Run - 1825 - 16th October 2022

Run Number: 1925

Location: Valtocado

Runners:18

Anniversario: Sir Flakey 730

Run Score 9.5

Many thanks to Sir Flakey and Stiffany for standing in at the last minute as hares due to Just Say When having been detained in Portugal on pressing nursing duties. Nevertheless, Just Say When did make an appearance after acting as ambulance driver to return her death defying patient back to Spain. Mummy's boy is now on stand by for new kidneys, liver, heart, prostate and other bits and bobs.

All agreed Sir Flakey and Stiffany did an outstanding job after only having picked up the baton a few days earlier. It was a run of 3 halves, including the ubiquitous beers and cava stops. The first half was testing for many but the run ticked all the boxes with hills, shiggy and tunnels.

The R.A and Deputy G.M. both found plenty of reasons for down-downs including a rousing chorus from the Danes of "Hvor meget koster den vovse i vinduet" followed by Lilo Lill with "There ain't nothing like a Dane".

The Danish theme continued with Danish Blown a Seal owning up to Sir Flakey being responsible for her pregnancy. Surprisingly, Stiffany has decided to stand by him.

We had a Stand-Up comedy slot from Eggshell Blonde, Pisster Bradwee and Sir Flakey. All were asked not to give up their day jobs.

Colonic seemed to think he was the beneficiary of a blow job in the woods from Garden Stools and finally, Salmon Rushdie was regaled on how the Chairman and CEO of a Computer Software company could not find the run start on his google maps!

Once all the beer stocks were depleted we set off for the ON-ON at La Ventilla.... and it was bloody good too!

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Bloody Pinocchio