Run - 1785 - 23 January 2022
Date: 23/01/22
Hash Run number 1785
Hares: Gangbang & Sandra Bollox
Location: La Cala
Virgins: Ferija
Visitors: Rick O Shea & STTI
Number of runners: 38
Anniversarios: Karma Chameleon 505; French Erection 210; Volley Ballo 25
Runn Score: 9
The run started with everyone getting lost trying to find the circle. Eventually with a new pin we all parked near a farm and formed a circle right outside an extremely unhappy farmer’s gate. We had to close the circle quickly and move all the vehicles before starting the run in case the farmer complained to the old bill or started to shoot at us.
The 2 km to the cava stop was uneventful with a few hills and lots of fences. Chocolate Starfish managed to find his way to the Cava Stop first and managed not to get lost. Here we had excellent cava and shortbread.
Colonic, Blanka Wanka and Where’s The Off Switch got hopelessly lost and Colonic nearly got stuck in a fence.
Bravefart hurdled half of the runners into his vehicle to get us to the beer stop down on a river bed. He also had a stationary cabinet, lots of beer and an anvil in there. Prepared for every eventuality!
Salmonella Rushti won the competitive running this time, just beating Just Say When. Several hours later the lost souls arrived for beer and crisps.
Then the last stage of the run back to the new A site began and there was plenty of competitive running, including front running hashers cheating by climbing onto the Landrover side boards.
It was almost dark by the time the rest of the pack showed up for the circle where there were plenty of down downs for visitors who have hashed in Asia with a Virgin, for Yogi being disrespectful, for Gangbang who realised Colonic had another new car four days after he bought it, for the competitive runners, Golden Cascades, Just Say When and Salmonella Rushti, for all the Scottish (it being a Tartan run) and for the hares who got very pissed instead of planning the run and for the anniversaries.
Then in was off to the On On at Pure Asia – beautiful food and lots of takeaways as there was so much of it!
A fantastic run that had me laughing all afternoon and evening!
On On!
Your Scribe, Buggered In The Woods
