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We need volunteers - no hares no Hash! If you have a run Please contact Up yer bum (699 55 62 53) at the next run.

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Next Weeks Run & future events

Run Nš 1475 
Sunday the 3th
Time : 18.00 (6pm)
Hares: Swiss Roll & Verefukus
Where: Benalmadena Budist Stupa.

 
Directions: From Fuengirola , take the A7 direction Malaga until the the junction to Mijas Benalmadena 217 and turn off a the A368 towards Benalmadena Pueblo, until the Butterfly Park and Buddist Stupa , There will be HHH signs at the roundabout.
ON ON TBA
Lost souls call Suissroll  679555947

 

 

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Mijas H3 Mismanagement 2016- 2017 

Meet the new (ish...) mismanagement!

GM - Jizzical Ferk
Grand Mattress - Pussy Galore
R.A. - Sir Flakey
Ass. R.A. - Just In
Archdickin - Colonic Irrigation
Choir Boys - Just In & Pussy Galore
On Sex - Kindergarden Cop
Ass. On Sex - MegaSoreArse
Hash Cash - Sweet and Low
Ass. Hash Cash - Streaky
Webmaster - Dogsy 
Haberdashery - Izzy in Yet
Ass. Haberdashery - Sticky Tart
Hareline - Up yer Bum
Ass. Hareline - Aquasex
Hash Flash - Aeroflaps
Piss Pourer - Swiss Roll
General Dogs Bodies - Golden Cascade, Community Chest, Gangbang, Eggshell Blond?, Mummy's Boy and Just Say When.

First Committee meeting will be on Tuesday 31st May @ 19:30, Cortijo La Herradura. Hope to see as many of you there as possible!

 

 

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Future Events

 

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MADRID HASH HOUSE HARRIERS presents Asstour 2016

 


WHEN? 8-10th July


Where? In Asturias, northern Spain or more precisely in Nava. Journey time is about four and a half hours by car from Madrid.

Why? Why not? And all previous events in Asturias have been a great success; check out the Photo Gallery. We had a great time.

What do you get? Booze: It’s Cider Festival weekend in Nava and they need lots of help to drink the stuff. They also have beer, wines etc etc. Check out (when updated) the full programme of events here http://www.ayto-nava.es/festival-de-la-sidra. Note the live bands playing on Friday and Saturday nights.
Runs:
1. Magnificent mountain run on Saturday a short drive from the hotel.
2. Atlantic ocean beach run somewhere on Sunday.

Grub: You won’t go hungry or disappointed by the food in Asturias. On Friday night, for those of you who arrive before 10pm, we have a light dinner together in a local restaurant.
On Saturday evening, after the main run, we dine in our hotel, also famous for its fine food. On Sunday, after the Hare o’ the Dog run we have lunch in one of the local restaurants.

Where to sleep? Some people may want to lie down for a while. To avoid driving late at night it’s best to stay in Nava. We have booked the following hotels and all you need to do is inform us of your needs as soon as possible (there is very high demand for accommodation during festival weekend):
1. Hotel Villa de Nava: *** ( for registration, Saturday dinner, convoys etc)
Here are last year’s prices:
65€ double room, 45€ single, triple €85. Breakfast and VAT included.

2. Hotel Prida** (very central, comfortable and convenient)
Single, twin or double room €60; Triple €75. VAT included but not breakfast.

Weekend summary: arrive Friday evening or night, book into the hotel, register and get t-shirt, drinks and nibbles in the hotel. Freshen up, have dinner (not included in price) in our chosen restaurant and check out the 'fiestas' in Nava. Saturday morning: please yourself: festival activities in town include cider pouring and tasting; go for a walk; go to the beach etc. Run starts at 3pm approx. Dinner at 8pm. Night life. Sunday run at 12.00 noon, early lunch and head home, stay on the beach or whatever.

Wedge, or what’s it going to cost? I won’t have definite prices until later on May at the earliest but if you book and pay a deposit now I can guarantee you an Early Bird price of €45 till end of May only (I mean it this year). This will get you hotel priority, two runs, one dinner, one lunch, welcome drinks and snacks on Friday. You pay your own hotel bill.

What now? Register by paying a deposit and sending an e-mail to sirculchie@gmail.com stating:
name(s), sex, home hash and hash handle(s)
your hotel accommodation requirements (single, double or triple & which nights)
if attending Friday dinner at 10pm approx (approx. €20, not included in stated price)
food fads
Pay minimum deposit of €20 (full current price appreciated) to Sir Sir Culchie or, preferably, by bank transfer: details available.

Festival de la sidra - Ayuntamiento de Nava
www.ayto-nava.es
17:00h Prueba final del Concurso a las Mejores Sidras y Derivados de la Manzana Elaborados en Asturi...


 

       The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter