Run - 1876 - 17 September 2023 Back to School Run
Date: 17 September, 2023
Hares: Sandra Bollox & Aquasex
Run Number: 1876
Location: La Cala - behind school - Back-To-School Run
Number of Hashers: 25 (with very late coming DeadEnd)
Virgins: Gemma (Fat Bastard’s girlfriend)
Visitors: Talibin, Taliher, Taliher’s mother and father (Zambia)
Returners: Fat Bastard and 5 or so more non-regular ones, not yet named
Run Score: 9.23
Anniversaries: Sandra Bollox 100, Red Hot Chillies 135, Aquasex 205, JerryCan 310
Report:
The weather was cooler and there was less humidity today, so that was a brilliant start. 23 Hashers set off in high sprits, just to find a split trail almost immediately - not a check even though there were at least 5 options. It took forever to solve this one, and some of us even made it down to the next split trail. Being SpermAid, I did my own trail from the 2nd split. On my way back to the start, I sent a late arrival on the right trail from the first split. Then I met the Beer stop, did the View Point etc., but not the whole trail. More about the trail comments later. All found their way back coming from different directions, but all in good mood. Circle time came on, and RA Colonic Irrigation was in top form after his French holiday. Teachers galore today, so they had the first DD. Then the Hares were called and comments taken. Shaggy was asked first for comments, and answered “Oh, I have to sing a song?”. Automatic DD. There were many comments about a really great trail, but shitty markings. Clonck had his own version of up and down, in and out, but it lasted longer than normal. More comments about great trail, but shit markings. Kindergarten Cup, at one stage said “Oh Fuck I’ll do my own trail”. The returner with the Dalmatian doggie, probably named Bongo, was worried to have his balls cut off if he went lower in vaulting the run, voted 9.8. The Tali group from Zambia found the run hard. Well all in all it came out as a great run with 9.23 score. Every effort to set a run is great, Hashers. Don’t ever forget that. DeadEnd arrived, and was immediately placed on ice by the RA, who had by now taken over the proceedings as Head Bastard. RA got into lookalikes, and immediately spotted Talibin having a hairdo similar to his own, and that set off a series of lookalike DD. Next one on was Barbie lookalikes with all blond Gemma and Shaggy, and then all pink dressed ladies in for a DD. Those included Aquasex, Red Hot Chillies, Lilo Lill, STTI. Today there was a birthday to celebrate BlankaWanka. The RA had cleverly organised one of the ice blocks to hold a birthday present, so of course BlankaWanka had to sit on it to try to melt it to get to the present. She went forward and backwards constantly to melt the ice. AquaSex joined her as a punishment for wrong split trail. It took a long time to melt the ice to get to the present, so SpermAid suggested that a warm wee might speed up the opening of the present. RubHerTurd arrived in new running shoes, that were not spotted at the start of the run, but he was so not smart to mention to the RA about the great quality of those shoes. Meanwhile BlankaWanka still sat on the Birthday ice block to retrieve her present, and at this stage she did confirm, that she had never ever had such wet nickers before. Then it was back to the Barbie theme. Barbie look-a-likes on in and all pink ladies i n, You can dress my hair F my anywhere etc, On in injuries JerryCan with a twisted angle. Five Knuckle was DD’ed for wearing a T-shirt with extensive ads for beers, but not drinking any of it. Then it was time for FromBehind to sit on the Birthday ice block to help melt it to get the present out for Blanka Wanka. Here a little secret was told, as his birthday present for her, was a portable breakfast table to use in bed. No information about who was going to serve the breakfast, though. There then was the story of RubHerTurd’s repair of his iPhone. Hahaha. Went to Chinese store. Oh problem with the audio, because lots of scratching noises on call. Came back 2 days later for pick up, and check. Still noise on calls. Left the store without paying the Chinaman. Ice for both RubHerTurd and SpermAid, which led to an extended story from RA on SpermAid and how it works. RA’s French holidays didn’t bring a French Letter but a new sexual position called the Penguin, introduced to him by his beloved Gangbang. Stand on a chair, trousers down, and she did him almost to the end, but then walked off, and the poor penguin trailed her as fast as possible.
So much laughter and fun. Thanks hares and entertainers.
OnOnOn SpermAid
