Run - 1867 - 16 July 2023 Pool Run

Jul 17

Written By 5KS

Run number 1877.

Finally we were to enjoy the yearly Pool-run! Hurrayyyy

What a treat in the heat!

41 hashers gathered at the Hares: Barky and Kennel´s house, including 11 visitors that we were delighted to welcome from a remote place in the middle of nowhere - in England, all in matching t-shirts; and 3 virgins; Maggie, Annie and Dave. (who obviously did now know what they were in for!)

Haberdashery was already in full commerce and people were purchasing our logged items to a bargain.

STTI as always made a good job!

Kennel showed us the markings and off we went on the tarmac.

We were offered both a walkers run and a macho run yet, luckily it was not too much length given the heat and the hour of the day.

Bloody Pinocchio and Just Say When QOT took the lead. I normally tend to be their shadow, but today was not my day so no Dancing Queen today and no Voulez-Vous either.

Markings were luckily very well made and the splits were relatively easily found.

Not so easy to find was shade.

Just as I thought I could not get any dizzier or stickier and I was 1 inch from throwing up; I realized we were in

El hornillo area, so I kept it together since I knew we would get into pool nr 1. within a few hundred yards.

Aquasex - the Hares excellent side-kick of the day, should have sold us tickets and made a fortune this day, I’m sure others than myself would have paid a lot to get into that pool at that very moment.

One by one purple coloured hashers entered her backyard and enjoyed the pool. Unfortunately I think we lost a handful of English hashers who got lost on the way.

Down-downs to come! Rest assured.

I am surprised they could stand the heat at all, given the fact that they come from rainy and ice cold England, maybe they just went on the vapour and they were still soaked and cold from the winter´s rain.... ?

I rehydrated in stereo with both beer zero, as well as a lovely glass of Bellini, which is cava and juice, and

House Aquasex also offered some small salty snacks which made miracles to our recovery. We got our life back.

She is the hostess of the mostest!

The nice virgin taught me about ”the rule number 17 ”, which allows you to interrupt anyone and anything if you suddenly remembered something that you had forgotten priorly, due to menopause-situation.

Unsure how to apply this at the hash, since everybody is in constantly interrupting and nobody remembers fucking anything…… = Constant menopause from 100% of the members.

Yet, now we can call it § Rule number 17.

After some chit-chatting and just normal bullshitting somebody call "5 minutes", which is our queue; yet not being particularly swiss-clocks, we somehow hit off again.

Next pit-stop, or is it piss-stop? no ”PS” is of course pool-stop

Within a few houndred yards we find the next pool.

AND we find the earlier lost visitors!

Aquasex is again the hostess of the mostest , how does she do this?

She simultaniously gets offers of a different nature today:

”Can you fill me up ?” is a common comment by the pool.

I suppose it means to be filling up on the tasty sangria?

However I leave it to you to interpret ….

I already told you, it was not so much ”voulez-vous ” today.....

Aquasex is walking around like a pastor, with the large bowl of nice and cold sangria, pouring out the Holy Wine to still thirsty hashers, who were told to hydrate.

Does this means that we are now saved from our sins already before the ceremony of the RA?

Surely not, we will most likely be drowned later I’m afraid, stay tuned.

So we ended up at Barky’s and Kennels house again, and the large lovely pool of nearly 40°C.

Peppergrinder: did you pee in it?

Circle was held in the best of manners, thanks to well organized Sandra Bullocks!

Some lovely and salty snacks were passed around.

Also Dogsy was around, he cheated of course and did the hash on his battery bicycle.

Why did that not call for a down-down?

Family Bradwee youngest kids: Pause button and Where is the off switch did a really good job gunning everyone with fully loaded water pistols whenever they have done something wrong.

Great cooperation between kids and the RA, who at one point got a bit too overwhelmed and said he was the GM. (!!) However let’s get things straight, he is still the RA, so he got a down-down for mixing up the rules.

We have to keep up some kind of order here.

Maybe From Behind is to be called Left Behind after all (?).

( hash-joke from 3 weeks ago - that probably noone remembers, check an earlier paragraph and rule #17 above. )

English visitors gave us their ONLY song. It was nicely preformed, however can they not learn another tune?

We named a new member - Shit-on-ya Twain. Brava and Welcome!

Everybody was happy in the end with a really good and well deserved score of 9,6.

We kicked out the non-on-on-people and the On On On could begin.

It turned out to be a lovely and delicious BBQ. Again thanks to the hares! And sorry for the mess!

Anniversarios:
Achy Braky Arse 65
Rick o shea 70

Sandra Bullox 95

Jerry Can 305

Just say when QOT 495

Seriously - get a LIFE!