Mijas H3 - Hash Flash Master Bates - Run 1734 - 14 Feb 2021 - Photo 34.jpg

Hash Stats:
Location: La Cala.
Hares: Sir Flakey and Stiffany
Number of Hounds: 25
Marks for the Run: 8.9/10.
Visitors: None
Virgins: None
Returners: None
Anniversarios:
025 “Sars”
025 “Super Pooper”
180 “French Erection”
230 “Jerry Can”
300 “Uncle Fester”
495 “Stiffanny”
625 “Kindergarden Cop”

Hash Narrative:

So, we all gathered just before 1pm (Respecting social distancing and wearing masks too, of course) at the top of la Cala and a spectacular view!

Off we went. The runners were sent up the hill to a False to allow the wimps to set off on the short walk to the beer stop. ( Bastards )

Great trail to the beer stop but some confusion at the river bed. Anyway, most got there in time except for Gang Bang and Elvis who was dragging his feet to put it mildly. Luckily, Kinder rescued him!

Then Back through the campó to the Cava Stop!

At this point, no sign of Kinder, Gang bang, Elvis, Petrol-Liam of his mum!

We waited but then thought fuk-um(which is Thai for we are so worried) Eventually, Stiffanny and Sticky Tart went on the Hunt for Red October and the others. They returned soon after and the excuse was they Kindergarten got them all lost!

In the Circle some punishment was given by yours truly for some petty crimes but Sooper Pooper took the biscuit.

This is why....

Some time ago in Sweden he was driving along in the snow an spotted an old man standing by the roadside with no coat and obviously freezing. Sooper Pooper pulled over and asked the man if he wanted a lift. The Old man agreed and off they went.

During the drive he asked the old man where he was going, the old man did not know so super pooper asked him where he lived. The man replied I live in Stockholm which was about 200 km away. Super pooper said I will take you to the train station and you should be able to get home from there but I have no money to give you don’t worry sai the old man, that’s fine. They arrived to the train station and he asked the guard to put him on the train to Stockholm. the Guard said well he has no money so super gave him the money to go to Stockholm they said goodbye and super pooper felt so pleased and so happy that he had helped somebody out of trouble.

When he got home he told his wife about what he had done and was so proud his wife said well did you collect this man he said on the Side of the road 1 mile from the train station his wife and told him you know that’s an old peoples home next to there and most of the patients have Alzheimer’s.

Whoops, you guessed it super pooper just sent the old man back home where he lived 30 years ago!

Old Macdonald had Alzheimer’s.......🤔

Your Scribe,

Love, Colonic x

Happy 82nd to Karma Chameleon🎁🥂🎂

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