Run - 1936 - 27 October 2024 Halloween Run

Oct 28

Written By 5KS

Run – 1936 – 27th October 2024

Hares: One Tit and Pussy Galore

Location: Under the AP7, Las Lagunas

Anniversaries: Just Say When 535, Pussy Galore 430, From Behind 250, Caca Maps 115,

Red Hot Chili 50, Pearl Necklace 50, Belgian MILF 50

Hashers: 21

Run score: 9 point something

First, a big thanks to our hares, One Tit and Pussy Galore, for a great hash. Smaller than usual pack due to some hash shenanigans going on in Portugal. And fewer hashers at the

start as some of them couldn’t follow pretty clear and simple instructions. ¨From Fuengirola head towards Mijas Golf. Turn left after Venta La Morena, follow road to run

start under AP7.¨ They even included a photo, which, as Colonic pointed out, could have been anywhere. But it clearly showed that the start was under, not on, the expressway.

Despite this Kindergarten Cop, Belgian MILF and Aguasex decided these instructions couldn’t possibly be correct because when you clicked on the pin it took you to a start on

the AP7. How long they waited on the hard shoulder before concluding that there wasn’t enough space for a circle I have no idea. Two of them arrived as we were setting off but

Aguasex was halfway to Gibraltar before realizing she might be heading in the wrong direction, eventually arriving at the start an hour late and a few Euros out of pocket

because of tolls. Most of the pack wore Halloween attire, even though Halloween is nearer to next Sunday. Despite the lack of sun we couldn’t help noticing the shiny new things on

Colonic’s feet so he drank out of one of them before we set out. ¨It’s a short run¨, the

hares informed us, ¨but there is a macho trail for those who want a bit of extra exercise¨. Well, none of us found the macho trail. Did it really exist? But just as well because the

short wimps trail was 9.5 according to Colonic’s watch. The trail started by going up, continued by going up, then went up for the next bit, after

which I think it went up. There was one bit where the trail went right. After much searching we concluded there was no trail in that direction, and indeed the trail continued

straight. Then there was the check which held us back for a bit. We followed trail in one direction, after which no more trail and no F. Another direction there was an F but Lilo

Lil was having none of it and continued straight through, assuming she would pick up trail somewhere. Which she did, about 100 meters from the end of trail, so she missed both drink checks. There was another path but a couple of hashers, Bad Weasel and Big Brother if I’m not mistaken, said they had been along there and there was absolutely

nothing. Apart from blobs of flour and the continuation of the trail. Anyway, apart from Lilo Lil, we all made it to the two drink stops and back to the circle.

Or rather semi-circle as there not many of us, which meant the performers could face their audience the whole time. Like being on stage. It was a very pleasant spot with traffic

roaring above us on the expressway and said expressway blocking what little sun there was. It was bloody freezing so circle was done and dusted pretty quickly. Various down

downs but fortunately no ice. One down down was for the fact that there were only six bottles of cava for which various people were blamed including Sir Flakey who had said

six would be enough, the hares, Lilo Lil, who bought the cava and Eggshell Blond, who drove the beer wagon. Then on to the on after where the hares had booked an inside table. Quite sensible given

the recent drop in temperature. But we were shown to an outside table as our table had been taken by some family gathering. Not acceptable said our hares as they stood firm.

Eventually the restaurant relented and we were seated at four tables, with two lots of six seated at a table for four. A great time was had by all.

On On

Dogface