Run - 1897 - 11 February 2024 Valentines Run

Date: 11th Feb

Hares: Pussy Galore , One tit assisted by no name Maggie

Run Number:1897

Location: Padel car park cerros del aguila

Number of Hashers:25

Virgins:0

Visitors:0

Run Score:9.1

Anniversaries: In the scribe

Report:

Theme...Valentines Day run...wear red.

Weather...wet.

Anniversarios:

Sandra Bollox 105.

Wanka blanka 105.

Colonic 555.

Aguasex 220.

The others couldn't be bothered to turn up and too many to write about

Run explained , wimps and machos would split after the beer stop.

There are also 30 red hearts to collect on the way , prize for who collected the most and prize for best dressed.

The route was very pleasant , no nasty hills , good terrain although a little muddy in places and not too many scramblers (hope you know what they are) riding around the trail.

From behind found the first couple of hearts and then there seemed to be a race with Big mouth , Gang bang and NFF all trying to see the hearts ahead and then sprinting , well as much as you can in soaking wet clothes past whoever was ahead to claim their heart.

Cannot comment on how the Machos trail went as I am a wimp!!!

The rain did not drown our spirits , even wet we enjoyed the beer stop and let the machos go whilst the wimps meandered back down the road to the circle.

Mixed reviews for the hares but a score which I decided as Mummys Boy had disappeared of 9.1.

Colonic came in and did his down downs dressed like a big blue condom. The down downs ranged from holding drink in right hand to Sandra bollox having to take the place of Pister braidwee (her being the only scottish in the circle) for his 50th birthday cheer.

Just say when collected the most hearts(6)

Aguasex best dressed in her red flamenco dress accessorised with a red handbag.

On on to Mixs lounge in Cerros del aguila.

The chef hadn't turned up so the owner was cooking and lets say he didnt have a sense of emergency. The first meals came out quite quickly to a near 2 hour wait for the last meal served to Mummys Boy , hashers were getting a bit rowdy singing" Why are we waiting" but the wine helped their patience.

Free shots also helped!!!!

The End.