Run - 1972 - 29th June 2025 The Pool Run
Run number - 1972. Annual Pool run.
Location - El Coto behind Aldi.
Hares ( also chefs and mixologists) - Stiffanny and Aguasex.
Visitors - Chocolate Orange and a man with no name??
No virgins.
Returners - Legs apart and Fat Bastard.
Anniversarios- Belgium Milf - 40. French erection - 290. Up yer bum joined- 810. Sandra Bollox - 150.
Circle formed under a nice shady tree although the smell of doggy do suggested it was a popular location for the local walkers to take their 4 legged friends!!
Hares explained there would be 5 pools, there wasn’t a walkers and a runners trail, all doing the same on this extremely hot Sunday afternoon. The walk started through a load of bamboo along the river bed, it was going to be a tough trail with French erection falling at the first hurdle. There were hills, some steep and some manageable. The markings seem to go a bit haywire for the first kilometre with Hashers going off in all directions, 1 group found pool 5 before pool 1 but with some guidance on the phone they eventually got there only to find the pool was 1 they had picked up from the rubbish area and had certainly seen better days. We did get an ice lolly though cocktails didn’t seem to be available at this stop.
The trail then made its way round to another 4 pools(Thank you Dipper ,Smiler, Aguasex , Stiffanny and Sir Flakey) I’m not sure I would want a load of sweaty Hashers in my pool!!! . The cocktails were well appreciated, Rum punch, Sangria and Pina colada.
What with all the stops this took more time than anticipated so back at the circle we were advised no chairs to hurry things along(not sure that really worked) where GM came in to challenge the visitors with names. Chocolate Orange did well but no name man( sorry if you read this but I didn’t write down your name) started to say all sorts of names from a different hash group!!
RA took over the circle, Colonic immediately put on the ice for insulting the GM, Hope you’ve found your genitals again!!! By the time he had come off it there wasn’t much ice left with the RA complaining about what he was going to put in his coffee in the morning.
Dead end also on ice for being late, the consensus was he would be late for his own funeral!!
RA had clearly had too many cocktails as seemed to struggle with most hash names which his good lady wife had done even before the cocktails telling the visitors her name was Insdie her and not STTI.
NFF put on ice for doing some midnight shopping whilst pissed, picture of the toys she bought will be published at some point on the WhatsApp group!!
Legs apart and Fat bastard also given a down down for attempting some heavy petting in one of the pools(pool 4 I believe) that Jerrycan was most perturbed about having to witness.
Run score 9.6
Circle closed and we all went back to Stiffanny and Sir Flakeys for the most amazing food, platters of meats , cheeses, BBQ cooked by 5KS and platters of fruit for deserts. Amazing ON ON for sure.
