Run - 1816 - 14th August 2022
Run 1816
Date: Sunday 14 th August
Hares: Blanka Wanka & From Behind
Location: Fuengirola
Hashers: About 20
Virgins: Elia and Lidia
Scribe: JerryCan
About an hour before run start time, the hares hit the ‘panic button’: a 5pm concert at
MareNostrum meant there was nowhere to park. But it was a false alarm – we all managed to
park close to the circle. Maybe the hares were trying to scare people off? The RA moaned
about there being no ice and no cold beers (he obviously hadn’t read the messages on the
WhatsApp groups).
The trail took us up into the campo, along the route expected, and after a macho/wimp split,
down to the first beer stop. We then winded our way down through the Wyndham/Ramada
resort, and under the A7 onto the beach. Walking back towards the castle, we began to
sense there might be a problem. The hares had planned a second beer stop on the beach,
but had reckoned without hundreds of people queuing up to get into the concert. The police
had blocked off the castle car park and, with nowhere to park, that put an end to the beer
stop. The hares desperately tried to round up the pack to go straight back to the circle.
Scores ranged from 9.69 down to 6.5 and Pister Bradwee estimated the average at 8.7.
JerryCan (as Stand-in GM) gave down downs to the two virgins, returners Nicki Bitch, Claudi
Shava and Suck my Peas, who also got a DD for going into Miramar, buying new shoes, and
putting them straight on.
Our esteemed RA (Colonic Irrigation) then took the circle and awarded a host of
punishments:
The hares – for not having cold beers before the start of the run. But by this time, we knew
that the RA had two big blocks of ice hidden in his car and he made the hares sit on his ice
for an inordinate length of time.
The Virgins – for holding their own wet t-shirt contest, splashing water over each other on the
run. The RA could barely contain himself!
Those attending the Celtic festival in Mijas the night before – they all said it was pretty naff!
The band playing outside the church on the way home was apparently much better.
Estate Agents and Timeshare Bandits – something to do with Nicki Bitch having sold her
house to friends of STTI
STTI – probably for being Australian
Pister Bradwee (and a few others) for skinny dipping in his pool with his ex-wife
A SpeedBumps lookalike to recognise the fact that in Denmark ‘SpeedBumps’ is spelt
‘FartHumps’. The RA could sense a possible re-naming.
After the RA had finished, the Stand-In GM made him sit on his own ice as punishment for
not offering to help cool the beers. To ensure he was well chilled, Moan Alone told us a story
and the pack sang a few very long Down Down songs.
After the circle was closed, and everybody had drifted off, Golden Cascade gave Blanka
Wanka her 50 th run mug and badge, which the Stand-in GM had forgotten about. Blanka
Wanka dutifully quaffed some more cava to celebrate.
