Run 1741 - 28 Mar 2021
Hash Stats:
Hares: Jerry Can and Sweet & Low
Marks for the Run: 8.9
Location: Entrerrios
Number of Hounds: 35
Visitors: None
Virgins: 1
Returners: 2
Anniversarios:
50 Chicken George
80 Red Hot Chilli
290 Yogi
360 Rub Her Turd (Sir)
500 Stiffany
750 Up Yer Bum
Distance: 5-10 km Completion time: Less than 2 hours.
Hash Narrative:
Before the run Stiffany was keen to display her latest Haberdashery and set up her markets stall which was quickly monopolised by Golden Cascade trying on dresses asking everyone 'but does it look like a nightdress'. However there are some seriously good articles for sale so next run bring your wallets and make sure you can display the HASH emblem in the circle as well as looking dead cool!! (Although obviously not possible in some cases).
The weather was a little windy but as the run started the sun appeared and everyone was chirpy, except for Colonic who did his normal moaning. Although no riverbeds he had a problem with the amount of foliage, can't please some people!!
There were no Check Backs or False Trails so we all thought it would be a breeze, but oh no! At times we went round in circles seeing flour everywhere and a group being led by Sir Flakey threw a wobbly about the trails being too close, but it was all part of the fun.
The views were spectacular and runners were in good form and had the pleasure of walking alongside a herd of sheep and goats and later bee hives (didn't notice one bee though). There was also a lone horse which Pause Button stopped talking to stroke!
Half way round Mr Brady was thrilled that he had managed to get a photo of Mrs Brady having a pee, and proceeded to run along the runners showing everyone the picture. This was obviously noted by Colonic who used this later for punishment!
We made the beer stop and we were all doing our thing when Chicken George appeared as if from nowhere as he was not at the start of the run. We later found out he came to collect his badge for 50 runs, but surely it should have been 49 and a half?
Second half of the run was short and easy except for the final hill so we were all glad to get back to the circle.
The RA was in good spirits with his garden water spray contraption used to stop runners talking (mainly Golden Cascade and Pause Button) but he was put out by French Erection stealing 2 of his personal Macadamia Nuts which she appeared to be hiding in her bra. Mr and Ms Brady were suitably chastised for the pissing episode, and as it was Pause Button's 9th birthday so he was rewarded by wearing the RA's German Helmet and spraying the rest of the Brady Bunch with the RA's garden spray, it was quickly confiscated!
Gang Bang got her revenge on Colonic's constant belittling of her by telling everyone of the typical male response to 'darling where's my ....' in this case his trainers, which after a two hour search were in the very place Gang Bang had first suggested! The big question is why does Colonic start getting ready for the Hash when he gets up? What takes him so long? Does he have a lengthy skin cleansing routine now his beard is off? Who knows!
Lastly, but not least the Hash said goodbye for now to Markess Skidiass who, after the initial confusion over his positive/negative Covid test is off back to Ireland and was not sure when he would be able to return.
Then it was off to Rita's Casita for the on on where the food was reported to have been very good.
Out Dogging
Next Run
#1741
Sunday
28 Mar 2021
13:00 hrs
Hares:
Jerry Can
and
Sweet and Low
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Covid 19
Restrictions Apply
Provincial Lockdowns
Rule of 10 in force.
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If any Hasher feels at risk
from such gathering then
the Hares
advise you NOT to attend
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Circle: Top of Camino La Camorra, Entrerrios
Navigation to the Circle: Google Maps link to the circle.
Directions:
Approaching from Fuengirola (past Mijas Golf), turn left at Big Mat roundabout (signposted La Cala) and take first left after going over the river (signposted Entrerrios). Travelling from La Cala, turn right before the bridge over the river. Continue on this road and turn left (just after the auberge on the right) onto Camino Ojen, also signed for restaurant La Porra. Continue on this road and turn left onto Camino La Camorra (going first down and then up steep hill). At the top, follow HHH signs to Circle.
OnOn: Rita’s Casita
Navigation to The OnOn: Google Maps link to the OnOn.
Just a few minutes drive from the circle.
OnOn Menu:
Dishes will be served Buffet Style:
Chilli con Carne with Rice
Chicken Thai Curry with Noodles
and
Vegetarian Bami Goreng
plus
Salad
Price: €12.50. Drinks to be paid for separately
Lost Soles or Info:
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