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Run No 1161 - Hares. 2-Pies & Daffa     

Place. Calahonda/Cabopino

 change of footwear and torches may be required.

 When. Sunday 5th September: ? pm

  Directions.

  LLS.

  ON ON

Plastic bottles of water

Your committee has decided that the Mijas H3 should have more environmental awareness especially with regard to the provision of water on hash runs.  In the summer months our consumption of water in small plastic bottles can be in excess of 120 bottles on a hash day and this is considered both wasteful and non eco friendly due to plastic not being bio degradable.

 We are currently resourcing suitable containers in order that hashers may bring their own water to the runs, when these are available the current practice of providing water in small bottles will be phased out. However water will still be available for top up from larger containers and a few small bottles will be available for visitors.

 We trust you will fully understand our reasoning and you will support this decision accordingly.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR DOG OWNERS

 The continued lack of respect by many dog owners for the Hash was raised at this weeks' mis-management committee meeting and the following  was agreed with immediate effect.

If owners bring their dog/s they will not  be allowed near the circle at the beginning of the run or after the run, not even on a lead! They can either be in a vehicle or tied to a vehicle/tree and furthermore during the run a reasonable degree of control should be exercised. The Hash does not have insurance for dogs causing accidents!

Apologies to the innocent canines and their owners.

   
 

 

Xmas 2007 Pictures     1000th Run Pictures     Summer Ball 2008   Xmas Party 2008

                                                                                                       New Years Eve Pictures

  Future Mijas Events

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23 August – Beach Bar BQ

Stiff Fanny and Streaky organising this special on Bikini Beach for the budget sum of €10 including hash fees. Contact Stiff / Streaky for more info.

 17 September – End of Summer Ball

Venue: El Chapparel Golf Club

Price: €30, includes cava and canapes reception, 3 course meal with additional cheese board, coffee and liquer to finish. wine on tap until midnight and in house entertainment.

Contact Streaky to book place 667 019 276

 02/03 October – Ceuta Weekend

We have now revived this cancelled event See Mummies Boy for more details

 31 October – Halloween Scary Away Day

Dipper,Karma and usual crowd have been coersed into providing us with one of their spectaculars in the rain

 17 December – Christmas Ball

At the old favourite Tamisa Hotel – Posh frocks and tuxes

 

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 Other hashes - Future Events

MADRID HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

PRESENTS

ASTURIAS 2010 

WHEN?  09-11th July

 Where? In Asturias, northern Spain or more precisely in Nava. Journey time is about four and a half hours by car from Madrid.

 Why? Why not? And all previous events in Asturias have been a great success; check out the Photo Gallery.  We had a great time.

 What do you get? Booze: It’s Cider Festival weekend in Nava and they need lots of help to drink the stuff. They also have beer, wines etc etc

Runs:

1. Magnificent mountain run on Saturday in the Peña Mayor in Bimenes. Long, short and medium variants.   

2. Atlantic ocean beach run in Rodilles near Villaviciosa, or somewhere similar, on Sunday.

 Grub: You won’t go hungry or disappointed by the food in Asturias. On Friday night, for those of you who arrive before 10pm, we have dinner together in El Titi, one of the best restaurants in Nava  (a great success the previous two years): traditional fare, good wine, beer and liquor.

On Saturday evening, after the main run, we dine in our hotel, also famous for its fine food.

 On Sunday, after the Hare o’ the Dog run we have lunch in La Escollera, with magnificent view of the sea.

T-Shirt: specially designed for the event.

Hash Olympics: following the example set by Tim Rat and Hanky Wanky.

 

Where to sleep? Some people may want to lie down for a while. To avoid driving late at night it’s best to stay in Nava. We have booked the following hotel and all you need to do is inform us of your needs before the end of May (there is very high demand for accommodation during festival weekend):

1. Hotel Villa de Nava: ***  

55€ double room, 35€ single, plus. 8% vat. Breakfast extra: €5 double; €3 single

    Weekend summary: arrive Friday evening or night, book into the hotel, register and get t-shirt, drinks and nibbles in the hotel. Freshen up, have dinner (not included in price) in El Titi and check out the 'fiestas' in Nava. Saturday morning: please yourself: festival activities in town include cider pouring and tasting; go for a walk; go to the beach etc. Run starts at 3pm approx. Dinner at 8pm. Night life. Sunday run at 12.00 noon, early lunch and head home, or whatever.

