Run - 1888 - 10 December 2023

Date: Sunday 10 December, 2023

Hares: Red Hot Chilli, Bad Weasel, assisted by Niagra Fanny Falls

Run Number:  1888

Location:  Barranco Blanco

Number of Hashers: 25

Virgins: 0

Visitors: Heroin and Dcup from the Yorkshire Hash

Run Score: 9

Anniversaries: Kennel 25, Pause Bottom 85, STTI 90, Red Hot Chilli 135, JSG 510


“The day Everton beat Chelsea”, a great Day for Sir Flakey and for the 25 Hashers who congregated in “Der Nazi Valley” for a day of extreme sport and entertainment in the very fine winter sunshine.
Our treasured Hash Cash Pisterbraidwee was as usual positioned in the back of his wagon,  when this scribe arrived - to collect the run dues. Great with Hash Cash always being early to avoid the last minute stress with late arrivals. He truely deserved the award bestowed last Friday at the Hash Xmas Bash.
Visitors Heroin and Dcup from The Yorkshire Hash were invited into the circle and duly introduced to the Mijas hashers; then requested to remember 3 names each.

The Run

Hares Red Hot Chilli and Bad Weasel gave run information, and the pack set out down the dirt road chasing flour  placed on the right - but not for long. After a few hundred meters the flour was suddenly seen to the left of the road + 2 x F! Surprise, surprise and great confusion. The hares had not mentioned anything about FF so what did it mean. Likely “Fucking False” so most Hashers turned back, whilst a couple of frontrunners carried on down the road in search of flour.
Seems like the FF was part of another hashrun the week before set by a Hash chapter, which shall not be mentioned by name!
The trail was eventually found going left and into another few gorges, which this scribe knew from previous haring was a “no go” as not possible to get through.  Right so, the FRB’s had to return and search for other routes, and as it’s a very restricted area, the trails made a big loop back passing 100 m from the starting point and direction the exit of Barranco Blanco, where the BeerStop was organised.  Approx.  3,8 km on my iWatch.
Cakes, cava and refreshments - thanks hares.
It was getting cooler,  and the run could resume up the road and down direction of the waterfall. Left turn at the parking lot and a sharp right on a track parallel to the road before going up and back to the circle on the same road.

The Circle

Visitors Heroin and Dcup both managed to  name 3 hashers, and their “best friend” Yogi was accused of sleeping with both after the xmas party. He absolutely denied this charge.

Salmonella Rushdie showed off his bottom for whatever reason and got spanked by Dcup.
In the absence of Colonic, our ass. RA Rick O’Shea entertained in a foreign language which needed translation by Kaka Maps to this scribe.
Mummy’s Boy was charged for being caught by the police near our Camp-Out Hotel in Tarifa on Sunday morning. He was doing an unlawful turn of the classic car on the winding mountain road. The initial traffic violation multiplied when the police realised, that it was Mummy’s Boy.

Circle closed 1830 and On2 at The Boma, where I assumed everybody had a good time.

So long till Friday and Pub Crawl.

Sir RHT