Run 1733 - 31 Jan 2021
Hash Stats:
Hares: From Behind and Sandra Bollocks
Marks for the Run: 8.80
Location: Aroyo Secco
Number of Hounds: 19
Visitors: None
Virgins: Nil
Returners: Nil.
Anniversarios:
30 Sandra Bollox
95 From Behind
470 Golden Cascade
Distance: 7ish km Completion time: Not too long
Hash Narrative:
Now lets get get down to the nitty gritty, EVERTON LOST 2-0 so this unfortunate statistic set the tone for the rest of the run.
Mr FLAKES was really chewing this over, as he set into the Beer and everything else he could vent his dissapointed spleen on.
Its not far enough, its not hard enough, the markings are shite, no home made cakes, the views are shite, I don't like Jaffer cakes, my haircut was shite, not enough effort goes into the runs anymore.
Slow down I said sipping my Cava after escorting Mummys Boy to the Beer stop, every run is a great run, Its a Hash!
Things do not go to plan, every trail is different and no one is perfect, not even you, and remember people are making the effort every week to get out there and lay a trail, even in a Global Pandemic.
So when the run was over and Mr Flakes fell into the RAs ice bucket, then out of the other side,it was a perfect way to cool his frustrated spleen. It was only when Marcus Skid mentioned the football score that it all started to fall into place.
I'm so pleased this affliction is one thing I don't suffer from.
Tradition aside, the Hares are at will to do what they see fit to suit their trail. I would'nt be the proud joint holder of Hash Shit of the year, if evrything went to plan. Well done Speedbumps, I could'nt have done it without you.
Long live individuality, Long live THE HASH
Back to the Bollox;
Left Behind also managed a sitting on the ice,and Golden Cascade for reasons only the RA knows, and to be honest who cares as the sun was shinning and the beer was flowing, what was there not to like? It is far better than the full lockdowns being seen over the EU and worse still that little Third Country I call home, about to suffer another arctic blast to add to the misery of encarseration with no light at the end of the tunnel.
Miss Bollox and the Beer Wagon have an appropriate car registration number ending in LMB, this I pointed out to the RA at the Beer stop, of course only Colonic can twist this inocent suggestion of Load,or Love my Bollox into Lick my Bollox, and the car was named. drink it down down.
Pack up and move on to BORATS neighbour. The choice of resturant was brilliant, not only was the food and service exemplary at the Oasis, we had four different courses of Lassagne, Chilli, Curry and Ribs with rice and a complementary Pacheran all for £15 including TIP. Yes Kindergarden Cop even YOU!
A master stroke from the Hares, the deal with the Uzbeckiztanian chef had stitched up the tight bastards who refuse to tip at the On On.
I'm still laughing about it, the look on the GMs face.
ON ON Till the next time
Yogi GBH bipolar Bear
Next Run
#1733
Sunday
31 Jan 2021
13:00 hrs (TBC)
Hares:
From Behind
&
Sandra Bollocks
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Covid 19
Restrictions Apply
Municipal Lockdowns
Rule of 4 in force.
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If any Hasher feels at risk
from such gathering then
the Hares
advise you NOT to attend
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Circle: Near Arroyo de las Pilones.
Navigation to The Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
Directions: ***See navigation above***
Pending
OnOn: Restaurante Oasis
Calle Acebuche, 101, 29651 Mijas, Málaga
+34 951 314-224
Navigation to The OnOn:
Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Menu: TBA
EUR €15.00
Includes tip and dessert liqueur
Lost Soles:
+34 620 59 66 80