Run - 1818 - 28th August 2022

Date:28 August 2022

Hares:Pisterbradwe and Caca Maps

Run Number: 1818

Location: La Cala

Number of Hashers: 25 ish

Virgins: Aneka, Lars, Jenny and Charlotte aka Welch Rabbit.

Visitors: None

Anniversaries: Pissess Bradwee

Weather: Sunny, 22 degrees.

Run length: 5.25 km.

Score: 8.3

The scribes had made a decision to bus it to the hash, completely forgetting that they were to be the hares for the next run and thus had no car to collect the cooler boxes. However, a plan was agreed to collect them from Mrs Pisterbradwe during the week.

The pack was called to order by Wanka Blanka, who was standing in as GM for the day. Virgins, four in all were introduced. Aneka, Lars and Jenny from Sweden and Charlotte, aka Welsh Rabbit from Wales. Each were given the task to remember at least two hash names from the assembled pack, or suffer dire consequences at the circle.

So , we set off onto the roadway and through a roundabout before hitting a check. Some confusion reigned before on on was called to a dirt track going uphill with the sun on our backs. What followed was an endless stream of hills, each one higher than the last. Up an up we went, the hills getting steeper and steeper. At last we started to go downhill, through an olive grove and then through a eucalyptus forest until we reached a Macho Wimps split. Following the wimps trail we found yet another hill, but the smart ones went round it before finding a very welcome beer stop. Beer, brownies, flapjacks and crisps were quickly scoffed but for some strange reason, no cava!

We moved on from there, eagerly heading for the car park, when Mrs Pister suddenly discovered that one of the hash brats, namely Where’s the pause Button? had gone AWAL. A flurry of phone calls ensued, until the said brat was located and safely corralled. Soon, the car park emerged after a much needed shady trail through gum trees.

The circle was called and the virgins who all said they enjoyed the hash and would return, were asked to remember some names. Achy break fart seems like a cute name. Why is it that colonic is always remembered we don’t know?

The circle were asked to score the trail and it was all going well until pause button and where’s the off the switch gave the other men in their family a low score. Not remembering who is buying them dinner!. 8.3 but would have been 9

CCI took over the circle (no fancy dress this week, was that because Elvis made an appearance) and the blocks of ice appeared. The hares were chilled down for a good while being taught sitting on ice was better than sitting on cars.

We had some great singing from suxit which included, has anyone seen my cock? Dino sore arse ( a perfect song for rick o’shea who had admitted he needed Colonic irrigation the previous week.

The swedes were brought back in for being druggies and drunks. STTI got a downdown for not bringing the car and CCI for thinking she came on the bus (or campervan to normal people)

Rick O’Shea was called in for taking the scribe job seriously and owning up to not remembering anything recent for recording hash notes. (don’t get him started on his stories from long long time ago), then STTI joined him for doing the same.

Mrs Bradwee was called for 45 runs. She still cant understand why her kids have more than her.

The hares were brought back in to sit on ice --- no cava perhaps?

A great run and the on on at the chinese fed us well. Looking forward to your next run.

STTI and Rick O’Shea