Run - 1794 - 20 March 2022

Date: 20:03:22

Hares: STT, Rick O’Shea and Sir Flakey.

Run Number: 1794

Location: Calipso

Number of Hashers: more than 2ish

Virgins:4 Katie, Areyou, Barry, Na- dia 🇺🇦

Visitors: 0

Run Score: 9.5

Anniversaries: one

Report:

So after a somewhat delayed run start we all got acquainted with the virgins and proceeded to go on the run. First of all down to the beach where Jerry can missed the check!

Never mind, we all set off along the walkway and beach where the run took us through some nice woody area and then across the pedestrian bridge over the A7.

Then we went up up up to nearly the top of the world where all of us did an Irish jig at the beer stop.

And what a beer stop it was, with black velvet, which is Guinness and Cava, crisps, Irish baked sourdough bread with Philadelphia cheese and salmon, loads of Nibley bits too.

The pack then was set to go off to the cava stop and cake stop this was at the toll area on the motorway in the tennis clubs car park. Then up and down the hill again until eventually we came down by the cars after something like 400 km or was it 10 1/2? Well it felt like 400 km so at the circle he’s loyal ass Ness Sir Flakey took the hairs in and they were given a smashing mark. Then the hugely handsome, sophisticated, well endowed, humorous gorgeous religious advisor entered the circle to a standing ovation (except the people sitting down in deck chairs!)

People were punished and we had a naming Tessa no name is now “Poke mo thong” which means kiss my ass in Gaelic. Then we were just about to give a name to no name Andy who’s girlfriend apparently used to like barbecues! But the heavens opened up and the rain came down for 40 minutes and 40 nights. The on on on was in a Spanish/English place where we all enjoyed some nice wine and food. Well done the hairs!

top of the morning to you! to be sure, to be sure, to be sure, potatoes! Love to all on on!

Regards,

CCI