Run 1732 - 24 Jan 2021
Hash Stats:
Hares: Gang Bang, Golden Cascade, Kindergaden Cop
Marks for the Run: 8.7
Location: Finca San Antonio, on the Crt de Mijas Road
Number of Hounds: 17
Visitors: None
Virgins: Nil
Returners: “Epic” Hellen.
Anniversarios:
40 Elvis
280 Yogi
480 “Sweet & Low”
620 “Kinder G/C”
Distance: 7ish km Completion time: Not too long
Hash Narrative:
With an early start time of 12.30 hours, “Sir Flakey” and myself struggled to get to run site before they pack had set off as we had to retrieve our car from night before drinking practice!! Well this made it easy for GM “Kindergarten cop” to find a scribe for this weeks run, so here goes:
As stated we were late arriving but luckily for us the pack were not that far along the trail, and The Circle security “Yogi GBH Bi Polar Bear” was on hand to point us off in the right direction, indeed it did not take too long to find this brightly coloured tee shirt wearing pack milling around at a Check, this was one of many hard to find checks, with the right trails very hard to find, the Hares had made some very long false trails, great to see, and it keeps the pack together, I love to hear the front runners calling “On one – on Two – on three --- On On, only to find a very long false trail, well done Hares, hopefully they will stop calling on 1-2-3 and just call “On On” when on flour regardless!!!!
“From behind” was doing most of the front running, and appeared to have made a fantastic recovery which kept him out of setting this week’s run, “Clonic” and “Elvis” were looking very hash like in their colour coordinated tee shirts, well done boys, the trail took us down a treacherous bank, were the pack had to cling to a chain link fence help from slipping to our deaths, luckily there was no fatalities!!
On On and back up another hill, this was certainly turning out to be a hard run!! “Marcus Skidiuss” in his bright yellow jacket was a good beacon to watch on this mountainous trail, up another steep hill on reaching the brow a “B- S” in flour was a welcoming sight. With the pack adequately refreshed after quaffing various liquid drinks and nibbles we were informed by the Hares it was an easy level run home!!!
What a load of Bollox! After descending into yet another valley there was only one way out of here and that was UP! And what a killer of a climb it was, up and up we climbed, once we reached the summit, the hares we right it was a lovely level run on home!! We returned home to find the circle was still there and “Yogi GBH bi Polar Bear” was still in the same place as we had left him only now, he was surrounded by empty beer cans, well done “Yogi” who had forgone the joy of this mountainous hash run to ensure the “Circle” was still here on our return, well done you deserve a down down.
The circle was called and the GM explained why we had different hares than what was planned, something to do with a poorly hare, Alcohol, and having to pick him up, Gang Bang was supposed to be helping From Behind but decided to sack him instead, the stand in hares: “Gang Bang”, “Golden Cascade” & “Kindergarten Cop” were given a generous 7.9 out of 10 for a great effort in setting the run, Our resident RA “Colonic” then entered the circle to give us his perspective on what really happened on “Organising” &“Setting” of this run, he had to buy ALL the beers and crisps, then contacting the restaurant to confirm numbers and the food, this was achieved while “Gang Bang” went off to buy “Gloves” for the run!!! Not to mention clear an old debt to “Five Knuckle Shuffle” to the tune of 50 euro!! Well done “Colonic” you unsung hero.
On On, well done Hares, great run and On on on at “El Brujo” restaurant.
Your scribes
Stiffanny and Sir Flakey.
Next Run
#1732
Sunday
24 Jan 2021
12:30 hrs (TBC)
Hares:
From Behind and Gang Bang
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Covid 19
Restrictions Apply
Municipal Lockdowns
Rule of 4 in force.
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If any Hasher feels at risk
from such gathering then
the Hares
advise you NOT to attend
Please help your hares to help El Brujo
Register Your OnOn Menu Choice
Hash Name *One Submission per Hasher please.
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To Start *Choose One Home Made soup Prawn Salad Garlic Mushrooms Home Made Pate Served With Melba Toast Deep Fried Whitebait
Main - Served with Roast Potatoes and Fresh Vegetables * Roast Topside of Beef Leg of Lamb Leg of Pork with Stuffing Mixed Meat Half Roast Chicken with Stuffing Steak and Ale Pie Cod Fillet Grilled Cod Fillet with Cheese Sauce
Pudding * Apple Crumble Syrup Pudding Profiteroles with Chocolate Sauce Vanilla Ice Cream Chocolate Ice Cream Strawberry Ice Cream
Half Bottle of Wine or Beer Included
Circle: Carretera de Mijas . Near Finca San Anton
Navigation to The Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
Directions: ***See navigation above***
Due to COVID restrictions run will start in carretera de Mijas . Near Finca San Anton
Directions: As you are only coming from Mijas, take he Caraterra de Mijas from Lidl on the same road, towards Mijas. Go straight over the A7 overpass roundabout and carry on straight. You would see hash signs and urbanization on your right . Stay on that road till the run start.
OnOn: El Brujo Sunday roast, trimmings,
Navigation to The OnOn:
Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Calle las Codornices, 10, 29651 Las Lagunas de Mijas, Málaga
Menu:
Sunday roast, trimmings,
Halt a bottle €15 plus tip!
Lost Soles: +34 630 72 97 69