Run - 1892 - 7 January 2024 Three Kings Run
Date: Sunday January 7 th .
Run no.: 1891.
Location: Rango's
Pack size: 42
Today’s run saw the return of many hashers who were abroad for the Christmas and New year’s
festivities. Our GM Sandra Bollox called the noisy pack to order as this was was our remembrance
hash where we remember those hashers who have passed away from this life.
Sir Flakey read out the list among them Lanka Wanka, Fender Bender, Nipper, Limp Toad Sloth ,
Vers Clitrus, Twisty Pie, Ask Again, Sex Hero, True Hasher and others too many to mention. A two
minute silence was observed in their honour.
The Hares, Aquasex and Stiff Fanny, aptly clad in mourning black were called in to give directions .
They proudly introduced their beer wagon, which closely resembled a hearse courtesy of Dead End,
who looked like a politician at the wrong funeral. Some new markings were explained, among then
a dead end!
Off we went then, starting at a funeral pace, but the pack sped up fairly quickly. Kintergarten Cop,
newly returned from a dry Christmas in Saudi Arabia set a good pace, quickly followed by Niagra
Fanny Falls. A couple of checks took us to a dried up river bed, still dry after last week’s deluge. The
going was good. Too good for Aphrodisiac who hit the deck with a thump that was heard as far
away as Malaga.
Soon to depart visitors from Germany, Cona and Dickaid looked on with amusement. There is no
sympathy on this hash. We eventually arrived at the beer check where the Hares and Dead End were
dishing out funeral food. Where were the Vol Au Vents then? However, there were lots of crisps and
Three Kings fruit cake and Pantaon.
We rumbled off from there and two clicks later arrived at the cava stop at a cemetery. Lots of cava
was dispensed in honour of the departed souls. A very appropriate place for a cava stop!
It was back to the cars now for weary hashers, unused to ten kilometer runs.
Circle time now and an award of 9.4 for the hares. Best run of the year so far.
We were honoured by the presence of his holiness, Cardinal Colonic, finger still bandaged after
getting it caught in the jam jar last week. Many down downs were awarded including your scribe for
wearing headgear in the circle. Aquasex, fresh from celebrating her 60 th birthday with her fellow
deviants in Malaga was renamed Aguasex. It was getting dark by now so the action moved to the
warmer airs in Rango’s, where a mighty meal was enjoyed by all.
Your scribe,
RickOShea.
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