Run - 1891 - 31 December 2023 New Year's Eve

Run 1891 Los Pacos

Hashers settle down it’s jackanory time….

Before the run was even underway we had one hare who was very hungover (colonic) and one extremely grumpy Sir Flakey. He rightly wanted to know where the hell all the hashers that were going to the on on at his house were? Muttering darkly about people only wanting good food at a cheap price and in future hashers who did not attend the run would not be allowed at an on on at his house. We had two virgins on the run Lesley and Seb. The two chefs turned up with pies for the run and to tell everyone what to expect for the NYE on on. Steph asked if anyone could re home an old dog that she was looking after and Jerry can quickly asked why she was getting rid of Flakey. Sir Flakey wanted all to do the macho run as it would be brilliant and the wimps run was rubbish. Well 7 of us disobeyed him and did the wimps only to get to the beer stop before the hares. We didn’t know if we had missed it and STTI was walking around like a beer divining rod to try and find the beer. Sir Flakey and Colonic eventually arrived and parked the car on a ridiculous slant at the bottom of the El Toro. Of course as they opened the boot everything started to slide out and Sir Flakey slammed the boot shut right on Colonics finger. Well the sky around Colonic was very blue with the language and howls of pain. Some first aid was given by STTI but the Virgin Hasher Lesley had to take colonic off to the hospital. Gang bang was relieved that it wasn’t his wanking hand. Visiting hasher dickade commentated that the mijas hash was dangerous and that we needed our own ward at the local hospital. Dead End helpfully said well if things went really wrong he could sort it. We still managed a great beer stop with a fantastic view and lovely pies by the bull. Yogi got excited and just had to touch the bull’s gonads. The hash continued and in true Sir Flakey style we had to scramble through barbed wire and jump off walls. Back at the circle Flakey produced an axe which he wielded while people were giving the score for the run. We were all sensible and gave good scores as we didn’t like the maniacal glint in his eyes. Sir rub her turd was a ridiculous stand in for colonic but he was pretending to be a hare with his hare shirt. Colonic did eventually make it back to the circle and thankfully his finger was not broken. Rick O Shea gave many punishment for anything he could think of including to everyone who owned a white car. Eventually the circle closed and we all dashed off to get ready for the on on.

Barkie

Anniversarios

Dead End 30

Pister Bradwee 125

Pepper Grinder 145

Gang Bang 435