Run - 1793 - 13 March 2022 Wedding Run
RUN NO.: 1793
HARES: Speedbumps and Muzzle’im
DATE: Sunday 13 March, 2022
LOCATION: Las Lagunas
THEME: The Very Hashy Wedding of Cardinal Colonic Irrigation & Gang Bang
Sunday morning saw cloudy weather, and a forecast of rain. But, as we prepared to drive to the run site, off came several layers of winter clothing. The sun was shining and warming the 49 wedding guests, who turned up for the event. Prior to the Run, Sir Flakey made a eulogy for Terry ”Sheepshagger” Jones, who passed On Up last week in Bangkok. OnOn Forever Sheepshagger. After a full minute’s silence and the group photo, the Machos were sent off, a short while prior to the Wimps, on a trail including both a Beer Stop and a Cava Stop. The newlyweds were handcuffed, but Gangbang managed to wring the hand free, leaving Colonic with the whole set on. According to RubHerTurd, the Macho Run was a 10 km, mostly town run, which did have a few hills, and several checks to keep the pack together. Basically, a big rightie, bringing runners through narrow alley ways, passing junkyards and scavengers’ hideouts. Uncle Fester, set off on the Wimps, but ended up on the Macho, where he proudly solved one check, just to find out, that the flour, he had found, was granite. Time for new glasses UF, but you managed to confuse the front runners Jerry Can, Kindergarten Cup, RubHerTurd and Zulu. At one point, the in trail was too close to the out trail, confusing the Machos, but all made it back safely.
Time for the circle and voting of the Run, which got 8.4. Well done, Hares, who by now had changed gender, so he was she and she was he.
ANIVERSARIOS: Patience – you’ll have to wait for Hash Cash’ return.
VISITORS: Zulu and Danish Blue from North Zealand HHH (Denmark), 2 UK hashers from Bristol and Beetroot from UK.
The RA Colonic wanted to penalize all the Russians for their “special military operation” in Ukraine. So On In all Russians, married to Russians, wanna F… a Russian (Uncle Fester, Home Alone) to the tune of Shitonya. Colonic shared a bit of uplifting news with us, that the Kiev H3 had a run the very day of the “operation”, an A-B Run. They are apparently still on the trail, heading West.
All the Irish in for a DD, as today’s Run went past the Irish Embassy, also known as the potato factory.
Time to name Sharon and Chris, who have joined the Mijas H3 for several runs. At last week-end’s away Hash, based in the hotel Meson Los Chopos in Campillos, they ended up being thrown out of the hotel, due to too much barking from their dogs. They got the very appropriate names of Barky (Chris) and Kennel (Sharon). We should sing the Aqua song “Barbie Girl” next time, they get a DD. “I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world; Life in plastic, it's fantastic; You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere; Imagination, life is your creation”
The best dressed wedding guests paraded, and the winner was Muzzle’im – The bride.
If there was a Prick of the Month/Tit of the Month award, it certainly would go to our visitor Beetroot. He happily arrived in Malaga Saturday night, and grabbed the train towards Fuengirola on Sunday with plenty of time on his hands. Well, not, as he ended up going towards Alora. He did’t give up, but returned to Malaga, got on the right train and later into a taxi. On the way, he picked up a couple of Harriettes, and joined them.
NEXT WEEK’s RUN: St. Patrick’s Run by Rick O’shea & STTI. Location and ONONON to appear on website. Dress in green and/or anything else Irish, like a potato.
From the Circle most of the Wedding Guests proceeded the 150 meters to the site of the Wedding ceremony, The Froghall. Here the hosts Aqua Sex and Bleeding Bush had arranged a lavish Hash Do, ably assisted by the celebrant MessyFarty and the wedding planners. Lovely wedding ceremony and supper. The lucky one to catch the bride’s flowers was Super Pooper, so he is next in line.
Thanks to all.
SpermAid
