Run - 1981 - 31st August 2025
Run Number: 1981
Date: Sunday 31st August 2025
Hares: Belgium Milf & Freckly Fanny
Location: Hipodomo
Virgins: Dave & Mo (friends of the Jocks)
Pack Size: 21 + 2 Hares
Run Score: 9
A fine sunny day at the El Faro brought 21 thirsty hashers out on trail.
We welcomed two virgins from Edinburgh (friends of the ever-glamorous Jock in a Frock) and, making her debut as hare, our very own Belgian MILF — name for the day Queen La Loopa for her efforts haha - just kidding.
The trail itself was… well, “creative.” A split after one of the early checks left some scratching their heads, and with a few unexpected loops, the markings kept everyone honest. Some might say confused, but hey — that’s hashing!
Mid-run disaster struck when it was discovered that the pack had run out of beer. This hash crime was swiftly declared Hash Shit by Pinocchio.
The Circle
• Rick O’Shea, stepping up as RA, dished out justice with his usual witty tongue. He admitted the markings were “challenging” but still handed the trail a respectable 9
The Nomads of the group were handed a down-down for not having a permanent home, but hey good on them all.
• Freckly Fanny got hers for sporting scratched-up legs — proof she really was on trail and for reasons only the RA remembers (and that’s how it should be).
• Red Hot Chilli Pepper was reunited with her long-lost sock from the depths of Hash Lost Property. Miracles do happen.
• Legs Apart celebrated her 40th birthday with a down-down and shared the happy news that a baby hasher is due next March. Congratulations all round!
• A final toast was raised to Shay’s new teeth, shining as brightly as the Spanish sun.
Verdict
A well-laid but mischievously confusing trail, two virgins , a birthday, a baby announcement, and — most importantly — plenty of beer hmmmm (well… almost). All in all, a cracking day out with the Mijas H3.
On-On!
Legs Apart
