Run - 1970 - 15th June 2025

Jun 16

Written By 5KS

Run 1970

Date: Sunday 15 th June 2025

Hares: Muzzle’Im & Speedbumps

Location: El Faro

Visitors: Just Kevin, Just Annette, Scratchy

Scribe: JerryCan

3.30 came and went, then 3.40. The pack were getting impatient. No cold drinks! Where are the Hares? We could see their cars, and their chairs, but no sign of them! Finally, they ambled down at 3.50 looking freshly showered from their afternoon shag (sorry, siesta). A good turnout of 24 followed familiar terrain out of the urbanisation and into the campo. Runner and walker splits kept the pack together well. The trail in sunshine and shade differed slightly from previous outings, though the beer and cava stops were where they usually are. Back at the circle, we had to wait for Speedbumps to work out who had not registered for the

OnOn as the numbers did not tally and the restaurant was not happy. The culprits turned out to be Gang Bang and Scratchy, though they pleaded their innocence. For the trail, the pack said mostly good things and mostly awarded scores of 9 (or 9+). We didn’t get an overall average as Mummys Boy was sleeping. The Stand-in GM (JerryCan) awarded DDS to the visitors (Kevin and Annette, friends of Mistress & Chutney) and long-time returners (Pepper Grinder, Scratchy, Mistress, ChutneyFerret). The Stand-in RA (some stranger calling himself Colonic Irrigation) firstly called Mummys Boy to be seated in the middle of the circle (which took some time), who then informed the pack that it was Father’s Day and how he’d had good wishes from all corners of the globe. He’sadmitted to 6 kids, but looks like there could be more lurking out there! The RA then awarded DDs, including:

 Muzzle’Im sleeved for driving over the key pot and damaging some car keys;

 Clit Hero Kid for doing the second runners trail backwards thinking he was ‘on trail’;

 The Hares sleeved several times for upsetting the RA;

 And others that I can’t remember.

The GM awarded DDs to Smiler & Pepper Grinder for incessant talking during the circle.

Unrepentant, Smiler continued nattering and was punished a second time.

Anniversarios were awarded to Muzzle’Im (105) and Bloody Pinnochio (150).

Farewell DDs were given to Big Mouth, Big Brother, Rub Her Turd, and Spermaid who are all

heading back to northern Europe for the summer. They were called ‘c***s’ and encouraged to

‘f**k off’.

Aguasex made a plea for hares in July and August. So if you’re reading this, please put your

name forward.