Run - 1806 & 1807- 11 & 12 June 2022 Glampout 2

Mijas Hash House Harriers Scribe report.

Glamp out weekend 2022.

Date: Friday 10th, Saturday 11th and Sunday 12th June 2022

Run number: Saturday 1806 and Sunday 1807

Hares: Kindergarden Cop, Super Pooper and SARS

Location: Traifa

Virgins: 1 Sabina

Visitors: 22 Rota H3, Drunken Bulls H3, Swedish H3, Axarquia H3

Returners: Yogi Bear, Suxit, Inside her, Chutney Ferret (Grasshopper), Mistress, Dr Flatus, Angel face, Dog Face, Pearl Necklace, Radio Kaka, BJ by a DJ.

Number of runners: 63

Anniversaries: Sperm aid 335 runs, Cordless shaver 25 runs, Sir Flakey 720 runs.

Sunday anniversaries. Chicken George 60 runs, Sir Rub her Turd 400 runs, Nikki Beach 40 runs, Kennel 15 runs, Suxit and Inside her 30 runs, Dead end 20 runs and Chutney Ferret and Mistress 15 runs.

Great to be back at “Mason de Sancho” in Tarifa for what should be a great weekend of fun! We had visitors from Rota Hash, Drunken Bulls Hash from Javier, Axarquia Hash and a lady from the Swedish hash “Running Nuts”, Blown a Seal and AA HTFIA had flown in from Stuttgart.

While the Costa del Sol baked in a heat wave, we were in a pleasant mid 20deg C weather and a strong breeze! the Hares even advised about bringing a light weight jacket!!! The jacket was not really needed but some lead divers boots would have come in handy as the wind must have been about 80kts!

Friday night was a blast, after registration the Hash bar opened and Colonic got his DJ duties underway, cocktails were flowing, beer and wine all cooled to perfection, and the Gin and Tonics were proving very popular, except for “Rub Her Turd” who had been sternly advised by “Sperm Aid” he was not permitted any after his Vomiting exploits at last year’s Glamp out!!! The Bar shut down at 12.00 which I don’t even remember, but the next day on seeing all the photos of us all dancing on the Table tops, and “From Behind” and “Blanca Wanka” togue wrestling, (apparently they have an item for some time but chose the Glamp out to “Come out”) it definitely looked like we were all having a great time.

How Colonic and 5 Knuckle shuffle managed to get up the next day and make a full breakfast is outstanding, I just about managed to make before they started clearing up! Orange juice, cereals, yogurt, fruit, Full English fry up, with toast and a proper coffee machine!!! Bloody marvellous, great start to the day.

We were advised to meet at the pool for 12.00 and for run details, Super Pooper explained all the marking in google goop language and that we had to go in our cars to the run start, “Just passed the Look out point, turn off to the left” well that turned out to be a few kilometres passed the look out point!! Kindagarden Cop in his High vis jacket directed us off the main road, we then had a few more Kilometers of dirt road down to the water’s, getting out of the cars we were hit with gale force winds! While we were waiting for the reast of the pack we took in the views over to Africa, absolutely fantastic. You had to watch where you were standing as the place was covered in cow shit, the cows were actually very close and down wind, one cow decided to have a piss, unfortunately with wind being so strong the piss spay made it to the unaware

hash group, seeing were all this spray was coming from the pack quickly moved out of the way of the Piss spray, all except “Blanka Wanker” whom was oblivious and quite enjoyed the feeling of “Sea spray” on her face!! That was until she was shown were it was actually coming from! OMG sprinting away rubbing her face, proclaiming that she thought it was strange as it did not have a salty taste!!!

With All, hashers now present the Hares pointed in the direction of Tarifa On On was called, and the pack headed off down a small trail along the cliff edge, it was not long till the first injury, one of the German brothers, twisted his ankle, he hobbled on moaning something German about losing two world wars and one world cup! We regrouped after a very long Back check which had the pack together again, the trail now headed up the side of the hill, as this is a restricted military area there was bunkers and gun posts every were, I passed “Froggy” I could she was struggling with the strong winds being of slight build, being a gentleman and concerned that she could be sweep away any minute I discreetly dropped a few rocks in her back pack, this worked a treat, she looked a lot more stable arguable she did struggle with the weight issue going up the steep incline but “Safety first”.

The pack managed to make the “Beer Stop” at the Eagles nest an abandoned look out post, fantastic spot and a much-needed shelter from the wind, with the pack rehydrated the pack split into two wimps and walkers and the Runners and macho hasher, I got them mixed up and ended on the macho run!

The trail continued up the hill eventually making its way out into the road that we drove in on, now it was an easy stroll down hill, the last section was on a pleasant off-road track to the parked cars !! well done a enjoyable loop! Back in the cars and back to the Glamp site, and a meet up for another pool side circle.

On returning the pack were treated to very tasty Ham and cheese wrap, the pack then congregated around the pool, GM “Sandra Bollox” got proceedings under way, with the traditional marking for the run, a 9.3 was given for a great effort, with the usual formalities out of the way our very own RA “Cardinal Colonic” took over the circle with his usual wit and very PC antics. He called in “Dead ends” partner for a hash naming, after a few offerings from the circle

“Creamasian” was awarded to him! I hope we will see him again! Rota and Drunken Bulls Hash did their bit in the circle, questioning the MH3 insurance policy? All good fun.

On On into the evening with the “Glamp out” Gala dinner, fine food with good wine followed by the traditional hash singing, from here everyone adjourned to the Hash bar for even more drinking as if this was not enough the it then continued late into the night around the pool.

Day two Sunday. Run 1807.

Colonic and 5 Knuckle shuffle do it again, with an amazing breakfast, well done, it was good to see every one helping out and getting the kitchen organised.

With breakfast out of the way the poolside debrief on today’s run got underway. No car needed today straight out of the Hotel and turn left On On, the trail took us off the road and down a step prickly embankment into a flowing stream, on under the bridge to yet another prickly climb up, the embankment was very steep and prickly the Harriet’s we starting to moan about having heavily scratched legs! We eventually made it out on the a dirt road, the check here had the pack regrouped, on on down the track and a welcome beer stop at a very pleasant pic nic area, with everyone hydrated we continued down the dirt track to another check, with the main road in front of us we were all sure it was not that way, a well concealed trail took us parallel with the main road until we came to a tunnel, this lead us safely under the main road, the trail then took us thru some wide open pastoral fields, a single track trail heading back towards the Hotel, a few easy checks had the pack spread out, but it was an enjoyable trail, it was not too long before the familiar view of our outward trail came into view and a big “On In” in flour marking confirmed we were home.

On on to the pool for the circle. The GM “Sandra Bollox” opened proceedings and a 9.5 was awarded to the Hares for another good run, and not too long!

We were then entertained and cleansed by our RA Colonic who as usual made an extra effort and came as “Braveheart” Painted face and a Scottish skirt! Today the Drunken Bulls Hash and Rota Hash were more vocal, I am sure the photos will explain it better than me. “Token Prick” from Rota Hash got more

outrageous as the down downs when on, stories of him resting his token member on our GM`s Shoulder the night before came out and moved on to him naming one of our Harriett’s no name Lisa, she is now “Gag Reflex” (I don’t think we will see her again !!!) Circle was closed with the GM asking the pack if they would like to come back here next year? Yes, was the response! So, let’s wait and see what else comes up! One thing for sure it will be a lot of fun.

Well done to ALL involved it was an amazing amount of effort and much appreciated, thanks to “Sperm Aid” and “Rub her turd” for the tee shirts and Sir Flakey for the sponsoring the song book.

On On Forever.

Your Scribe, Sir Flakey