Run - 1935 - 20 October 2024 The Viking Invasion
The Mijas hashers were invaded by Vikings on Sunday, as almost 50 hashers from the Stockholm Travel Hash descended upon the Costa del Sol. They’d already had three full-on days of raping and pillaging in Spain, so some of them were looking a bit tired by the time they rocked up in La Cala de Mijas. One of them, Termite, had passed out on the Malaga H3 trail the previous day, and so instead spent Sunday in the luxurious Hospital Costa del Sol. The lengths some hashers will go to for a bit of attention! (Apparently it had nothing to do with him staying at Casa STTI and Rick O’Shea and wanting to escape!) Get well soon, Termite!
The hares (From Behind and Dogface) had been out early setting 7km wimp and 11km macho trails and the three beer bitches (Dog’s Bollox, Aquasex and Up Yer Bum) had been busy organising and icing zillions of drinks in cool boxes in Dogsy’s van, including a record 32 bottles of cava!
The visiting Vikings turned up in force, having been lured to Casa Pussy Galore for pre drinks. Was she trying to get them drunk before trail? Bad, bad, bad Pussy! The Vikings had already raided the haberdashery on Friday, so no worries that they only had drinking time and no shopping time.
The pack circled up and the hares explained the unique Mijas markings to the Vikings, which of course caused confusion on trail as they are the opposite to most hash kennels. Then they were off, sprinting and/or hobbling across the car park in search of the first blob of flour.
The trail had been described as ‘undulating’, which in that area of Mijas was of course a lie, as hashers went up and down the steep, scree-filled slopes. Quite a miracle that no other hashers joined poor Termite in hospital! The wimps were extremely happy to eventually reach the shaded woods and catch a glimpse of the beer truck, as were the machos when they appeared half an hour later from their ball-busting extension.
Cava, beer and crisps were guzzled and scoffed before the hashers were off again, along some lovely trails until the second beer stop. By this time, the sun was beating down and the sun-starved, white Vikings were trying to get spots in the shade. Good job they didn’t come in August!
Finally came the last (and shortest) part of the trail, along the rocky rived bed and surrounded by bamboo. There was even a discarded leg of jamon, should any of the hashers be hungry and need a gnaw on something!
Back at the Circle, more beer and cava were consumed and Up Yer Bum decided to treat the Vikings to some pacharan shots. Well done on getting rid of the entire bottle of the disgusting stuff, UYB!
A family of boars decided to come and see what all the excitement was about and started rolling around in the mud. Poor CCI was no longer the centre of attention and was not a happy man! But he soon started punishing hashers with his ice blocks. Even the Vikings from the frozen north and therefore used to ice, winced as they were made to sit on them. Blanka Wanka was given the best job, which was crowd control and squirting any hasher who kept talking, which she enjoyed a little too much. Niagara Fanny Falls and Belgian MILF were the worst offenders and so got three drenchings each.
Hashers were called in for various punishments, the organisers were called in for beer, all 32 bottles of cava were gulped down, and there were many anniversaries including a 450 Runs patch for Sir Rub Her Turd. Get a life, dude!
The On On was the usual feast at Pura Asia and for once we were sat outside, which was lovely. GM Sandra Bollox organised the On On and rocked up looking all spangly and swish, as she’d been to a birthday party on a yacht rather than attending the hash. How the other half live! She was punished with the Bad, Bad, Bad song.
A most excellent time was had in La Cala, so a big thank you to everyone involved in the organisation and to the Stockholm Travel Hash for coming to visit us, especially Stockholm/Mijas hashers Big Brother and Big Mouth. Have a great time in Morocco!
On On to next week, when Pussy Galore and One Tit will be sprinkling flour around Las Lagunas de Mijas. It will be the Halloween Run, so wear something Halloweenish. There will be prizes!
Check out this trail from @Wikiloc!
https://www.wikiloc.com/hiking-trails/sweedish-invasion-run-188991360?utm_medium=app&utm_campaign=share&utm_source=2087817 (Sweedish invasion run)