Run - 1869 - 30 July 2023

Title: A Hilarious Hash Harriers Adventure in Mijas

Introduction:

Welcome, dear readers, to the wacky world of the Mijas Hash Harriers! Brace yourselves for a comical report on their recent escapades, where laughter and running shoes collided in a whirlwind of hilarity.

Run Number 1869:

On the 30th of July, amidst the sunny streets of Fuengirola, the Mijas Hash Harriers gathered for their 1869th run. Yes, you read that right, they've been running for centuries! Steffany and Sir Flakey took charge of this historic event, ensuring that chaos and laughter ensued.

Anniversaries:

Let's raise our glasses (or water bottles) to the remarkable achievements of our fellow hashers! Blanca Wanka celebrated her 85th run, proving that age is just a number when it comes to chasing trails. French Erection, with an impressive 225 runs under their belt, showed us that stamina and a sense of humor go hand in hand. From Behind, with 195 runs, proved that they are always ready to tackle any challenge, even if it means starting from the back. And let's not forget Lilly Savage, who, with only 15 runs, is just getting started on her hilarious hashing journey.

The Return of the Hash Heroes:

In a grand entrance that would make any superhero proud, Dead End and Brave Fart made their triumphant return to the Hash. After a hiatus, they were back, ready to conquer trails and make us laugh till our sides hurt. Welcome back, you two!

The Walk:

The walk itself was a delightful mix of adventure and amusement. With tricky maneuvers that would make even the most agile acrobat jealous, the hashers navigated the streets of Mijas with grace (or something resembling it). And what better way to cool off than a refreshing dip in Aqua Sexes pool? Yes, you read that right, Aqua Sexes! The name alone is enough to make you giggle.

On On Event:

As the day drew to a close, the hashers gathered for the On On Event, where laughter echoed through the air. It was a riotous affair, filled with jokes, camaraderie, and perhaps a few questionable dance moves. But hey, when you're a Mijas Hash Harrier, there's no such thing as too much fun!

Conclusion:

In conclusion, the Mijas Hash Harriers' run number 1869 was a resounding success, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and a healthy dose of silliness. From anniversaries to the return of long-lost hash heroes, this adventure had it all.