Run - 1804 - 29 May 2022

Run 1804

29 May 2022

Hares: salmonella Rushdi and Help from queen of trails.

Place Salmonella Rushdi‘s cave.

Time 11 o’clock in the fucking morning.

Well it all started pretty averagely outside Salmonella‘s house on a dirt track. We were told there were many markings all of them fairly close together and the trail will be somewhere between five and 100 km. Off we all went to try out a match a trail and a normal trail which turned out to be pretty much the same.

On on on we went until we reached a beer stop with no cava, no doggy water, no crisps with any flavor, but plenty of hungry Hashers . I decided to leave the biggest up early and make my own way back to the circle which was Salmonella Rushdi‘s house. We all gathered around the swimming pool to hear about the run. The points were awarded and in the end cover appeared so the points went from 0.01 up to 9.1 so that was all right then . The circle was taken by Jerry can acting as the GM and then the illustrious RA cardinal colonic irrigation decided to cleanse all of the patrons of the sins and attributes.

Please see the videos for more details. After a whale of a time everybody then stayed for the Iranian banquet but I fucked off early as gang bang was waiting for me to impregnate her at home! All in all the great Hash, a great afternoon I mean morning and some fantastic company including for you virgins who after they are a circle have no chance of coming back! Still it is what it is! See you next week for her Majesty‘s Royal Jubilee run don’t forget to wear your red white and blue and I don’t mean Stars & Stripes you Yankee bastards!

Love you all

your Scribe CCI.