Run 888 - 16 Oct 2005
Run 888-Torremuelle
Sunday 16th October 2005
Hare: SpermAid & Rubherturd
Run started on tarmac, continued on tarmac, and ended on tarmac! There's all that countryside just a few k's out.............
But, Rub her Turd and Sperm Aid obviously put a lot of thought into the run and was eventually given around-about a 7-point something! Well done! There WAS a nice part of the run for us hill-billies from Alhaurin/Coin area, and that was the beach section.
(Nipple-count was very low!) We are not normally allowed down at sea level very often, because we get carried away and become almost human! That Everton supporter bloke, Flakey, had a tremendous day as Hash-Aberdasher and managed to sell an over-sized tee-shirt to a Yank who, or is that whom, is about to be deported!
But good luck LA (the Yank), (so good it was named once!) Anyway, hate Benal-whatever-its-ucking-called, got sodding lost trying to find the start, but enjoyed another Mijas Hash with Stiffany as Grand Mattress, and Dipper As RA to cleanse us of our sins. Spittoon was pis.......unable to award marks again......I had to pis.......go early to have Sunday lunch with my beloved......and then went home to the wife!
Sir Roy, bow and courtsy you peasants, read his autocue for next weeks' run, which will start opposite "hole 19" at Mijas golf.
YOUR SCRIBE,
SEMI-RETARD
