Run 1747 - 09 May 2021
Run Number: 1747
Date: 09/05/21
Hares: Gang Bang and Colonic Irrigation
Location: Ricmar
Visitors: 0
Virgins: 0
Number of runners: 34
Run score: 7.6
Anniversaries: Bill 5; Blanka Wanka 10; Buggered In The Woods 15; Messy Farty 20;
Salmonella Rushdi 345; Sweet & Below 495; Stiffany 505
The weather was lovely in a beautiful location. There was a great turnout. Hare Colonic was disguised as Sandra Bollocks. His outfit was that good that no one recognised him until he opened his mouth 😂
The run started with a circle in what Chocolate Starfish described as a well-known dogging site!
The run had a couple of steep hills and a few check backs, no nasty rivers / empty river beds, no lost soles or mishaps.
The combined beer and cava stop was longer than the run, but it was great to socialise!
The food was a bit suspect - monster munch, monkey nuts and tampax?!
Back at the circle 2 metres from the beer stop the circle was started by Kindergarten Cop who quickly got the hares into the circle where the average score of 7.6 was achieved. Colonic said it’s good to have short runs now and again because we are a Drinking Club with a running problem, and must not forget that! On On!!
Colonic and Sir Flakey then left the circle to go and watch football - icing offence!
From Behind joined the circle as RA and called in Pause Button to down his orange juice due to a pee stop misdemeanour. Dead End joined the circle and had a turd beer as he committed 3 misdemeanours, including wearing his hat in the circle. Gangbang was then called in to down her drink with the sleeve because the Russians had sent a dog into outer space. Some front runners and short cutters were invited in for down downs, followed by Stiffany for drinking too much gin in Gibraltar.
Salmonella Rushti took over as RA and those with anniversarios downed drinks. All the women who had not had a vax joined the circle to be jabbed by Uncle Fester.
Kindergarten Cop took over proceedings and led the way to the On On.
On On!!
Buggered In The Woods xx