Run - 1928 - 1 September 2024
Run no. 1928 – A Lovely 11am start.
Hares: Cardinal Colonic Irrigation & 5 Knuckle Shuffle
DATE: Sunday 1st September Time:11:00
Location: Exercise park behind Aldi
Hashers in attendance:26 + 2 Hares
Visitors Carol
Virgin No name Just Christopher
Marks awarded: 9.6/10
Anniversarios: Bloody Pinocchio 130, Just Say When 530, Big Mouth 50 (gets a new Mug)
Scribe: STTI
We gathered at what most thought was a rather early time to get out of bed. Did we hear things like “it’s Sunday shag day, but we can’t miss Klonk and 5ks's hash. Surely it will be trail we have never done before.” We welcomed just Christopher, another good looking son of freckle fanny. And Virgin Carol who is a buddy of STTI and Rick O’Shea’s from Bahrain days. Maybe, soon to be living here. Along with Marian they were introduced to the odd bunch we are and asked to remember our names for a later test. Runners were told they had an 11 km run and nobody believed that. Has Klonk ever set such long trail on such a hot day? A fairly familiar trail some of of us have done twice in the last 2 months but when the hare is bullied into laying trail for his birthday to make up for the trail he laid for that other hash.. ppp t, that’s acceptable (ps hare raiser really needs a hare for sep 15 back to school run) Drunk stop in the tunnel and shade at last and a short cut available back to the circle. Assistant RA Rick O’Shea or Stick O’Shea this week as he was wielding his Botha (stick in irish) for those who’s bottoms he felt needing a light touch up. The RA brought his ice blocks in the beer coolers (in pieces) hoping not to sit on ice. But Rick O’Shea was one step ahead of them Just Gemma was wished happy birthday with a proper cake, no recipe available for one on her head. And then was christened and shall forever be known as ‘legs apart’. Bad weasel, fat bastard and from behind were brought in as examples of what happens to your fitness when you’ve hashed a long time.
We had lost of returners from their summer holidays and welcomed the 2 new cute additions to Stiffanny and Sir flakeys home. So tiny they fit into a cake box
On on to an Indian we all love to go to. Palace of India. And the summer ball.
Did I mention we need a hare for sep 15 back to school run.
On on
STTI
Ps virgin Carol said she enjoyed it but was buggered and went straight to bed.
