Run - 1868 - 23 July 2023

Date: 23rd July 2023

Run Number: 1868

Hares: Kindergarten Cop and French Erections

Location: Mijas Pueblo

Virgins: 0

Visitors: 0

Number of hashers: 20

Anniversaries: Aquasex 200

Run score: 9.4

Hash Flash: Blanka Wanka

Scribe: Blanka Wanka

About 20 hashers, mostly the foolish yet brave

Went to Mijas Pueblo in the scorchio heatwave.

They were greeted by hares French Erections and Kindergarten Cop

And yukky lukewarm beer! Was there no ice in the shop?

From Behind, the Norwegian drama queen and attention seeker

Arrived with the tags still attached to his brand new sneaker.

Soon it was filled up with some of the lukewarm beer

And he glugged it down as the hounds gave a cheer.

The trail was set past the Brady teen's school

Kaka Maps was front running in an attempt to look cool.

Imagine the embarrassment of being seen by his mates

Walking along with the beer-swilling hash reprobates!

The hounds trotted up hills, and along country paths and concrete

The temperature kept rising, oh their poor sweaty feet!

The far-away sea looked inviting from each mirador

But for the boiling hot hashers there was a trail to explore.

Eventually they crawled into the scenic and shady beer stop

And scoffed down salty snacks bought from the crisp shop.

The beer was now colder and the cava was flowing

Not one of the hashers felt like getting up and going.

But Kindergarten was excited and announced with a spasm

That while he was out reccying he'd found a gigantic chasm!

Colonic misheard orgasm and thought he'd found Frenchy's G-spot

Which would explain why his wife was looking so flushed and hot.

The rested hounds trotted off, looking like elite Olympic athletes

Past the great chasm and into Mijas Pueblo's pretty little streets.

STTI and No Name Annie were yapping and lost the trail marks

Whilst they were gawping at all the cute pueblo landmarks.

Meanwhile the alert hashers had found a welcoming townhouse

Where they were welcomed by Kindergarten's French spouse.

And ushered up the stairs to a sunny roof terrace with a view

Where they drank so much cold cava they would surely spew.

It was hot and humid and the hounds were dripping with sweat

So the hero, Pister Bradwee, had an idea to make them more wet.

He said, 'Come and do the Circle at my house for I have a pool'

So off the excited hounds scampered in an attempt to get cool.

The hounds all stripped off and started flashing their flesh

They jumped into the swimming pool in an attempt to get fresh.

Smiler got a bit tipsy and backflipped onto a spiky bush

But not one drop of cava was spilt as she landed on her tush.

Time was speeding by so Colonic got out his ice and sleeve

So sadly and in tears, the lovely pool the hashers did leave.

The hares were called in and given a mighty fine score

They seemed very happy to drink to their nine point four.

Lots of hashers were punished and made to sit on ice blocks

Which froze their little butt cheeks and shrank up their cocks.

Achy Breaky Arse and Shit-on-ya were made to sit on the ice

Would Shit-on-ya shit-on-da ice or would she be poopfree and nice?

Anniversarios and Aquasex was presented with a 200 Run patch

Luckily for her no ice block to sit on and freeze up her snatch.

Finally off went the hungry hashers to the restaurant El Niño

Where they stuffed their faces and drank limoncello and vino!