 Wedge, or what’s it going to cost? Early Bird price of €60 till end of May gets you two runs, t-shirt, one dinner, one lunch, welcome drinks and snacks on Friday and some after-hours drinking on Saturday night. You pay your own hotel bill. We have to insist on the end of May deadline for hotel bookings as the hotel wants a definite commitment.

 What now? Register by paying a deposit and then sending an e-mail to sirculchie@gmail.com  stating:

Ÿ  name(s), sex, home hash and hash handle(s)

Ÿ  your hotel accommodation requirements (single or double & which nights)

Ÿ   t-shirt size(s)

Ÿ  if attending Friday dinner at 10pm approx (approx. €20, not included in stated price)

Ÿ  food fads

 Pay minimum deposit of €20 (full €60 appreciated) to Sir Sir Culchie or Marina O’Hare, preferably by bank transfer:

CCC: 0073 0100 57 0404663036

IBAN en formato electrónico: ES1800730100570404663036 


 

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The Hash Commandments

  1. The GM is always right
  2. When the GM is wrong, Rule 1 applies
  3. The RA is always right except when Rule 1 applies and there shall be no defence.
  4. The RA checks on proper behaviour before, during and between runs. It is left to the RA's discretion as to whether he/she will ignore any transgression, give a private reprimand or make a charge. If a charge is made a penalty will automatically follow.
  5. The penalty for any transgression is one down-down, except when the charge is severe, when a penalty with shame shall apply. A penalty with shame is a down-down taken kneeling down (or on ice if any is available).
  6. Beer is to be drunk when down-downing or poured over your own head. Excessive waste may result in a second down-down with shame.
  7. No Whingers!.
  8. With joyous heart, every Hasher will give Hash Cash 4 Euros every run. Covers beer, water, crisps.
  9. Anyone having knowledge of a transgression by a fellow Hasher may make a charge during the down-downs. A charge will always result in a penalty for either the accused, the accuser, or both, at the discretion of the RA. Charges from the pack can be defended, but poor defence will result in a penalty with shame (see Rule 5).
  10. Intelligence is neither required or appreciated on the Hash. Thinking on the run is a punishable offence.
  11. Short-cutting is allowed. Being caught short cutting is a serious offence (see Rule 10). A short-cutter will be known as an SCB (Short Cutting Bastard).
  12. At more or less regular intervals, every Hasher will be asked to set a run. Since being a Hare is a great honour, refusals are neither expected nor accepted. If the run is passably good, the Hares will be awarded a down-down. If the run or anything about the run is considered to be below standard for MH3, the Hares may face the great honour of the Hash-Shit .
  13. Silent running is a punishable offence.
  14. Every Hasher will be given a Hash Name. They will subsequently be known only by this Hash Name. Failure to observe this rule will result in a charge
  15. The Hash has Internationally accepted forms of communication on the run:- When ON flour shout 'On-On'. When Checking shout 'Checking'. When calling someone back to the correct trail shout 'On Back'. All calling must be at an appropriately high decibel level.  Hashers caught shouting 'On-On' when not in sight of flour will be charged with misleading the Hash. (See Rule 23).
  16. All Hashers should be strongly committed to the Hash and attend gatherings whenever possible. Irregular attendance will be noticed and charged. (i.e. two consecutive absences).
  17. The Hash is a non-competitive run through the local countryside in order to encourage a thirst for beer that should already exist. Aggressive running is totally banned and is a punishable offence. Aggressive runners will be called FRB's (Front Running Bastards). Persistent FRB's may be awarded a down-down prior to a run to curb their enthusiasm.
  18. No crop bashing will occur during the run. Down-down with shame to the offenders.
  19. Stationary checking or refusal to check when so required by the RA will undoubtedly result in a charge.
  20. If the cars are sighted on the run, then the run is officially over and the Hash may proceed to the beer by the most direct route.
  21. Leading the Hash astray is easy. However, the perpetrator of this crime will surely be made to suffer.
  22. The rules are not comprehensive and therefore rule 23 applies.
  23. The GM can add, delete or change, any rule, at any time. No public announcement will be deemed necessary, however transgressions will still result in a charge.
  24. The Hash is democratic and fair but will obey the GM in all matter