Run 1740 - 21 Mar 2021

Mar 21

Hash Stats:

Hares: Pot My Pipe and B"#& In The Woods
Marks for the Run: 8.2
Location: The Stupa Benalmadena Pueblo
Number of Hounds: 31
Visitors: None
Virgins: None
Returners: 2
Anniversarios:
10 B"#& In The Woods
20 SARS
20 Super Pooper
440 Colonic
630 Kinder
680 Sir Flakey
Distance: 5-10 km Completion time: Not too long

Hash Narrative:
The meeting point was at the Benalmadena Stupa, which is normally quiet!!! But not to day!

Not a parking place in sight, but in true hash fashion we all found spots and the congregated in a beautiful little area below the huge stupa all that was missing was the GM!!!! At just gone 13.00 hrs the GM Kinder was scurrying down the embankment impressed that we had all managed to form a circle and awaited his instructions, sheepishly he got proceedings underway and the “Hares” where brought in to explain this weeks run.

“Buggered in the Woods” and “Pop my brown Pipe” did a quick review of makings and showed how the trail was set using a “Splogger” which was a tiny disused bake bean can with holes in the bottom strapped to a broom handle had been used to set the run! And they had only used 4 bags of flour!! It was all looking like a great run!!!

Hash flash out of the way On On was called and we set off up on to the main road, blobs of flour on both sides of the road was a little disconcerting but hay ho !! On On. At this point I was with “Clonic”, he had remembered there a tunnel on the left hand side we used on a hash shit run about 10 years ago, and sure enough the trail veered left though the tunnel under the high way, we were now off tarmac on a proper hash run, lovely trail through pine forests.

Next came a “W” and “M” unfortunately we were not informed about this in the circle, I took the “M” macho trail but quite a few took the “W” wimps trail back under the motorway, at this point I was with “Froggy” and “Marcus Skidyuss” this turned out to be a very long trail and with blobs of flour only every 100 meters it was a slow walk, we eventually came out to see a beautiful white Spanish stallion being trained in a small arena.

We were now on the far end of Benalmadena Pueblo, and a very long walk back along the pavement was a bit of a slog, we then met up with “Rub her turd“ and “Kinder” whom were looking for the trail! A small arrow on the pavement was spotted and we realized the trail crossed the road!!! On On through the village, with locals looking on in bewilderment.

At the far end of the village we came to the lift and a check!! Shouts of “Beer stop” could be heard but we could not see the pack? Aaaaaar there they are in a distant car park, the pace quickened and within no time at all we had regrouped and had a cold beer in our hands! A great location for a beer stop and the views where fantastic, On on for the final stretch, again a “W” and “M” trail, I took the macho trail as I did need the exercise and within 15mintes we were back at the Stupa!

Well done Hares a very enjoyable jaunt!

The circle was in the most spectacular location very religious and very suiting for our RA totally private, The Hares were first in and a respectable score of 8.2 was awarded, considering they had never set a run before it was really well done.

We were then treated to some “Morris dancing” by the GM, that man can still move!!!! next was two of the Bradyfamily kids who got named “Where’s the off button” and “Pause button” (I think that’s right), 5 knuckle shuffle was brought in for his birthday (sadly no cake). As usual “Gang bang “was brought in for being pissed and saying something “Funny” but they didn’t remember what it was?

On On to the Soprano restaurant were we enjoyed a very good two course meal and wine for 12 euro, well done Hares, Many thanks for all the effort.

On On Forever. Sir Flakey.

Hash Flash - Run 1740