Run # 2030 2nd August 2026
Hares Just Say When and Mummies Boy
Anniversaries Piss Pot 15, Buggered in Woods 55
Virgins Carlos
We met under a cloudless sky, with some arriving earlier than others.... I blamed the Google nav that took us to the Alhurin monument thingy...
Anyway, we eventually got cracking with Pister Bradwee, Bloody Pinnochio, Bad Weasel and Chocolate Starfish as the runners. The rest of us as walkers.
It was a hot first half, mainly round the traffic roundabout in a series of exotic spurs. Several dogs encouraged us on our way; however, most of us were quite thankful of the 6 foot fence between us and said dogs!! The beer stop was a welcome relief, with the added bonus of chocolate cake to boost energy levels.
The second half after the b.s. eased a little, apart from a dip past the hotel into a leafy, thorny hollow. Some of us scrambled back to the road sporting parallel scratches which looked quite fetching...
Enthusiasm for some was clearly waning, as the sight of the cars was simply too much and most Hashers just flopped into chairs and began drinking heavily. However, a stoic few heroes carried on for the extra loop. Probably because there was an additional b.s.
Imagine our surprise when No Name William and Virgin Carlos appeared in the support car instead of on foot. There was another hasher who returned in the car whose name I'm not sure of.
A quick circle ensued, with the added hilarity of Pister Bradwee having to drink beer from his (historically undeclared new) trainer. No Name James yet again had to drink from his slider, classed as inappropriate footwear. He's presently in intensive care.
The ON ON was at The Boma which provided good food, refreshments and entertainment. Expecially when the top blew off a fresh beer keg and drenched the waitress as well as popping the electricity....
Another good day hashing.
