Run - 1893 - 14 January 2024 Hairiest Hairs Run
Date: 14th January 2024
Hares: From behind & Bad Weasel
Run Number: 1893
Location: car park Torremolinos
Number of Hashers: 26
Virgins: None.
Visitors: Ah shit
Run Score: 9.4
Anniversaries: Mummys Boy 850
STTI 95.
Report:
This was called the hairy hash due to both hares sporting ponytails ( one slightly longer and thicker than the other)!!! Come Hairy they said , prize for the best.
Machos and wimp trails explained along with a warning for a scary bit.
1 Beer stop.
We set off and walked through what can only be described as an open air jumble sale judging by a box of battered shoes someone was trying to flog!! Nice and flat just how the Wimps like it.
Until we reached a path that made us feel like Jack climbing the beanstalk. It just went up and up for what felt like 10km. Wimps my arse , we were Macho Wimps!!
The Machos took a different route to get to the top but the front runners made it to the top point more or less the same time where Bad Weasel had felt sorry for us and ran to this point with 4 bottles of cava to hydrate us.
Then the scary bit , we went along a very narrow path with a helluva drop one side and a wire bannister the other. Ricochet pipes up in his irish drawl" you wouldn't want to be falling down there now would you"??. State the blinking obvious!!
All hashers made it safely to the beer stop where NFF had made her version of ANZAC biscuits worried what the true aussie STTI would think of them. The true aussie didn't turn up , her and Aguasex either got lost or were feeling unsociable and went to the circle. Bad Weasel had managed to save a couple of said biscuits from the gannets that were circling them!! Verdict.. they passed muster.
Into the circle where Stiffanny got the prize for the hairiest hasher , she had donned a full gorilla suit and Ricochet got the prize for the best hair , a sort of multi coloured dreadlocks wig he wore for the whole hash.
Smiler thanked for making 2 new MH3 signs.
Various down downs given out by the RA but the funniest had to be Ricochet and STTI not realising their car key was working and didn't need a new battery , they were simply trying to get into a neighbours white peugoet and not theirs that was down the road a bit!!!
On On at Le Grand Cafe , the place it seemed the whole population of Torremolinos go to on a Sunday night!!!
