Run - 2013 - 12th April 2026
Run 2013
12th April 2026
Hares: Dead End & Belgian Milf with Hairy Fairy
Pack Size + 2 Hares
Virgins: 1
Score: 9.4
Mijas Hash Harriers – Run 2013 Hares: Dead End & Belgian Milf
This week’s hash took us into the hills just outside Mijas, and when we say hills, we mean a relentless climb up, up, and further up into what felt like the clouds. Spirits were high at the start, but as the incline continued, so did the gasping for oxygen and the quiet questioning of life choices. Along the way we passed a small church, spotted people climbing with pickaxes, and witnessed children and babies crying, a scene not entirely unlike some of the hashers. Eventually, and to everyone’s great relief, what went up did indeed come down. Moral improved rapidly as the trail descended past beautiful Roman quarry and, more importantly, in the direction of the beer stop. The scent of beer alone seemed to revive exhausted bodies, and the discovery that food was also available this week ,including cake, crisps, and cheese , lifted spirits even further.
Just Say When appeared to be the first to arrive, although suspiciously from the direction of the walkers’ trail. Big Brother and Little Bighorn soon followed, charging in properly from the runners’ route.
Meanwhile, the rest of the pack set about consuming everything in sight. Beer flowed, food disappeared, and before long there was nothing left. At this point, someone noticed that several walkers were still missing, despite the fact that the beer was nearly gone and every last crumb had been consumed.
Circle proceedings were led by Kindergarten Cop, who called Muslim into the circle for reaching 110 runs, a moment that caused widespread confusion given his apparent 20-year hashing history. Returnees included 911 and Pister Brady, while others brought in ranged from the short walking bastards From Behind to Clonic Irrigation and Five Knuckle Shuffle, the latter having completed what must be one of the shortest trails ever recorded. Breaststroke was next into the circle, followed by Comes More Often, who was followed by No Name Andy. This quickly led to a surprisingly in-depth and somewhat puzzling discussion about holes and their various uses, a topic many chose not to explore further. Kindergarten Cop then attempted to close the circle, forgetting the small matter of inviting in the RA, who duly arrived accompanied by his identically dressed twin Colonic Matching socks, shorts, and T-shirts ensured that no one looked too closely or asked unnecessary questions. As proceedings continued, Stiffanny and Sir Flakey arrived in a shiny new van to collect beer for the following week, only to discover there was very little left to collect, leaving many to wonder about the necessity of the vehicle. Smiler, meanwhile, was noted to be a little tiddly, though fortunately her car was out of action due to the RA , removing any immediate concern. The highlight of the afternoon came with the long-awaited naming of No Name Andy. After a number of creative suggestions, including the memorable but ultimately rejected Back Sack and Crack, it was finally decided that he would henceforth be known as Hairy Fairy. God bless Hairy Fairy. To round off the circle, Kindergarten Cop, The Virgin, and From Behind provided an entertaining and highly synchronised finale that ensured the day ended on a suitably memorable note of sword crossing A hash of altitude, confusion, missing walkers, van logistics, and one unforgettable naming, Run 2013 will not be forgotten in a hurry. On on!
