Run - 1801 - 8 May 2022

Run number 1801

Yet another Mijas Run set by Just say when. In fact if you ever ask her to set a run, she will respond “Just say When”. Set in the derelict area of romeria or feria de Monda it looked like a promising run. We had already been warned about wet shoes so not sure why you get this people complaining about not liking river beds. Anyway it should have been nice and warn with the amount of goats and Salmonella’s that were pissing upxxx

Set at the scorching time of 14:00 to make sure that everyone gets a good tan we set off with one virgin whose name escapes me but she did confirm that she will cum again.

She promised water and there was plenty of it to keep our feet cool. I looked and searched for the front runners. Rub her turd was running after Gang Bang and Kinder Garten had his cock out right Up Your Bum. Everybody kept looking back From Behind but he had taken a ride to the beer stop.

Problem with running up front is you don’t see much of the beautiful scenary of tits hanging out and women in lycra. All you see is the boring country side, trees and blue skies.

After a short run, most people made it to the beer stop while I set off for the Cava stop, which was less than 500 meters from the beer stop. I managed to get through two bottles on my own before the last hashers were driven to the Cava Stop. But nothing is worse than the front running bastards going on the Women’s trail. I am talking about Kaka pants and Rub he turd. These two wossies decided that they were too tired and that they will do the wankers trail instead of the real Macho’s run.

A short enjoyable run with plenty to drink and lots of crisps. A total of 22 runners, gave an average score of 9.3 for what was the best of run of the year. (that’s what they said about the last one). Long live the Queen, Just say When.

On On salmonella Rushdie (I should be given the honour to be called Ayatollah or Imam Salmonella Rushdie by now)