Run 861 - 01 May 2005

Run 861- Enterrios 1st May 2005 

Hares – Perv and Trolley Dolly  

Virgins – Sarah  

Visitor –  Peter  “Jersey Bergerac” 

 Returners – El Cid, 5 Mil, Dogsy, Perv  etc.

 Christening – Plain Jane (our first time hare) now - Trolley Dolly

 25 hashers showed up promptly at 4.0. p.m to the picnic area on the Mijas Golf Road.  I was five minutes late and hence became your first time scribe!! Sorry to inflict this punishment on you undeserving lot.  I am new, so learning the rules - will be careful not be so tardy in future. 

 Thanks to Perv and first-time hare Trolley Dolly for a short and easy run through the Mijas Campo and riverbeds.  In contrast to last week’s Monda/Guaro  3 hour marathon it was a “walk in the park” They kindly allowed for those who had not had time for a Sunday shower to bathe their feet and to squelch their way back to the campsite.  Spitoon showed off his massive UPPER bodystrength by being a rider for at least three of the harriet  jockeys who were reluctant to wade through beechers brook which appeared very quickly on the run as the first hurdle. All my carefully placed plasters, a just punishment for new strappy summer sandals, were quickly washed downstream and now like El Cid,  I must spend this May Day with my leg up until the re-blisted blisters heal. 

 The terrain was for the most part flat and fairly uninteresting, however busloads of transvestites would have been in heaven for the array of skirts, blouses and cardies in a fetching red colour and available for free along the trail. A few budding trannies modelled them for our approval at the On On!!

 A big welcome back to El Cid.  What with him and (Peter) the Jersey Bergerac on this hash there will soon be as many ex-coppers on the costa as expat criminals. Also great to see that the Afrikanders did not incarcerate Gangplank,  returned to us 5 kilos heavier after stuffing his face, and who knows what else, in the South African bush. Did I say bush? Of course I meant brush.  Gangplank arrived back just in time to provide the paella pan for the superb On On.  However, he has asked me to say a big perdone to Mijas Ayuntamiento for the burnt tree trunk!!

 As I was pouring the luke warm, frothy beer for the down downs and did not realise at the time I would be the scribe,  I was not paying close attention to the scores but 861 was definitely worth an 8.5 in my opinion. The On On  deserved a 10.  Many thanks to Perv and congratulations to Trolley Dolly for her first hash set.

 ON ON – your scribe – Bendover