Run 1777 - 28 November 2021

Date: 28th Nov 2021

Run number: 1777.

Hares: Sars & Super Pooper

Location. Estapona. 

Visitors: Herring chocker (Actually attended last week!)                                      

Virgins: Cesar.

Returners: Kinder Garden Kop and Bloody Pinocchio and Psychedelic.

Number of runners: 27.

Anniversaries: SARS & Super Pooper 50 runs and Tankards.

Run Score: 8.5

A wintery day, beautiful clear skies but still very cold for this our Sunday Hash Day. I had planned for weekend away in Estapona and had the camper van out, a great idea but as it turned out not one of my best! With Stiffanny in the UK I thought I would treat the dogs for a weekend away, as it turned out I could not make it down on the Saturday as I had already arranged for a Saturday night dinner out with Rub Her Turd and Sperm Aid so this left for me to enjoy only a Sunday away, by the time I got organised on the Sunday morning it was a late start from the Mijas Costa, I had to find a suitable parking for the night, I arrived in Estapona with only a hour before the run start, whilst looking to find a parking space for the night I managed to bang my head, which was bleeding profusely, then I managed to back the van into tree! damaging my bike rack! Once I was parked up, I called SARS and she kindly picked me up as it was 40-minute walk to the starting point.

Arriving at the start location it appeared that all the pack had parked about 50M from the actual planned location, “Super Pooper” was charged with failing to make HHH signs!!! Back in their cars the pack relocated in a big open area, ideal for a Hash circle, as the 14.00hr start time approached the returning GM “Kinder Garden Kop” called for a circle, a respectable turn out of 27 Hashers shuffled into a horse shoe shape around the GM but he was having no of this a insisted a more uniform circle, once this was achieved our Virgen hasher “Cesar” was brought in and introduced to the attending Mijas hashers, apparently he is a co-worker of “SARS” and on the warning his job was in jeopardy he had forgone his Sunday piss up with friends to attend! It was good to see “Herring Chocker” was back for another run with his drinking buddy “From Behind”.

The Hares entered the circle: “Sars” & “Super Pooper” then advised us all on the usual markings which appeared to have gone completely over our Virgen’s head!! Next was the “Hash Photo” perfectly taken by “Gang Bang” that had to stop her Tinder tweet to capture the group picture.

On On called the Hounds headed off down a dirt track, with “Bloody Pinocchio” and “Just say when” sprinting off, it was not long till the pack started to spread out, with the first checks and split trails being rubbed out the pack moved on with very little checking needed for us back runners. The trail started to go up and then up and then up even more up, Estapona was becoming a lot of small houses in the valley, I was with “Gang Bang” and I was very impressed as she commenced taking some photographs of the view!! Well, done GB Ill be looking forward to seeing these on the Hash run archives. The trail took us up to the top of some mountain with remote properties dotted around, it was here we came across a “BS” sign! We had actually seen the beer stop about 10 minutes earlier as it was clearly visible from the trail, but full marks for the “BS” marking 5 meters from the actual stop! “Clonic” did point this out in the circle later on!!

The Beer Stop was well presented, Beer, Cava, Cheese mini crackers, some meaty sausage things, crisps and cocktail sticks with gherkins, onions and olives on! But before you could take any “Super Pooper” was sanitizing every one’s hands! Well, done for keeping the Mijas H3 fight against Covid at the forefront of our events!!  After about 20 minutes it became apparent the pack had shrunk to half the size! Then “Pisses Braidwee” realized they had 2 kids missing! “Bloody Pinocchio” and “JSW” donned their rescue attire and headed off back down the trail to find the stragglers! They returned with no kids! The Braidwee`s seemed to perk up on hearing this news! Eventually  other stragglers did arrived at the “BS” “Clonic”, “Roger the Cabin Boy” and “Red Hot Chilly Peppers”.

On leaving the “BS” after what seemed like hours, we headed off back down the trail towards Estapona in the distance below, unknowingly to us “Mummies Boy” and “Psychedelic” had decided to do the second half of the run as it was supposedly all downhill, more of this later.

The second half was not very eventful, there was a few splits that had the pack setting off in the wrong direction, I believe this is where “Mummies Boy” and “Psychedelic” got slightly lost hence not making it for the circle!

The circle was its usual affair with the GM getting “Cesar” our Virgen back in the circle for Alzheimer’s test of getting 3 hashers names, being 20 odd years younger than most of the surrounding Hashers this was achieved with some ease, we were then informed on why he and Harry (Later to be Christened) and “Off Button” had not actually done any of the run, just walk up some other mountain and back!!! Apparently, they just walked and talked all the way up and down and did not see or understand about following flour! The Hares were brought in, and after the circles comments a fair 8.5 points was awarded for a good run, and well-marked. Next came the Anniversary awards: “SARS” and “Super Pooper” received their 50 run mugs! Well, done.  Now it was time to cleanse the Hounds of their weekly sins with the assistance of resident RA “Colonic Irrigation” with a multitude of offenses available, he commenced with the new guys “Cesar“ and “Harry” for following one of the “Braidwee” kids up a mountain and back, they actually thought he knew the way! “Harry” was then kept in the circle for his inauguration into the hashing fraternity and given a Mijas H3 name, after removing the condom from his head he was ceremoniously named “Dick Head” this was a jovial affair and with flour on his head, he could have been mistaken for a “Harry Krishna” follower, there could be a renaming if he ever comes again! Circle closed and the pack made their way to the cars for the short drive back into Estapona for the ON On meal, as we drove out up the hill two figures could be seen coming up the adjacent trail, red faced old farts “Mummies Boy” and “Psychedelic” On In, at least they made it back!!!!!!

The on On was a very pleasurable meal in a local restaurant that had stayed open just for us, with the meal finished and everybody saying their farewells I realized it was still only 7.30 pm!! my weekend in Estapona and sleeping in the Campervan was not looking a good idea, with the prospect of an early night with two dogs in the van! Bollox to this I’m heading home to a warm bed “Match of the Day” on the telly and a nice cuppa tea.

Well, done Hares, it was great to great to get away!     

On On forever.

Sir Flakey