Run - 1810 - 3rd July Pool Party 2022 (Almost American Independence Day Run)

Date:

JULY 3 2022

Hares:

SIR FLAKEY, AND BARKY

Run Number:

1810

Location:

CAMPO MIJAS - AKA POOLS

Number of Hashers:

36

Virgins:

NO NAME NICOLE, NO NAME NICK, AND NO NAME JOE

Visitors:

BLACK CRACLE COCK, PEPPER GRINDER, EAT MY CAKE BITCHES, NO NAME RUTH, AND SUCK MY PEAS

Run Score:

9.69 (SEXUAL NUMBER TOUCH OFF)

Anniversaries:

KARME C. 530, P. BRAIAWEE 60, PISSES BRAIDWEE 400, KINDERGARDEN COP 680, DOGS BOLLOX 840

ROTA 3 KINGS HHH - HAD 5 ANAL-BASS-A-DOORS visiting we were delighted and felt great about reminding all those BRITISH BASTARDS this is our INDEPENDENCE DAY FROM THEIR TYRANNY AND MONARCH….

Great drinks still can’t walk fast after drinking all that Penis-Grow-Lada drink…. We might need to find out the hidden secret ingredients????

SARRS - FRONT RUNNING BITCH,

SUCK MY PEAS - FRONT RUNNING BASTARD.

QUESTION TO ALL DID ANYONE PEA IN THE POOLS.. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE A PEA IN THE POOL.. .ME…LOL.. HOPEFULLY THAT IS THE CLOSEST WE HAD FROM THIS EXPERIENCE….

BBQ - Chefs we thank you for a great meal.. of course the question is no one had any erratical valve moments after no???? If all went well and everyone can answer with a no.. then the cooks get a 10 plus rating.. if not well we will remove those weaklings from the roles and still give the cooks a 10 plus..

SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL OUR POOL TENANTS FOR PUTTING UP WITH FIRST US AMERICANS ON A DAY WE REBELLED AND FREED OURSELVES…. NEXT TIME WE WILL BRINK ENOUGH TEA BAGS TO THROW INTO ALL THE POOLS TO REMIND EVERY ONE OF THE ¨BOSTON TEA PARTY¨…. AGAIN THANKS SINCERELY FROM YOURS TRULY…..

¨SUCK MY PEAS