46 € / night vat included
Total Price for night: 92 €

Option 2: apartment 2 bedrooms consistent in a room with terrace and two reclining bed, 2 bedroom with two single beds each and access to the terrace, kitchen and bathroom complete.
Price per apartment, 65 € / night vat included
Total Price for night: 130 €

Policy of cancellation:
Our policy of cancellation without fees is 7 days prior to the date of arrival.
All the cancellations must be notified at a later date will be penalised with the charge of the first night of stay.

Method of payment:
To make and confirm reservations we require data from a credit card (Visa, Mastercard) or the payment of the first night by bank transfer to our bank account:
No account bankinter: Es92 0128 7726 1801 0508 2696
Titular: Castle Beach S.L

The payment is done to the arrival at the time of check-in at cash or credit card.


If you need any other information, do not hesitate to contact us.


Carmen Aguilar
Head of reception
Fuengirola Beach Aparthotel

Description: FB.( 3)
Phone. :+ 34 951-062700
E-mail : hotel@fuengirolabeach.com
Web : www.fuengirolabeach.com

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       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter