Run -1834 - 18th December 2022
Date:18/12/2022
Hares: Blanka Wanka and From Behind
Run Number: 1834
Location: Mijas Campo
Number of Hashers: 26.
Virgins: None
Visitors: None
Run Score: 9.3
Anniversaries: Karma C 545, Blanka Wanka 60, Masterbates 180!
Report: Well, the car park was found in a picturesque location, just hopping distance from Frog Hall.
The GM, Sandra Bollocks, welcomed us all to the hash and introduced the Hares, Blanka Wanka and From Behind, who were fashionably dressed as pirates, prompting all and sundry to check that their belongings were securely locked in their cars!
The Hares then gave us a not so brief set of instructions to follow. Trail marks were on the left, except when they were on the right. Three blobs together signalled a change in direction. No false trails! Hundreds of checks including one with beer and cava, split trails, 5km for the wimps and 6.5 for the more adventurous.
Off we went then, most of us in our best Chrimbo outfits and the fearsome pirates as well. We followed a few roads before disappearing into the Campo. Lots of shiggy and a few hills here and there before we eventually hit the beer/cava stop. Those hills had certainly worked up a good thirst and the cava disappeared very quickly. The Hares dutifully informed us that it was only 1.5km back to the start. They were lying through their teeth! The trail led down to a river bed and after meandering along for what must have been 5km, Mistress and your scribe came to the conclusion that we were seriously lost. We did a u turn, hacked our way through a jungle, up a steep hill onto a roadway. Multiple phone calls from Chutney Ferret, who was seriously worried that RickOShea had kidnapped his missus and sold her off as a sex slave! We made the circle just in time to give the run a score.
Our RA, very impressivly dressed as Captain Cockswallow took control of proceedings and handed out numerous punishments. The pirates, Aquasex, Blanka Wanka, From Behind and Capt'n Cock were made to walk the plank. RickOShea for trying to empty his pool with a bucket then realising that he had a pump all along. Numerous crimes from the 12 pubs of Christmas crawl.
Last but not least was Just Böel who was sporting a plaster cast on her left arm as a result of some shenanigans in Yogi Bear's man cave post pub crawl. She claimed to have fallen down some steps in the darkness, but nobody was buying into that! There's a hash name in there somewhere, but the naming ceremony has been deferred until next hash.
The on on was held in Frog Hall with Aquasex and Hugh supplying lots of Christmas treats and the football final.
Thanks to you both.
Your scribe wishes you all a very hashy Christmas and may you all enjoy your hangovers!
