Run 1770 - 10 October 2021

Run Report  10 October 21

Run number - 1770

Hares – Sandra Bollocks and Gang Bang

Location- La Mairena

Runners – 29

Virgins – Charlotte

Run Score – 8.9

Anniversarios – 

Achey Breaky Ass – 20  Ca Ca Pants – 25    W T O Switch - 25    Pissses Bradwee – 25    

Pister Bradwee – 25       Sandra Bollocks – 50    French Erection – 200 

Kama Chameleon – 490    Kindergarden -650

This was a very good hash which had clearly taken a lot of time and energy to create. It involved steep descents and ascents and you knew you had done a hash by the end of it.

It began going downhill and came to a check that caused the hash a deal of time to check out. The problem was that the first markings were too far from the check. Having checked three long falses the correct trail was eventually found. This was a very rocky trail that went down steeply. 

Having descended we thought our troubles were over … but oh no. There followed the pricklest section of trail that I have ever been on. Blackberry canes impeded our progress for around a kilometre … at least that's how long it felt! And nobody escaped without scratches. The hares claimed that they had cut through this ection, but clearly more chopping was required!

At the end of this there was a split … one route going straight on and the other going into the river, which yours truly did … what a wonderful trail this was … crystal clear water and lots of fish … and then a great big F! And F*** was exactly what I said!

Then it was up, up, up to eventually reach the Beer Stop.  

Shorlty afer this were got to the Cava Stop which was in a great location with spectacular views of the surrounding mountains.  It was then a short walk back to the circle.

This followed in the usual style, though marked this week by many anniversarious and the handing out of numerous run total badges. The hares were ultimately congratulated and awarded a score of 8.9.

We then drove down all the way back to the coast and turned right (ie west, the wrong direction!)  to go to the Argentinian steak house by the English International Collage, where we enjoyed a very good meal.

On On   Your Scribe

Kindergarden