Run 865 - 23 May 2005

Run 865-Full Moon run

Monday 23rd May 2005 - Puerto Banus

Live Hares Karma Chameleon and Golden Cascade

This was total Hash madness…. after drinking copious amounts of alcohol and rolling in at 2.30am after Sunday's hash in Alpajata, I woke up on Monday morning with a horrendous hangover and a nagging feeling that I had arranged to do something…

I made a few phone calls and it was true, a full moon hash had been arranged, for tonight! Karma Chameleon and Flakey were supposed to be the hares, however, after being grounded for being a naughty boy and staying out far too late the evening before, Flakey was replaced at the eleventh hour by Golden Cascade.

The evening started well, with hashers meeting outside Sinatra’s bar and replenishing their alcohol levels, we were receiving a lot of attention - it could have been some thing to do with the fake bum!! We then had a short circle, and the Hares where off. A ten minute start and the cries of "On On" and the blowing of whistles alerted the somewhat bemused onlookers, we ran along the front of the port, past the Ferraris, the yachts and all those posh folk dressed to kill.

A check followed by another check and another check, we knew by then we had no prospect of catching the hares, but the moon was out and a gentle stroll along the beach was called for, followed by a speedy run back into town. After dragging the Harriet’s away from the shops and out of the bars we managed to have another quick circle.

The hares were awarded an excellent 9 and an unbelievable 8 from Spittoon, no returnees; we had all been there the night before, no virgins, although Perv tried to recruit a few along the way. We think we had three anniversaries Karma Chameleon had done 100 runs, Spittoon had done a lot, and my Dick had done 30.

After lots of very loud singing we decided it was time to leave before we got arrested, an excellent pizza accompanied by lots and lots of red wine and then back to casa Stiff for even more alcohol and a game or three of pool.

Thank god the Jacuzzi has gone on strike…

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