Run - 2008 - 8th March 2026 International Women’s day
Check out this trail from @Wikiloc!
https://loc.wiki/t/253526716?h=3z5ldgy8pq&wa=sd&la=en (Parroquia Ntra Sra del Rosario, Playa de San Francisco and Monumento a la Peseta from San Francisco)
Run Report 08 March‘26
Run - 2008.
Hares - Shagadelic and Crooner 19.
Location - Feria ground Fuengirola.
Visitiors - Bed in Ballfest and Kwanjai.
Virgins - Tony and Aaron.
Hashers - 32
Anniversarios.
Breast stroke - 15.
Running Nuts - 20.
Smiler - 65.
Aguasex - 295.
This was a town run so no hills for which myself and many others were overjoyed about. It was also International Women’s Day so the dress code for all Hashers was dresses although Little Big Horn obviously couldn’t find one and came donned in a beautiful red bikini. Pister Bradwee was rocking his lemon long dress with chiffon sleeves that blowed gently in the breeze and Bad Weasel was asking fellow Hashers if his bum looked big in his dress!!!. From behind gave an update of his impending birth of his child and for those not present it’s a girl!!! Breaststroke thought Dead end looked like Richard Simmons (Google him he’s a fitness instructor) or Shirley Temple and partner Andy (I think a trainee Make up artist judging by his heavy handiness) applied bright red lipstick to any pair of lips he could get his hands on.
This was all before the hares gave details about the trail and the virgins had been invited in the circle to be introduced and for us to give them our names for them to remember.
The run weaved in and around the streets of Fuengirola where the locals stared and pointed at this strange bunch of men in dresses, wigs and make up, the girls just cruised along following the well marked trail that had been washed away , redone, washed away and re done again. Even one of the hares got lost as the trail had changed each time. Tony one of the virgins ended up doing about 2km more, he must’ve gone along the same trail 3 times but eventually he arrived at The Royal Oak where we had a new addition called a Pitstop where Beer or Sangria was served. How Tony got lost in Fuengirola when him and his parents own this said pub I do not know!!!
The trail carried on for a few more kilometres until the Beer stop and then we all headed back to the circle. This was when the rain decided to arrive so the circle was set up under a shelter of an unopened restaurant, thank you very much.
GM in to get the virgins to give the 3 names they remembered and then the RA came in for the down downs. There were a lot so a condensed version is men in dresses down downs, Little big horn not in a dress..down downs. Sir Flakey beautiful outfit…was this the winner I do not recall as the Hashers this week were particularly noisy and so many hush hushes were shouted I couldn’t hear myself think. Crooner getting lost, Aguasex calling Shaggy Alison and both hares for thinking their own hash started 30 mins after it did!!!
A few stories from the RA, the Police came past and we hurriedly put all the beer away in case they returned, didn’t know Prohibition had started in Fuengirola.
Pister and Pisses Bradwee informed us it was their 5 year hash anniversary and we renamed Pisses Bradwee Missdick(Mystic).
Next week Sir Flakey and Breastroke are the hares in Torreblanca, the On On is at Fibbers and if you are going and want to eat afterwards you must choose your food by Wednesday.
Run score 9.3.
On On
