Run - 1957 - 23rd March 2025

Mar 24

Written By 5KS

Run #1957. 23rd March 2025

Location: Mijas

Hares: Golden Cascade & Kindergarten Cop

Visitors: None

Virgins: Millie No Name

Pack Size: 19 + 2 Hares

Anniversarios: Big Brother 75, Dog Face 85,

Run 1957

Hash Scribe:

Hares -

‘Golden Cascade’

‘Kindergarten Cop’

As Intrepid Mijas Hashers we were not put off by the threat of rain, hail, a looming storm lurking ominously over the Mijas Pueblo mountain peaks.

So we set off, clad in many layers of waterproofing, umbrellas, hats, gloves, ponchos, you name it, we had it.

Courageously, ‘Golden Cascade’ whilst battling a nasty Hash bug, carried on regardless with her ‘Duty to do’, taking drinks to the beer stop. Home would have been a better place, in what became freezing conditions.

Whilst our other Hare clad in his back to front poncho, proved to be useless, as once his hood was up he was blind.

So, as we were winding our way down into the depths of a gorge, flanked on either side with vibrant Spring flora, lulled into a false sense that the rain had passed.

Once down we weaved our way along what normally would be a dry river bed, not today! The rain deluged down on us. A few wet feet ensued.

Then a strange voice was heard.

Did anybody know that AI has come to the Hash?

A distinctive AI style voice boomed down from on high, to fellow Hashers wending their way along the rather more than moist, river bed.

“GO - - UP - - THE - - BANK.

TURN - - RIGHT - - AT - - THE - - TOP”

Can someone own up to those calls?

Sir Flakey noted it was as if we were somewhat hard of hearing, or suffered from a lack of comprehending the English language.

This AI ROBOT voice continued to boomed out, until - “I’ve lost my phone” broke in, a freaked out little alarmed call.

We all had visions of a soggy phone somewhere back on the trail. Fortunately for ‘Danish Milf’, after much Hasher concern and phone calls, she actually had it on her person all the time!

Emergency over, and having followed our Hasher AI robot instructions, we made our way up towards the beer stop, endlessly, or so it seemed. We paddled, we climbed, we encountered a ski area!! Well a wee exaggeration, a few meters of very thick HAIL STONES! Welcome to sunny Spain.

Amazing weather conditions.

‘Garden Stool’ is to be congratulated on her powers of observation, where male Hashers including ‘RickOshea’, were bumbling along in front, chatting away, regardless of noticing any Hash markings‘, ‘Garden Stool’ got us all back on the right trail.

They say women talk, ha! Oh, am I allowed to use the word ‘women’ anymore?

In the oversensitive world.

Better everyone becomes a Hasher and toughen up.

My thought for the day!

We were all very relieved to meet up with Golden Cascade for the well earned beer stop. Then our only way was up and ‘On In’.

Enjoying marvellous views of the amazing architectural structures to be seen in the overhanging cliff side, natural sculptures.

Soaking wet and pretty damned cold we shivered our way to the circle.

To be bathed in glorious late afternoon sunshine and entertainment.

Red Hot Chillie was found playing with her shoe horn in the circle, while Stiff Annie went home to electrocute herself. She certainly did return looking cute, with a permanent wave.

The On On held at Balcón de Mijas in the Peublo, was welcomed as a warm spot with gas heaters to warm our cockles etc. Bomba drinks went down a treat. Hash haberdashery was impeded by the freezing conditions outside.

And so another Hashy Sunday drew to a successful close.

CONGRATULATIONS to our Hares

9.5 trail score!

Good stuff

Character building

On On to next week’s run.

Your scribe:

Sandpaper Sally