Run - 2015 - 26th April 2026
Run 2015
Hare: Jerry Can
Site: Elviria
So, not having attended a Mijas (phthew...) run in yonks, Lip Service and I made an appearance
somewhere in the Elviria area to see how things were hanging. I immediately got saddled with the
Hash report – not having been on the actual run and not knowing most of the new members of this
motley crew...
“Don't worry”, said Kindergarten Cop, “people always make things up and the only thing people
care about is reading their name anyway”. So here goes.
Of the 28 people that did the trail, Bloody Pinochio came in first, celebrating yet another win
jubilantly. STTI, Aquasex, and Speed Bumps got lost as they were chatting their butts off and
couldn't be arsed to check the flour. Belgian MILF, Jock in Frock, King Kanute, Mistress, Pister
Bradwee, Rick O'Shea, Smiler, Muzzle'im, Ginger Minge, Abettin, Blind Dick, Garden stools,
Hamaroids, Half Pipe, and Need a Handjob were all jostling for rank but ended up eating BP's dust
anyway. From what I understand, the run was short but sweet, with some ups and some downs,
some laughter and some tears, and surprisingly no Pinochio bleeding all over the place.
Happy Days accompanied us to the beer stop and enjoyed one of the ice-cold beers that Jerry Can
had lovelingly stored in his fridge overnight.
The circle was highly amusing, with witty banter provided by both Kindergarten and Rick, as usual.
The only punishment I remember was for Kinder, who in his eagerness to save money on a flight
ended up buying a return flight to the UK and one other single one back to Malaga...
After all that fun, we relocated to the Mini Indian restaurant, where we had a delightful meal and
indulged in lots of plonk (although some abstemious Hashers preferred to stick to tap water). A
great time was had by all those mentioned above – if you weren't mentioned I appologize in
advance, but I had some trouble deciphering the Hash Cash's handwriting which was in Scottish...
On on!
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