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https://loc.wiki/t/286944967?wa=share&og=55OaRhoLrIY (Mijas H3 run # 2037 The 'Jocks'.Playa del Faro and Playa del Charcon from El Faro)
Run number - 2037.
Location - El Faro. 15:00 hours.
Hares - Jock in a frock and Mrs Frock. Stifanny providing the beer truck.
Visitors - Small penis , Mount Gay , Arnie and Well Spotted.
Virgins - Will from Wales.
Hashers - 38 in total.
Bad Weasel 90.
Pause Button 110
STTI 215.
Hashers started to gather at the circle early enough to get a good natter in ( which as you know many have a real skill at it!!). Many returners due to the fact the weather has just started to cool down and a real pleasure to see the return of Lilo Lil and Eggshell Blonde ,the pack being almost triple the size of recent runs!!.
We circled up bang on 3 and Well spotted and Will from Wales introduced themselves , Will given the usual challenge of remembering 3 names.
Hares came in to let us know details of the trail , 3 runs today including a Super Wimps trail , Walkers and Runners. Be rude not to take the Super wimp seeing as they had gone to the trouble of laying it!!! We were also told there was an opportunity to swim and given the hint by the nudist beach ( again more about that later)
The run was mostly on pine needles and a little concrete and well marked ( I go slow enough to look and see them , more about that later!) . Some needed shade too and for SW trail not too undulating, I believe the runners was slightly more challenging but not something I will ever experience!!
The SW’s arrived at the shady beer stop in the grounds of Los Amigos Beach club and greeted with Tunnocks caramel wafers and cold drinks. Golden Cascades and Karma Chameleon had also returned from a 5 week trip away but I think the excitement went to KC head and we had to sit him down whereupon NFF applied a cold compress to his head to which he thought she had put a Tampax on his head, think he’s getting his sanitary products mixed up!!!
Most of the Hashers arrived within 10 mins of each other however we did have a few lost souls, namely..From Behind, Aguasex, Pearl Necklace, Bad Weasel , Salmonella and Rick O Shea. Frantic calls being made to see where they were, Pister Bradwee phoning NFF asking where are you.? She was right behind him. NFF looked on her Find my Hub to see Bad Weasel was down at the nudist beach!. Message sent letting him know he was in the wrong place and put his clothes back on, bless him , he’d only had time to take a shoe and sock off!!
Anyway a few missed a very important arrow hence why they were AWOL, obviously not their fault, it always gets blamed on the hares.
We all got back to the circle to see we had 4 more than we did when started, Ginger Minge and his mates who had arrived at 15:30 , Uber was to blame for that one!!
Circle gathered, Will came in to tell us his 3 names. GM let us know Colonnic in hospital but doing well. Run scores given, From Behind gave hash shit as he missed the beer stop , a sacrilege for him!
RA in and several down downs began with most Hashers forgettting hash names and using real names, would there be any beer left at this rate!
Pister Bradwee accused of child abuse for eating his youngest sons lunch,
Breaststroke and Pisspot in for crossing legs.
Hares in for hiding the beer stop….questionable.
A story about careless driving…not sure where it was going but Lilo Lil gave us a story about where she had been dobbed in for moving her car 70m down the road only to be arrested and given a 12 month ban…what a twat, the dobber that is not Lilo Lil!!!
Pister Bradwee came in asking if anyone had hashed with a celebrity/star. We do at Mijas HHH. Axle rose lookalike.....Pisspot. I've been reliably told by the man himself that a certain hasher really believed it was him... you know who you are but I may spill the beans one day!!!!!
Hares next week - Stifanny and Sir Flakey and we are going Bollywood in Miraflores.
Run score 9.2
Circle closed and off to On On Restaurante Colinas Del Faro.
Your scribe - NFF
