Run - 1953 - 23rd February 2025

Written By 5KS

Run – 1953 – 23rd February 2025

Hare: Stiffany, Belgian MILF and Lilo Lil

Location: Calle Doma, Las Lagunas

Anniversaries: Belgian MILF 25, Pearl Necklace 60, Pisses Bradwee 75, STTI 145,

Cardinal Clonk 605, Sir Flakey 785

Hashers: 34

Visitors: Sean and Julie

Run score: 9.1

34 of us gathered on a beautiful day in a garbage dump come dog toilet masquerading as

a parking lot. For the second time this year Kaka Maps volunteered me to be scribe. So

Kaka, as you are still a schoolboy, like the punishment handed out to us back when I was

in school but probably no longer used, you must write out a hundred times “I must not

volunteer Dogface to be scribe”. A hundred times, handwritten, not copied and pasted on

your computer, and hand it in to me next Sunday.

The trail, we were informed, was pretty flat, nice and easy. Like fuck it was. Sir Flakey

commented after the run that after doing it he was considering moving to Holland. The

hares also reminded us to mark the checks, ignoring the fact that if you have endless

marks before you get to an F you can never be sure if you are on or not.

And off we went, following an excellent, very well-marked trail with beautiful views. It

was certainly challenging including the wimps trail. One of the wimps said it was 9.7

kilometers, which is a tad on the long side. But everyone, including our visitors, made it

to the first drink check. There Lilo Lil explained that the next part of the trail, which was

to the cava stop, was just two kilometers and mostly downhill and flat. Those that felt

they really couldn’t manage it were asked to stay back to be given a short cut. A majority

of the pack opted for the latter, thereby avoiding a trail that went down a paved road. But

only for a bit. After which it was back into the campo for another dose of steep hills.

I have never seen the point of having two drink stops. Actually I’ve never seen the point

of drink stops period. Do your exercise and then get your refreshment was how I was

brought up in the world of hashing. And having a drink stop two hundred meters from the

end of trail is even more pointless. Let’s just get to the cars, get the seats out, get changed

if you want.

So with two drink stops and a longish and challenging trail the first person got back to the

start in just under three hours. Numerous down downs were given, including the two

virgins, Special Price visiting from Norway, and Cat House and a weird name I can’t

remember from Granada, who were there to plug the first anniversary of the Granada

hash, the weekend of May 11. Sign up if you want to go. Salmonella Rushdie was given a

down down for eating pork, Rick O’Shea for having half his teeth out, Yogi was given

the sleeve for something or other. He then proceeded to give himself a down down

whereby he drank out of Elephant Arse’s old shoes. Strange behavior. After which we

proceeded to an excellent on after.

On On

Dogface

5KS
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