Run 1768 - 26 September 2021
Date: September 26th
Hares: Cardinal Colonic & 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Run Number: 1768
Location: Waste ground of Fuengirola (Elvis’s School)
Number of Hashers: 25
Virgins: none
Visitors: none
Run Score: 9.something
Anniversaries: none
Report:
When is the best the best? Or not. Or is it the best ? Or is it the best of the best? Only the best will know. That is the question.
Sounds like the madness of a hasher debating who has ever done the best hash, and in one's head it is. Although in this case it was clearly not the best hash ever done in the history of Mijas hash, but...... drumroll...... a contender or stand out champion for the best marked hash in the history of hashing. I'd go so far to say globally.
Cardinal Colonic and 5 Knuckle excelled themselves but more of that later.
This is the post Summer party hash so promises of a short flat stroll through well chartered territory brought 25 hashers out of their Friday night stupor. The dusty waste ground was a taster of virtually the entire route, again in terms of markings, all hashers of every ability were catered for.
Super wimps..... a walk round the car park (almost)
Wimps - an early finish avoiding another waste ground.
Machos - covering most of the waste ground of higher Fuengirola.
With a late surge in temperatures and sunshine highlighting the flour and chalk, there was really no excuse to lose any hashers particularly as the Hares had introduced an idiot proof marking system .
"OH OH, OH NO, NO NO" chanted the pack. Exasperating Clonk, he replied "are you lot illiterate? It says ON ON." He instructed "If you are reading NO NO then you are going backwards."
Off we went.
Flour as bold as sunflowers was strewn along the route. Clearly defined by a splodger that had nanotech advancement. Really who needs AI algorithms when Clonk & 5 Knuckle get on their splodging horses.
Never mind the scenery wasn't spectacular, the markings were. Who needs to look at graffiti and derelict property when these two have engineered to precision a new era of laying flour to lead hashers astray. ONE DAY all hashers will have a laser splodger like theirs.
My debating ends here as I have other jobs to do... namely trying to salvage a business from the wreck of Covid. Has anyone seen our website www.villaholidayrentalspain.com ?
If you are hungry for more; the rest of the hash is covered by Flash Google Masterbates and his videos which capture all the shenanigans of the circle (head to our FB page). You'll see clearly the dynamic duo receive a resounding 9.something for their efforts.
ON ON to the next hash!
Shagadelick
