Run - 1795 - 27 March 2022

Sunday 27th March 2022

Run number: 1795

Hares: Sweet & Low and Cum Pussy

Location: Las Chapas

Virgins: Sue & Mario

Visitors: Sucks me there, Spitball & Henry the Turd (Skitrool)

Apologies for the late delivery of last week's Hash spripture. I spent the first part of the week trying to forget what was shared by my older children in the Circle and the second part in genuine amnesia!

A delightful Mother's Day run (ironic) (British version) starting from a spot my kids affectionately call "Chickenlandia" ?! The Circle was beautifully green with smatterings of yellow flowers, and a used Durex.

After the usual shenanigans, presided over by Sir Flakey, we were on trail and most of us stayed on flour and reached the beer stop without event. At this point Sir Flakey asked that I note that the beer stop was longer than the first half, not many complaints there! The second half was a little muddy and we all felt for our lovely visitor Sucks me There when her 9 year old son (Henry the Turd) lost his shoes and continued in his socks through the mud before returning to squirm them into the only shoes they brought on holiday with them, squelch!

Sir Flakey noted the prowess of virgin Mario on the trail and honoured him with an immediate Hash name in the Circle and The Super Mario Man was born although I suspect from his expression that he may have heard that before! Chocolate Starfish dishonoured Buggered in The Woods by flicking said used Durex onto her t-shirt which she promptly changed out of.

All mothers and Mummy's Boy were invited on in for a Mother's Day note and then all hell broke loose as the floor was opened up to snitches, large and small, young and mature....I don't remember anything else ....

A great run, thank you Hares!!