Run - 1809 - 26th June 2022
Date:26.06.2022
Hares: Jerry Can y Sweet and Low.
Run Number: 1809
Location: Turtle Lake
Number of Hashers: 23
Virgins: 3 – 2 dutch and 1 australian, called Sheila!!
Run Score: 9.2
Anniversaries:
Golden cascade 545
Cardinal Colonic Irritating 490
Jerry Can (Oh no he cant!!!! Oh yes he can!!!) 270
Caca Maps (previously pants) 55
Report:
The brady bunch arrived together in one car with the antipodean virgin,
via some suspension destroying speed bumps and slightly distracted by
blonde locals. Like James Bond in Diamonds are Forever, Pisster Bradwee
prefers it when the collar and cuffs match, alas he didn’t have time to
ask the local if she was 007 certified!!
Turtle lake was a beautiful location for a hash and the hares had been
busy setting the route. The GM introduced the virgins to the group and
then we set off around the lake on trail. It wasn’t long before we came
to the first of many CB´s and as a result everyone was in a fairly
compact group for most of the run. Through a tunnel and out to another
check No name Oliver (AKA From Madrid) climbed up a steep hill and
declared there was no flower up there.....as everyone (well a few front
runners...) were trying to find the route Pisster Bradwee ventured back
up the steep hill and found enough flower to keep Greggs open for at
least a year!! On-on was the cry and everyone followed up the hill. A
little later a split trail led to an extremely short short cut to the
beer stop, but don’t worry Kindergarden (Cop) didn’t tell anyone and
everyone turned around to rejoin the correct trail. Up hills, down
hills, short cuts and that sort of stuff and we were all at the beer
stop. Some nice cake and a couple of cava´s and we were raring to go
for the rather long second half of the run. As the hares passed us in
their cars, Pause button shouted “Follow that car!!” and we were back at
the circle before Sweet and low could light up!!
All the virgins remembered at least 3 names each....maybe we should
increase it to 5 next week and The Cardinal was busy with many
punishments to hand out. No name Oliver, Pisster Bradwee, Dead End,
the Hares, Achy Breaky Arse and Come Pussy all got wet bums sitting on
the ice for various reasons. Towards the end with everyone impressed by
the youngest two brady´s extended vocabularly, the brady parents ended
up on the ice as a reward for raising such eloquent children.
The on on was a picnic at the side of the lake and from the photos it
looked like a good evening was had by all. The scribe was off home to
cook bbq for his Scottish guests.
Yours in hashing, Pisster Bradwee!!
